8bit Rav3n
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Indore, India
Joined April 2016
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If you want to be Original, be ready to be Copied.
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* On Wedding Day *
Girl to MortaL : Last chance..!! Pubg or Me?
MortaL : 👇🏻👇🏻
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Hey
@Twitter
Can You Add Goat 🐐 Emoji Automatically When We Write
#Ronaldo
Already. 🤔😏
It's About Time
#BarcaJuve
#ChampionsLeague
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Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!! May Lord Vinayak Shower Blessings On U And Ur Family 😇😊
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#IndiaatPMCO
it's time to take step and gather together for Indian Esports
Lack of recognition has led our Indian Esports team & Influencers not receiving VISA on time for representing our nation in a global tournament happening on 20th July in Berlin. Kindly look into this matter
#IndiaatPMCO
@GermanyinIndia
@DrSJaishankar
@MEAIndia
@AmbLindnerIndia
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You don't need to buy red iphone when you can buy red colored case cover for your iPhone
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*Police pulls me over for speeding on my way to work on Monday morning *
ME: Please arrest me.
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Computer: Enter Password
Me: Why?
Computer : To verify your identity
Me: I know who I am
Computer: Are you sure. You do?
*Dead Silent*
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"Girls use makeup to impress boys"
Me: U really think I own 65 lipsticks to impress sum guy? Who doesn't knw diff btw Rubby & Russian Red
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Me: *Goes to gym*
*Spends 30 minutes untangling earphones*
Me: That's enough excersice for the day
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Guys Stop Asking a Girl Whether She's Single or Not
Just Introduce Yourself To Her and She Will Decide Whether She's Single Or Not.
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*Job Interview*
"Tell me about yourself"
*flashback to when I used to pull out USB drive without clicking safely eject*
"I'm risk taker"
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me: can u pass the salt?
mom: can u pass the semester? 😏😎
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Bf: Let's do sexting
Me: OK
Bf: Tell me things you want to do.
Me: Wokay I really want to do computer engineering but programming is tough.
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*Me, to my kid*
People are jerks, U just gotta ignore them at tyms
*Me, later in traffic*
U motherfuckin shit ass pig faced son of a bitch
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The look on dog face when the sheet of bubble finally ends
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Me: Wanna Go out and grab ice-cream.
Bestie: But it's 3 am
Me: Get your lazy ass up I'm coming to get you
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1,300km - 22hours - 3 hours sleep in between. Indore to Goa by road was one heck of journey and adventure. New personal record and achievement gained ✌️
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Today I Ordered McDonald's Happy Meal And Still I'm Feeling Sad.
Anyone Else Been Through The Same?
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Drop the latest meme from your gallery no matter how or what it is.
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Waking up to this gets weirdly normal after sometime 😌
Every morning we are born again, what we do today is what matters most. Make it count. Good Morning ✨✨
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Remember when people had diaries and got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don't.
We have come a long way
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Hey Guys,
Need Your Guidance. I'm Looking For A Cozy Place, Without Crowd, Preferably An All -Inclusive Resort. I'm Ready To Spend ₹4-5L For Accommodations And Food To Enjoy Year End In Peace & Without Exposure To Covid. Do U Know Where I Can Get The Money For The Same ?
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Me: I think I have cancer
Doctor: It's all in your head
Me : Thank you doc I was so worried
Doctor: It's a bunch of tumors, all in your head
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How’s life without Instagram , WhatsApp and Facebook going ?
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Next time if someone says "no offence" after insulting you
Beat the shit out of them and say "no harm done"
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I'm not an alcohol addict
Its just that I never had bad time with a beer bottle in my hand.
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People in Vodafone office took "Get an Idea Sirji" way too seriously
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Why does this boxing gloves looking like it wants to build a wall.
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Doctor: I have your diagnosis result
BuisnessMan: Make it quick, I don't have much time
Doctor: Who told you this?
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Me: Papa mujhe dentist ban na hai.
Dad: Dentist ban ke kya ukhad legi?
Me: Daant
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Me: I can't play hide and seek with you.
Crush: But Why?
Me: Because it's hard to find a guy like you.
#Gold
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I maybe ugly still won't be fucking my cousin brother
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*Self Defense Classes*
Instructor: Attack me and I will defend it.
Me: You are stupid
Instructor: *holding back tears* I meant physically
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Merry Christmas Everyone 💖
So What Did You Ask Santa To Bring You This Year?
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WhatsApp: We added end to end encryption so no one else can read your chats
Girls : *Posts screenshots of chats online*
WhatsApp: I give up
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Akshay Kumar's Wife Is Not A Big Star. ASK WHY?
Because Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Ps- I'm Sorry 😬
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Interviewer: What language do you speak other than your native language ?
Me: I'm fluent in Sarcasm ,GIFs and Memes
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Relatives: What work you do ?
Me: I make memes.
Relatives: I mean for earning
Me: Yes I'm being paid for making memes
Relatives: dayumn
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Me: ATM se paisay nikal lu?
ATM guard: Han nikal lo.
Me: Screwdriver hai to dedo
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Kya Keh Rahe Ho. Rav3n S10 RP Giveaway Karne Wali Hai
Let me know if you want one
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My New York trip got cancelled. All thanks to the new variant :(
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Mom: I called "daddy" in your phone
Me: Okay So?
Mom: Your father picked it up. You fucking virgin
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Each and Everything I like is either expensive , illegal or won't text me back.
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Interviewer: We're looking for responsible people.
Me: At my last job every1 said I was responsible for anything which goes wrong in office
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Whenever someone calls you ugly, just reply them saying "Excuse Me, But I'm Not A Mirror".
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Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Me: I'm unemployed.
I: How about something personal?
Me: Personally I need this job
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Me: *Cut Mom's Call While Playing PUBG. Later When I Called Her Back*
Mom: Kya Kar Rahi Thi?
Me: Game Khel Rahi Thi.
Mom: Kyun? Hamare Paise Aur Apne Career Se Khel Ke Mann Nahi Bhara Tera Abhi Tak?
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He : Tell me something about urself.
She : I am a mystery
He : Wow, mere ghar par bhi plaster kar do
*Blocked*
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No one is there for you when you're dead inside,
But Everyone is there when you're dead outside.
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Feminism isn’t about making women strong. Women are already strong. It’s about changing the way the world perceives that strength.
#HappyWomensDay
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Me: Did you preheat the microwave like I told you?
Bf: Yes
Me: Okay Temperature?
Bf: 431
Me: That's the clock
Bf:
Me:
Bf: Now 432
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I wanna be the type of person who wakes up at 7am has fruit smoothie and goes for a run but Iiterally wake up at 1 then have a nap at 2.
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Today my doctor said I needed glasses.
I thought he meant glasses of wine because I feel so much better now
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Bf: Tell me one thing that you wanna try in the bedroom
Me: To get complete 8 hours of sleep
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Mom: Can you pick up milk?
Me: [lifts 1ltr] Yup it's easy
Mom: I mean from store
Me: Sure but I think it'll weight the same there aswell
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Many People Don’t Know This,
But It's Possible To Not Like Something You See On The Internet And Move On With Your Life.
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Somebody Asked Me If I Know You.
A Million Memories Flash Throughout My Mind But I Just Smiled And Said I Used To
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Do I have time for your bullshit?
no no no
no no
no \_ no
no no
no no no
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People: An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Me: How many apples do I need to keep everyone else away aswell
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Most Relatable Thing That I Heard Today:
Nazar Toh Bachpan Mai Lagti Thi, Ab Toh Sidhe Loray Lagte Hai.
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Have you ever been so excited for something that you wakeup before your alarm rings.
Today is that day for me
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I would prefer to get shot rather than getting screenshot
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Do you know
Tinder is the best place to find husband
Only thing is they are someone else's husband.
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*In a Relationship*
Boy: I want a packet of biscuits for my girlfriend's dog.
Salesman: You will eat it here or you want me to pack them?
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