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umich comp & cognition | ex-quiz bowler | sorta maybe a band kid | she/her/good noodle

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@PaulGaier1 @coopercooperco really amusing (not) that holocaust remembrance day is woke to you
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RT @borrovvedwings: you're laughing. patrick mahomes is currently in the locker room being dragged through a portal to hell by disembodied…
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RT @citazworld: U got dissed at the Super Bowl by a tiny man in flared jeans
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RT @bodegaoflove: saw this today :) pom trees :)
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@ThatOtherMtnJoe @breakingbaht @astrolala_ @moietroses they always love their word salads that make them feel smart. talk enough wordy nonsense and someone will think you're intelligent eventually.
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@MCKGaston out in joshua tree :)
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RT @benedictsred: I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
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RT @jiratickets: Thinking about my peak never kys moment
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RT @speaklaur: neurodivergent? uh... i'm actually more neuro hunger games myself
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RT @mattybtweets69: House salad yeah what’s next techno fries
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RT @miffys_mom: you can always tell when someone’s favourite fruit is performative and not representative of their true spirit
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RT @Dons_Lawn_Salon: Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful
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RT @spinningjoe: french toddler smoking a toddler sized cigarette: "he uhhh, 'ow you say, got my nose [shrug]"
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@adelu1219 @uranoutofluck @davenewworld_2 @CwazupJ i had this happen and unfortunately the only solution is hours upon hours on the phone, doctor submits alternatives, optumrx loses the paperwork, makes you submit appeals, more hours on the phone. delay deny, lose things, etc. some treatments also don't have generics.
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RT @OldHollowTree: You can win the heart of a woman by spreading goat cheese and fig jam on sourdough and giving it to her.
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RT @mariokartdwi: throughout the darkest times in history people were still falling in love and hanging out with their friends. saying that…
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