Sarah Patterson
@sarahpatt08
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SoCal born and raised. Former police Sergeant. Based carnivore. Happily married. Mom of 4 boys. MAGA🇺🇸 Christ is King! NO DMs 🚫 seriously, NO.
Joined October 2024
Whats the most random picture you have of yourself? . Shockingly, this is mine 😂🤣😂
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When Biden says he left the country better than he found it, which country do you think he’s referring to?.
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I’m studying for the LSATs. Yes, I’m 40 years old and trying to start a new career. I’ve learned that my Chemistry brain needs to make a major transition to reading comprehension. Is this question easy or difficult to you?
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Are these real push-ups? Or are these also unacceptable?
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@eyelawdoc It’s supposed to be A. The questions and answers seem so random to me! But I’ll get there!.
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Do you ever read the comments from your followers and think, dammit, I want to hang out with them!!!!.
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How much did this Bone-In Ribeye cost from my local butcher? Hint: I live in SoCal and it weighs 2.25lbs
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To the harshest critics on the internet, y’all. How many pull ups did I get?
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What is your favorite made up word?. Mine is: unfuck.
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Good morning all!!! Been locked out of my account until now…… I made a comment on a post and I was instantly locked out for “violent speech.” Truly not sure what is going on with this app, but this was the violent comment:
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Settle this for me. Is banana bread better with walnuts or chocolate chips? And don’t say “neither, I don’t like banana bread.” I already know 🤣😂🤣🤣
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Good morning! Me just wondering why our government allows drones they “know nothing about” to continue to fly in our airspace 🤷🏻♀️
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Fun fact: I used to own a CrossFit gym. I was 24 years old in this picture, seems like a lifetime ago. I loved helping people accomplish things they never thought was possible. I was a terrible business owner because when people couldn’t afford their membership, I let them clean
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@BuzzPatterson Added you to my prayer list!! . Lord be with the doctors and nurses to figure out what is going on, and for relief for Buzz, and to bring him home with answers before Christmas. In Jesus’s name, Amen 🙏🏼.
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If there is no cart return area in the parking lot, do you walk the cart all the way back to the store?. *hint: there is only one right answer*.
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I will never stop training. Need to get to 2x my body weight. This is my stress reliever. What do you do to relieve stress in your life?
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Good morning! Not my usual coffee picture, too busy to snap one before heading out, so car selfie it is!!. Happy Friday! I’ll leave you with this quote that hit hard for me:. “Feelings are great servants, but terrible masters.” -Kris Valloton
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Does anyone else turn the volume down to see better when they are trying to park in a parking structure?.
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Shoutout to my amazing husband who.Has not only served this country, but continues to serve our community. My hero forever 🖤💙🖤
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Ok I need to know, does anyone else sit in their car for a while before going inside their house?.
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I listened to the tips and criticisms from my last pull up video, and tried hard to not lift my chin too much. I probably should try this when I’m fresh and not after completely destroying my arms…. I had my awesome kids cheering me on and mad I didn’t get 25 🤣😂
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I don’t dress in the colors of my kids teams for sports, I dress in the colors of our country. Kids picked their numbers “45” and “47” for Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Ok, I have yet another question. When you go to pay at the grocery store, do you put the plastic divider after your groceries for the next person, or let them do it?.
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Not to brag, but Joe Rogan DM’d me. It’s absolutely him, not a bot. You think I’ll make it on the podcast?
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Why do people feel the need to insert a negative comment on a very non-controversial post? Is it because they want to feel important or validated? It’s a genuine question I have because i don’t understand it.
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Question for you all. Is it ok to swear but have a strong faith in God? . I swear a lot. And I mean a lot. But my faith is eternal and stronger than anything. I hear people saying all the time, how can you use such language yet call yourself a Christian? I believe the intention.
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$45 for 48 eggs. This was $26 two weeks ago. I’ll wait to go to the local egg farmer. Insanity.
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Good night everyone!!! My day started at 0445 this morning! I work more on weekends than any other day! Calling it an early night tonight! I’m truly blessed for all the friends, new and older! Let me know if anyone needs an extra prayer tonight, I got you! 🙏🏼
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Good morning everyone!!! Who can relate to this mug?!
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5lbs over body weight back squat X10. My core is super fatigued, I felt it, it looks it. 135# is not heavy for me, but i definitely felt it today. I know they aren’t perfect, and I use rubber weights. I know my limits. Thank you in advance for your expertise 😂🤣
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Good morning and happy Friday! Today’s one of those days where I’m putting a straw directly in the coffee pot!!! . THREE MORE DAYS!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@cataclysmkrew And this book is from 2002…. Imagine how much worse it is now. I block people with pronouns in their bio.
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Happy New Year’s Eve from my family to yours! Missing 5 of the kids, but feeling so grateful!! . Thank you all for joining my page, and putting up with stupid shit! I joke A LOT, and many people think I’m serious, well I’m not. Except right now. Truly grateful for you all. I
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Good morning all! Today’s mood called for this mug. Also, I had to finally wear a sweatshirt today…… 42° outside! Cold for this sissy Californian 😂🤣
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@LibertyValkyrie @MayorOfLA @GavinNewsom Wow. And if their ID was burned in the fires? No worries, head down to dmv, wait 4-6 hours, get a temporary ID and wait 2-4 weeks for your new ID, mailed to the house you aren’t allowed to go to.
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I’m having my family over for family dinner. Which dessert should I make? Chocolate chip cookies or lemon bars?
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@liz_churchill10 All these celebrities “outraged” and moving out of the country because of “trump” makes sense now.
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@MAGAVoice It’s true. They have brainwashed society to be numb to sexualizing children, so they can make us seem like the crazy ones. Day one, Trump is going to fix the transgender nonsense! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.
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Do you think we should go back to dressing classy when leaving the house?
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When you are driving, do you listen to music, podcasts, talk radio or is it silent?.
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One thing is clear during the Pam Bondi Hearing; the democrats are scared out of their minds.
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Thank you to those that recognize sarcasm. You’re the best. To the rest, you must be new here 🤣😂🤣 less than 5 days and we are BACK!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.
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@GuntherEagleman @elonmusk @WallStreetApes 10000% can you even imagine if Kamala wins governor of CA?.
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@GuntherEagleman @Mike_Pence @RobertKennedyJr Pence is the ultimate RINO. To be against making our country healthy again, means he’s money first, health last. Evil.
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I started this account because I was tired of the other platforms. One of my real life friends urged me to get on here to be on a free speech platform, so I did. He encouraged me to post and share a little of me. During that initial time of posting, I met some amazing people
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Good morning. Long, busy weekend. Wouldn’t trade it for the world. This Sunday, as I reflect and get ready for church, I am grateful for my children. I’m grateful for any amazing relationship with my husband, my ex and his wife!! I’m grateful our children are growing up knowing
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Seriously, are we even surprised labels like this exist?
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All I want for Christmas is for our government to stop lying to us. Happy Sunday!!
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Good morning friends!! Happy Sunday! Remember, God loves you! 🙌🏼🙏🏼☀️
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By request from so many of you. One more question in my practice tests for the LSAT. Now, if you find some way to make this political, I will be amazed.
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Broke out this mug for today…. Seemed appropriate for all the things going on!!! 🤣😂😂😂
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Is it rude to tell someone to have the day they deserve?.
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What is your least favorite thing about the creation of the internet?. Mine: The internet has made people too comfortable with sharing things that don’t need to be shared.
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Good morning everyone!! Boy mom life is drinking coffee surrounded by toys 😂🤣. Anyway, have a great day! Remember, no one cares if you cheat on your diet, don’t workout, quit something…. BUT YOU SHOULD CARE!!!! Go do something today that makes YOU proud!!!
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Prove me wrong: the left values agendas, not human life. And I’m using the word value lightly because I’m convinced they don’t value anything.
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Good morning!!! Just a little coffee with a reminder of what really matters…. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Good morning, happy Sunday!! Grateful for the first rainfall in a while here in Cali! I’m excited to try @BonefrogCoffee in my new mug! It’s going to be an amazing day! God is good 🙏🏼🙌🏼
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Good morning! Woke up, prayed and thanked God for another day! Checked my X account and I was locked out, again. Said “unusual activity.” . If I don’t answer back to a comment today, it’s because I’m trying to not get suspended like so many other people! But know I read every
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@libsoftiktok @amazon Ok let’s think about this, men that want to pretend to be women want to have a prominent camel toe to prove they are a woman, when women do not like when they have a camel toe for the world to see. More mockery of being a woman. Awesome.
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I think we need round two of this one, because last time, it was too good. What is your favorite word that is not in the dictionary?. Mine: clusterfuck.
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Pro tip: if you want a lot of impressions, post that you’re looking for a realtor. This also works if you’re lonely. You’re welcome.
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IF I TEXT OR RESPOND IN ALL CAPS, DOES THAT MEAN IM YELLING AT YOU?.
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Does bacon belong crispy or undercooked? . 12 pieces of grass fed bacon for lunch, yes please! Day 8 of Lion Diet.
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Day 15 of the Lion Diet. I will eat about half of this for dinner, I’ll save the rest for tomorrow. So far, I’m down a total of 3lbs. I don’t have any intention of really losing weight, I’m happy with my weight of 130lbs, but what I guess, the weight loss is water weight and
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Good morning!!! Enjoying my delicious cinnamon coffee and watching some Newsmax! I’m happy to report, none of my women’s rights were taken. As I was 🫡
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Crispy bacon is the candy of meat. Been really wanting something sweet. I’m on day 26 of the Lion diet, 4 more days. Bacon satisfies my sweet tooth for some reason.
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Good morning!! Happy Sunday! Getting ready for church, and one thing I’ve noticed about having an amazing relationship with God, is that I get excited for Sundays! I get excited to hear His word surrounded with others! I’m also excited that less than 24-hrs and we have our
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If someone asks you if you speak a second language, is it acceptable to say I speak sarcasm as a second language? Lol asking for a friend……….
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My new mug arrived a few days late, but better late than never!!!! Is it just me, or does coffee taste better in mugs vs to go containers?
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Just finished at my son’s guitar lesson and I couldn’t help but giggle every time the instructor said “the G string.” Someday, I will grow up. Today, is not that day.
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Karoline Leavitt is beyond impressive. She’s 27 years old and a powerhouse!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.
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Good morning to all you men and women out there. Just a reminder that there are only two genders, coffee is my true love, and bacon is the best food! ☕️☕️🥓☀️
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Do you think steak needs steak sauce if it’s cooked correctly?
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We don’t deserved dogs. Selfless animals 🥹 🖤💙🖤.
JUST IN: K9 Rocky, the brave U.S. Marshals Service dog who was shot during a manhunt in Houston, Texas, has been released from the hospital and is expected to make a full recovery. 🙏
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Can I get this in a mug? 🤣😂🤣 I’m crying laughing.
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Good morning! Enjoying my last cup of coffee and freedom as a woman before Trump takes office and all my rights are gone. In all seriousness, it’s been a long 4 years, we’ve been patient, and we are ready to get our country back. A few hours away from restoring America!!!!.
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It doesn’t look like much, but this is extra fat from a brisket that I fried. Omg it was perfect after my workout today!!!
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