Sarah Schmitz
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Virginia ➡️ Wisconsin | Commanders, Bucks, Badgers, JMU Dukes | #SFB12 #SFB13 | written content editor for @MBFantasyLife
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Girl next to me in class logged into FB and the first thing that shows up is a pic of me from the engagement party...and I don't know her...
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That’s a wrap! Kinda wish I’d grabbed another QB toward the end for insurance but pretty satisfied with this overall
#SFB13
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Just confirmed our reservation for a cooking class on a farm in Thailand 🤗😍
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I think all boys should have pinterests for the sole purpose of helping us know what to get them as gifts
#theconstantchallenge
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"You don't like salt and vinegar chips? I married the DEVIL"
@jonschmiddy
#dramaqueen
#onemonthofmarriage
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Jon: "Why does JMU have a 10 point lead with 2 mins left and I'm still nervous?"
Me: "Because we're Redskins fans."
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Cashier at Target: "Know who you remind me of? Taylor Swift. I bet you get that a lot."
Me:
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Dinner tonight was mac & cheese and wine. I think I'm stuck in some sort of limbo between life stages...
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"Nobody respects women more than me." Somehow I seriously doubt that, Donald.
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We get it, you got Macklemore tix. Newsflash tho--your tickets look exactly like everyone else's, no need to post yet another pic of them
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Less than an hour of actual sleep? Check. Horrible gravelly man-voice? Check.
#bigbreak2014
#bustrip
#wereinalabama
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Stocking up on mac and cheese and Captain Crunch because finals week.
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When you know literally 0 things about Pokemon and
#PokemonGo
is the only thing anyone is talking about ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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The
#Commanders
are not listing pass-rusher Chase Young on the injury report, as he's been cleared. He'll make his season debut.
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The next Christian Trump voter I hear complaining about "persecution" in the US or loss of religious liberties
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I inevitably get syrup in my hair whenever I eat pancakes and this is why I will never be a fully functioning adult.
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College: the freedom to go grocery shopping at 11 PM--because that's when you actually have time.
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Scarves have a whole new importance to me in WI. "oh I'll wear a cute scarf with my outfit" NO. I need a scarf if I want to LIVE ANOTHER DAY
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When you go to shake hands with the new hire at work...and trip.
#firstimpressionsareeverything
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Convo with Starbucks barista:
"What's your name?"
"Sarah."
"With an 'h'?"
"Yes."
"And what's your name?"
"Jon."
"With an 'h'?"
"No."
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I wanna start a trend of using completely irrelevant emojis at the ends of messages ✳️🐚💺
#neglectedemojisneedlovetoo
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When the high today is 65 and it's supposed to snow on Friday
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The biggest positive for America after Tuesday will be that we won't have to watch 4 political ads per commercial break anymore
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Pizza rolls and ice cream. I make good choices during finals week.
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When Christmas shopping requires going out in 5 degree weather you start questioning who REALLY deserves a gift this year
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Man I hope I don't overexert myself with this whole working-from-home thing.
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I get pumped for finals by listening to One Direction tell me I'm beautiful
#thewaythatyoucrushexamsgetsmeoverwhelmed
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When "Roar" comes on as soon as I get in my car to head to the library >>>>
#pumpedforstudying
#iamthechampion
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Me: "We might have to get a hypoallergenic cat if my allergies get too bad."
Jon: "Oh one of those skinless ones?"
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Clothing store sites where the height of the model is listed are everything to me 🙌
#tallgirllifesaver
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I think we can all agree that this is the worst thing in the world.
#explodingpizzarolls
#willtheviolenceneverend
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Sometimes I open Twitter on my phone when I'm already looking at it on my computer and then I realize I need to reevaluate my life.
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Typing a paper one-handed and eating cheez-its with the other hand because college
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Me: *offers to help carry stuff in from the car*
Jon: no, I think the weight of your sin is enough for you to carry
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"Too Cute" on Animal Planet is ABSURDLY adorable. 2 much 2 handle 2 chainz
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I can finally start listening to Christmas music guilt-free! 🙌🎄🎶
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5 yr old: "Are you good at drawing?"
Me: "No, not really."
"Are you good at painting?"
"Nah."
"...are you good at anything??"
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Got a complementary blow-dry this morning courtesy of Harrisonburg weather!
#howthoughtful
#naturalsolutions
#thewindisback
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Packing for Thailand. "Let's see, got a black shirt, white shirt, black&white shirt, black&white shirt...and a gray shirt."
#timetodiversify
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"First off, I hate surprises. Second, I hate little jets."
@bblurrr
#blairsaysthedarndestthings
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Does Papa John's deliver to I-81? Asking for a friend. Who is me. Sitting on the interstate for the rest of my life.
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So is it too late to go into hibernation for the rest of the winter?
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Someday we will look back on this era of fashion and wonder why we put mustaches on everything
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I couldn't have picked more obnoxiously loud food to eat in the library--pretzels, carrots, celery. My apologies to everyone near me.
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I don't know how I got subscribed to Teen Vogue but it needs to stop...right after I read this beachy waves how-to okay
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5-year-old girl at the pool walks past my chair, then stops and says, "Scuse me, I like your bathing suit."
#adorable
#bestcompliment
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5 months ago today I arrived in Wildwood for summer project, and so much about my life has changed as a result
#Godisawesome
#timeflies
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Really feelin some 5 Seconds of Summer today and also do I belong in middle school?
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If there ever comes a day when I get tired of "What Makes You Beautiful" you should put me in an institution bc something is seriously wrong
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Why am I not at this game WHY
TOUCHDOWN DUKES! Trai Sharp with five carries on the drive finishes with his second score of the night! JMU leads 58-0 (3:59 3Q)
#GoDukes
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Truly, the greatest accomplishment of the Schmitz marriage thus far has been earning enough Papa John's points for a free pizza.
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“We have QBs at home”
QBs at home:
#Commanders
GM Martin Mayhew confirmed today that they were never in the market for Lamar Jackson. They’re moving forward with Jacoby Brissett and Sam Howell.
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I'M GOING ON A DATE WITH MADISON PROJECT. Along with about a dozen other beautiful SafeRides ladies :)
#isthisreallife
#dateauctionsuccess
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To everyone reposting articles about ISIS threatening attacks in 5 specific states, that's from May. Pay attention please
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Lesson of the day: don't switch too fast from conversation to prayer or you might start the prayer w/ "baby" instead of "Jesus"
@jonschmiddy
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Fastest service of my LIFE at Chickfila today. I was in and out of there in under a minute, no kidding.
#wow
#verychicken
#suchservice
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I'm gonna have no choice but to go to NEEDTOBREATHE's Tour De Compadres again this year. Parachute AND John Mark McMillan so far??!?!??!?! 🙌
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Someone literally put photos of their relative on their deathbed in their snap story. BOUNDARIES PEOPLE BOUNDARIES
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