A comprehensive list of the perks of dating me:

When baseball fans go to a Super B*wl party

I think my stompy upstairs neighbor is moving out happy Super B0wl Sunday indeed!!

@QuinnSTLCards Big if true

RT @QuinnSTLCards: Something to think about

Just walked by a lady with her shopping list on a sticky note attached to the front of her cart and all I could read as I passed was: Milk Jolly Ranchers honestly she’s my hero

@P_Funk36 I don’t deserve access to the internet

I climbed a mountain ☀️

@1BTerrace Scottsdale

@abc15 wow how incredibly original I’m sure no one else has ever done that before

@KurtBauche It was soooooo good

That’s literally my son

@1BTerrace Funny story!

Killer Trader Joe’s run, spent under $50, and Sara by Starship was playing as I walked out - am I the main character?!

@LelechirAgain Employee of the month 🥲

St. Louis people go spend the weekend with my close & personal friend @DustinNickerson you will laugh no matter what your relationship status is and maybe if you’re lucky he’ll wear his green flannel and we can have matching pics 🤙🏽

RT @DustinNickerson: STL! Be my Valentine! 💘