Sarah Nmachi
@sarah_nmachi
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Twitter is where I express my opinions, banter and joke around.
My tweets are my PERSONAL OPINIONS and DO NOT in anyway reflect that of my employers.
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I GOT PROMOTED!!!. 😭😭😭🥳🥳.
Twice in two years .
My heart is full with joy
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Everyday I wake up in this new country.
I bless the guy that led me into tech and everyone who assisted me on the way.
In less than 2 years. I went from 100k naira to usd to eur.
Please get into tech.
Just start somewhere.
I promise you. Your life will change for good.
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I can't even count how many people my dad paid tuition for.
Or send money to when we were young.
Now he is retired. NOT A SINGLE SOUL care about my sisters in school.
Lesson learned. Blow your 20million naira as you like cos in the end human are just bags of disappointment
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😂😂😂😂.
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lol 😂
Father Lord, the girl has a Microsoft bottle 😂😂.and the girl aspire to work there soon. Oluwa hear my cry 😭😭😭😭😭
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It's only on twitter y'all like us.. y'all bodyshame us in the streets, market, infact everywhere except twitter.
Sigh😩.
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My friend is 49years old. He is looking for a job as a driver.he has over 20years of driving experience.
He speaks English fluently.
Location - Abuja.
He has a recommendation from the Gambia Embassy.
He has a family to feed.
Please retweet.
#abujatwittercommunity
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Dj Cuppy should wish me happy birthday oo or i will cry 😑i aint joking
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#May30
the east remembers..
"The brave die never, though they sleep in dust, their courage nerves a thousand living men." - Minot J. Savage
For the love of Biafra, they accepted death and they shall live forever in our hearts..
#BiafraHeroesDay2019
#BiafraRemembranceDay
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You can't find love here..90% of the men that approaches me are married, 5% are in a serious relationship and they just want my ass😢😢 o Je mi lara je.. it's a good thing they don't hide it though so you know what you signing up for.
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Made a crazy decision to start learning how to code again because of man
Well this is day 1.👀.
Is he worth it? No idea
Is javascript worth it? No idea
Why javascript? Because of man.
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It's okay to give money to those you care about sha however, don't expect anything in return.
Always put yourself first👍
You are not Jesus
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Father Lord, the girl has a Microsoft bottle 😂😂.and the girl aspire to work there soon. Oluwa hear my cry 😭😭😭😭😭
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One thing I'm sure about the whole
#IgboTwitterCommunity
is that it unites every tribe... everybody putting mazi behind their names even though they ain't igbo just to hang out...
#Abuja
branch I hope to listen to some oghene that day o.. me ready to whine my waist
Igbo amaka.
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Didn't expect so many people to relate to this. Black tax is common than I thought. Anyway
It's okay to give money to those you care about sha however, don't expect anything in return.
Always put yourself first👍
You are not Jesus
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Was on the phone and crying to my parents that I miss them and I'm lonely.
Lol their replies 😂😂😂. My dad turned to CNN. Told me about all the negative things happening in the country and told me to stay in Dublin 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
God I miss home
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Mummy see me. 😭😭😍😍😍😍😍
Congratulations to the ten female Software Engineers selected to participate in the first cohort of the Microsoft LEAP Program in Nigeria! 👏 🎉 Skills development remains at the heart of Microsoft’s mission to empower everyone to achieve more.
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This boy is turning my head.
God abeg.
1st is javascript now, I'm awake learning chess
Which kind nonsense crush be this
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@Oh_Sahs
lol my previous company ? You will see me at every event . Talking about my projects .
No be everything be technical knowledge . I shall be there . Drinks ? I’m there . Do you know Nigerian drink a lot of guiness tooo ,talk don start
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I am currently looking to intern with a software development firm to apply my knowledge to real life projects while learning from more experienced developers. I have learnt web dev using the C# programming language and asp.netcore
1/2 Pls RT
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I am receiving same questions so I will answer here:
You have a higher chance when you are approached on LinkedIn. Optimise your LinkedIn todayyyy
Your resume should be irresistible, Use Numbers . Ask people’s opinion
Learn how to tell a story . STAR method >>>.
Upskill
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This is true.
Applied to over 100+ tech jobs in 2020.
Relocated with a 10x salary increase in 2021
Medals are won in training. Tournaments are just the place you pick them up
If you're planning on relocating in 2022, there's no better time to begin setting things in motion than now.
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I understand my parents now.
To think I use to tell my dad to be more open minded and he will just laugh and say nmachi you don’t know what I have been through .
I was forming woke . The hatred is deep
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Please fill out this form if you are a lady and you want to start your tech journey
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OMG, the messages. Thank you so much. I pray that all your career dreams comes through.
I would like to clarify that i am not a software engineer, i am getting lots of Dms regarding that.
I will try to respond to every message regarding resumes and interviews as soon as i can
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This was the tweet that changed my life.
That's why I keep retweeting any job post I see on my timeline.
I take it very seriously.
Microsoft leap changed my life
Hansen's tweet changed my life.
I just suddenly remembered and man does it for free.
Any Female Developer here? Please signup for the Microsoft Leap first female hackathon here:
PS:
There is free Accommodation and feeding
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I now understand the abroad loneliness.
However lonely in Ireland >>>>> than whatever it is I had in Lagos.
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5 GUYS only
Pls 1st come 1st serve
Just reply with anything at all. I will buy the book for you.
If you are confused on how to start a career in tech. This book wll give you a brief insight on different tech career path
It's officially 🥳
My ebook is finally out for grabs.📚📚
If you are looking at starting a career in tech, I would recommend you get a copy.👇👇
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I refused to return home, Because I was learning how to code , I don’t have strength to wash plate or cook bitter leaf soup for the family .
It paid off eventually and now my parents are encouraging the other girls to leave if they can 😂
Especially if you’re the Ada. Leave oo
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This week is my last week working in this org. I'm sad cos that means I have to leave the hotel I have been staying for more than a year.
I'm happy because mental health >>
Damn I don't think I remember how to cook.
Mental health >> free food 😭😭
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Second week with this amazing company and amazing colleagues.
So excited. Time is flying oo
Next thing you people will hear I have been promoted or something positive 🥳🥳🥳🥳😉
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I went to see my friend after about a year and we took pictures.
And some group of guys started shouting na to post am for instagram😢😢😢😭😭😭😭.
If you were at crush cafe in the company of about 5-7 guys eating fish ..I just want you to know that thunder will fire you
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Y'all. I'm proud of myself.
I sabi this o365 thing 😭😭.
My 2020 ended in praise.
I can't wait to announce this. 💃💃
O ti wa confirmed. 2021 bout to be lit cos this girl is on fire.
Next stop is azure devops 🤗
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Everything Lagos.
Job openings.. Lagos
Crush😭.... Lagos
Meet up ...Lagos
Conference.. Lagos
Internship offer. . Lagos
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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It’s 1st of July. I have officially passed probation . 6 months working for an incredible company.
The new fiscal year is off to a smooth start
Happy new month folks.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Got my cv reviewed by
@BTDTHub
and i love it. I am sure my next employer will too. Thank you
@OgbeniDipo
for the discounted price given to those of us that just finished serving the country.
Impressive CV should have a purpose. A CV outlines vital applicant's info such as career goals, academic achievements and qualification and other essential info that could aid in securing a scholarship
I recommend you employ the service of
@OgbeniDipo
to have your CV upgraded
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30/01/2019
One tweep decided to send me a dm , told me to make a wish for mi BDAY.
As usual, I lol'd him, but unku insisted.
I was in need of a laptop, so I told him. He said send your account number, i did.
Unku said he will take the number to his church, his pastor is strong.😭
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I got an award 🥇 at work yesterday 🥹🥹.
I feel seen 💃.
Scratch that I know I’m seen 😊😊.
It’s not even a year I joined this amazing people.
Day made
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Omg my DM is so full. I can't reply everyone. However, trust me there are tons of free resources on how to get started
Also your resume is very important especially if you are not a dev like me.
You need to keep applying till someone say yes.
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Thanks
@mykeels
for creating this hashtag
#HNGChallenge
.. Thanks to the guy who wanted to uhm create in one week. And most importantly thanks to @
anonymous.
I just got laptop maney👩💻💃.
#techtwitter
.
Cc
@vnwonah
@AfroRoboticist
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I replied the 5 already .
Please the book is 2k if you have the money and want to buy or if you want to sponsor others..
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I’m awake and I’m ready to suffer from
#gbeduberculosis
cos it’s Wednesday night tonight .
Ladies night gonna be litttt when Bkaay come on .
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😊Birthday dinner with Lavender . 😊😊😊.
She spoils me a lot
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Cupcakes when are we going to have our own taxify code like MARLIANS.. 😭😭😭😭.. are you sure i won't switch bayii.. I love DJ Cuppy.. I kent
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The same David whose argument with Sega was that he implied he was a lawyer .
Doing the same thing he accused Sega of.
Anyway that’s you people personal problem .
Like He is not aware of the implications of using the word “funded”.
Mtchew
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Omo ologo
- 26years old Nigerian man and his 46years old wife, depart Nigeria for the US.
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please who are the tech guys y'all keep referring to. Y'all just wake up one day and decide to face tech guys. I'm tired of this B.S. tech guys dress well. Tech guys are cute. Tech guys smell nice. Jesus Christ. Y'all just want to do anything to drag tech bros mehn
You can be in tech and still dress well. Dirty jeans and unclean sneakers doesn't portray you as the best coder out there.
Maintain that dreadlocks and stop looking like someone that escaped from Yaba left.
The way you look could be the reason no one believes in your product.
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Hey guys, listen to how I got into the Microsoft Leap program. How following
@FunkeOnafuye
and
@hannytalker
got me my first job cos they always post job openings.
Thank you
@AyunasCode
. You are amazing.
Listen to "Microsoft LEAP Nigeria: Interview with
@sarah_nmachi
" by Career Tips. ⚓
#amplifymelanatedvoices
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Liverpool graduated with a first class. But unfortunately they were not the best graduating student in EPL..😒😒.
97 points.
Only 1 game lost...
That's a first class..
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I’m sorry . 😔 I could not resist doing this .
Me at 4am in my house pounding yam for Captain before heading to work....because he wanted something hearty for breakfast.
I wouldn't mind if somebody felt moved to sponsor us with 2 tickets (business 💅) and accommodation (5*) to the Maldives. Thank you much. 😁
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Told them I'm switching careers, till date they call me everyday to know my progress . Told me I can always come back home when I'm broke😂.
Sometimes they can be annoying sha.But deep down the love is 100 percent. They learnt along the line how to express it.
I love them❤
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Proud of my lil sis.
Promised her some amount of money if she pass her AWS name Azure exams.
She don pass AWS, now I dey find money😂.
Waiting for the Azure exam
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Lisbon was amazing .
Sun was shining.
I have amazing friends .
Life is good .
Chinelo was the best host frrrr. ❤️
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It's happening again oo in 5 states this weekend😂😂.
Are you interested in introducing kids to tech. Come and join us
@techquestcamp
.
You are just a dm away from helping ya community.
Hit
@techquestcamp
to join the closest to you.
#techtwitter
#BlackTechTwitter
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Only if Nigerian firms can do better by Conducting Skype interviews. We are unemployed for goodness sake.. we are ready to relocate if we get the job.
But we ain't got money to transport ourselves all over Nigeria for interviews..
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This company is hiring many roles and offers an opportunity for relocation
Devops, android developers and react developers.
Please note i am not affliated with them. I just saw and thought to share.
Please dont dm me about it either, i will not respond
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I have found my twin sis. Her name is also sarah🤣🤣🤣🤣. I was confused at first
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