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SharkNoises on AO3. 28, assorted video game and anime smut. Annoying car guy. Deaf/HOH disability advocate. Anti-genocide. pfp by @/marndraws. MDNI!!!
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Hello! I'm Jay, or Shark, whichever you prefer. I'm an art historian, an author, and a lover of ciabatta bread. Below you'll find my threads, fics, and anything else that I felt needed to be stuck to my pinned.
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@melodramateur
Honestly the saddest thing to me is the lack of excitement over learning. Like yeah everybody has subjects they don’t care about or struggle with but for EVERYTHING? Maybe I’m just a dork but I love researching topics that interest me and showing off what I learned 🥲
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I spent twenty seven thousand dollars on a graphic design degree
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More deer hybrid ghost/coyote soap shenanigans, this time it’s hurt/comfort flavor with a little NSFW at the end so MDNI as always
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Ghost is at the range when gets the call that there’s been an… “incident”, and that he needs to head to Price’s office immediately.
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I told myself MONTHS ago I needed to make COD stickers so I’m finally doing that
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Alright my little babies, it is time: An art history analysis of the "No One Fights Alone" cutscene.
We're mostly going to focus on the importance of lighting, leading lines, and color theory. 22 total tweets
#cod
#codmw2
#modernwarfare2
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Okay but Soap working out in this fit to torture Ghost
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A little deer/coyote hybrid ghoap thing I’ve been thinking about. SFW for once.
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Soap doesn’t MEAN to stare. He really doesn’t. He knows it makes Ghost uncomfortable and despite his “excitable” nature he is perfectly capable of respecting boundaries
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I coughed so hard I pulled a muscle in my neck the other day so I’m projecting onto trans deer hybrid ghost who’s only had antlers the past few years and the unfamiliar weight often makes his neck and shoulders ache, leaving him irritable and flighty around base. NSFW/MDNI
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Free use Soap blindfolded and tied to a table with this taped to his back
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Deer ghost’s tail twitching in his sleep setting off coyote soap’s prey drive and he wakes ghost up by biting his ass and spends the next two hours apologizing by eating him out send tweet
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Defending Nick because you’ve built up a parasocial relationship with him based on video game porn is weird behavior. He is not your friend or infallible.
Free Palestine. No “both sides are bad” excuses/rationalizations. We don’t judge the table manners of starving people.
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Ghost with vitiligo who has a patch on his face that kinda resembles a skull and he just dedicated himself to the motif because why not and the first time Soap sees his face he’s just like are you fucking kidding me you prettyboy loser
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Did…. Did you guys not know those cod loading screens are ai generated? That’s why the body types are so inconsistent and ghost never has his tattoos either I’m so sorry I thought it was obvious
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The contents of Soap’s tac vest pockets
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More deer hybrid ghost/coyote soap ramblings. NSFW. Scent goblin shenanigans
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A lesser known fact about deer is that they produce strong natural scents from various glands that share biological information to both potential mates and challengers. Rut season is especially bad
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#MW3
#mw3spoilers
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Anyways…. Yeah I’ll be ignoring that. If graves gets to be alive? So does my boy.
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I really love Ghost and Soap being switches but opposites. For Soap regardless of what he’s doing it’s a show. Absolutely a service top/pleasure dom. Talks the whole time, absolutely filthy. When he bottoms you’ve gotta EARN it. Needs to feel conquered and tamed, wants the marks
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A detail I think that gets underutilized in Ghost character studies is that Shepherd is the one who cleared him to return to service after Roba, so long as Price agreed to babysit him essentially. So with his betrayal, it was literally Vernon all over again.
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Me with call of duty characters
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I love you guys but the ending of mw3 is not because of homophobia. Half the shipping fandom made no monetary contribution to the game. It’s one of the most played franchises of all time. The game has been in development since before our part of the fandom blew up
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For anyone working on MerMay stuff: some fun sea critter facts to play with in your designs.
1. Sharks either have knots, pseudo tentacles or barbs at the base of both of their claspers to latch onto their mate.
2. The movement seals make on land is called galumphing
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John “Soap” “Cmon baby one more, you feel so good, just one more I promise” MacTavish and Simon “Ghost” “You said that about the last seven you bastard” Riley
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I'm not paying to remove the watermark but tell me this isn't Task Horse 141
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This did well on tumblr so I guess I’ll post it here too
#cod
#CoDMW2
#codghosts
#captainprice
(based on a LOTR drawing by ginger haze)
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@MillieCheesey
I don’t think I’ve ever been mad enough about something that I spent real money on merchandise of it and hung it up in my office to stare at daily
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Ghost and Soap but as Halloween squishmallows. I’ve had the skeleton cat for ages and now he finally has his werewolf husband 💖
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A/B/O where omega!Rudy has steel caps on his fangs to make them sharper like fighting roosters have on their back claws and he always smiles just a little too wide to show them off 😌
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Soap shows up to a briefing with a black eye for saying “oh biiiiiig stretch” when he finally got his fist in completely inside Ghost
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The way I can write a 15 page single spaced annotated essay on this frame alone
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I think I’ve latched so hard onto COD because the characters are all like fully fledged adults? I can project onto them. Price has to file his taxes. Laswell and her wife argue about taking the trash out. Soaps knees crack like Dasani bottles.
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TWO DAYS UNTIL MERMAYYYYYYYY
@Saragapen
did these absolutely stunning employee ID badges for our favorite boys for my upcoming fic! I cannot recommend c0ming them, absolute delight to work with and incredible art.
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Fuck it, mini threadfic
18+ NSFW
CW// Blood, graphic mentions of violence/death, trans soap, implied noncon that did not happen because Ghost stabbed the guy. Starts in next tweet.
Y’all got me thinking about gladiator!Ghost and spoiled prince!Soap damn.
Some ass makes a claim towards Soap, Ghost kills him brutally for the disrespect, and Soap licks the man’s blood off Ghost’s mask while riding him later that night
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CoD where everything is the same except Ghost’s tragic backstory isn’t that he got captured and tortured by the cartel and instead he got sold to One Direction
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The both enjoy those nights so much it gets to the point Ghost genuinely worries that if the coyote is ever forcibly muzzled by someone else again he might develop a Pavlov-esque erection.
Though that might get the HHR team to leave him alone…
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@buggirl
I used to be a hostess for a burlesque group. Gerard Butler came to one of our shows, was rude to our only plus size dancer and left a $3 tip on a $200 bar tab. None of us watch his movies anymore.
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The muzzle on Soap doesn’t have a strap or anything so I’m just imagining he’s got like. Magnetic implants in his jaw now.
Makarov had the key to the device, but he’s dead and they haven’t found it in the remains of his base yet.
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Is it entirely because I just got married in a castle? Yes.
But currently thinking about Prince Simon escaping his cruel father and becoming a knight known as Ghost for a neighboring kingdom where he meets Soap, one of Prince Gaz’s servants.
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Ghost, not so much. He’s precise in everything he does. Has that detached, natural dominance. And when he bottoms, it’s almost surprising how easily he goes down. Total obedience, lives to serve. It’s the only time he gets to turn his mind off completely, let someone else lead.
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Coyote Soap/Deer Ghost time again.
Thinking about their first kiss.
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Soap doesn’t even realize it happened at first.
They’ve been getting closer and closer, spending more time together and actually getting to know each other beyond mission-relevant info.
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….. anyways if you like trans porn written by trans authors I have several pieces on my ao3, including one where a transphobe gets punched in the jaw hard enough to lose teeth. 🫡
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And Ghost will let him, because even if his relationship with his own body, and especially his face, is strained, he trusts Soap to handle his weak points with care.
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@JustMarveWrites
Found you through Lauren, had a good laugh, immediately submitted one of your works for my book club to purchase next month. Can’t wait to read!
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If you’re like me and live in the path of totality but it was cloudy as shit and you couldn’t see anything; my boss shared a timelapse he got with his professional camera:
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A little omegaverse snippet to prove I’m actually working on it this time 🫡
CW mildly dubcon (sex pollen but they both want it when they’re sober they’re just stupid trope)
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@Angelicasdean
Alex and Laswell sharing a sweet potato casserole with marshmallows while everyone else looks in in horror like they didn’t have beans for breakfast
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Y’all got me thinking about gladiator!Ghost and spoiled prince!Soap damn.
Some ass makes a claim towards Soap, Ghost kills him brutally for the disrespect, and Soap licks the man’s blood off Ghost’s mask while riding him later that night
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Part 1. SFW, no warnings. (Next part will be NSFW.)
Ghost, the local doctor, shrouded in mystery, comes to Soap's blacksmithery with a secretive request. Starts next tweet.
Medieval AU with plague doctor Ghost and blacksmith Soap send tweet
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Spring is much more tolerable from then on, to Price and Gaz’s delight.
When Ghost sprints after Soap across the training field the following December, the coyote gnawing on his dropped antler with a mischievous grin, Price rethinks that approval.
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Mmm UFC au where Soap is a hotshot new fighter who gets injured doing something stupid and showy and Ghost is a disgraced retiree who begrudgingly agrees to help him recover and train.
It’s like a horse girl movie but the horse and little girl are grown men
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It does not matter if anyone dies in mw3 they will not be dead in any of my fanfics. I kept sticking alex in things before they confirmed he came back, Im gonna keep everyone else around too. I have so many fix it plots ready to go as well as some that just ignore potential canon
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TW grooming
I know I said I was done talking about this but “you can experience sexual pleasure/arousal during assault” & “children cant consent to sex with adults” are both correct statements, & claiming that the victim enjoying the sex means it’s okay is in fact wrong.
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Ghost has no shame in admitting he likes the power trip almost as much as he likes the desperate way Soap moans and whimpers when he finally gets to latch his mouth onto the buck’s cunt and thighs, leaving Ghost covered in a mess of drool, cum and hickeys.
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141 at a Halloween party. Price is just in his fishing gear. Gaz looks sexy as hell in a demon costume.
Soap…. He’s in a carefully constructed cardboard soap bottle. Everyone groans and rolls their eyes, he grins.
Ghost shows up in a massive ball of tulle. A loofah to match.
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While we’re on age gaps being hot I am once again begging everyone to imagine silver fox rich husbands Nik and Price and their “just trying to pay for college” pool boy Gaz
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@heapsidestrand
If you have a pommel strike ability as a bonus action I always use that first to make them waste their parry on that, then go for the big hits!
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Turns out the head gear is much more fun when paired with a predator’s glassy eyes and red, leaking cock when Ghost decides it’s his turn to be in control in the bedroom for a bit. Soap hates admitting he loves it, squirming and blushing about how the degradation turns him on.
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Simon Ratley
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Between panting and kisses, Ghost murmurs, “As soon as that goes down and you can go again, I’m riding you until my legs give out.”
The sound of Soap’s tail thumping on the bed nearly drowns out Ghost’s laughter at the other man’s excitement.
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And nobody else needs to know that Ghost keeps the muzzle for more… intimate purposes, enjoying the pretty way Soap begs and drools behind it when he’s denied permission to kiss and lick and bite the way he wants to.
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Heavily based on a conversation that happened in my discord server but
Thinking about how much pain Ghost is constantly in. Aftermath of torture, the regular wear and tear the military puts your body through, joints poorly developed from malnutrition and abuse as a kid
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Soap still looks a little lost. “You aren’t… done with me?”
“What are you talking about?”
“I just thought… I don’t know. Your predator boyfriend needing to be muzzled after biting someone? And you’re, y’know.”
“I’m what, prey? You think I couldn’t kick your ass regardless?”
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When the three days are up, Soap is back to himself in no time, the incident mostly forgotten if the easy way he and Gaz go back to play wrestling is any indication, the rec room once again full of the cacophony of a fox and a coyote yipping at each other.
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He flinches when he picks up on Ghost’s scent when normally it makes his tail start thumping. Now it just lays limply through the gap in the chair. Soap won’t look up and Ghost spots why: leather straps around the back of his head and a wire cage over his mouth.
A muzzle.
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“No! That’s not what I mean. Just… didn’t want you to think less of me. For losing control like that.”
Ghost pulls Soap back in for another hug and kisses the base of an ear gently. “Never. Besides, I bet he deserved it.”
That gets a weak chuckle. “He stepped on my tail.”
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But it’s not just little specs of brown.
Some of them, the ones Soap really can’t stop looking at (and poking and kissing), are stark white. Previously invisible with Ghost’s… well, ghostliness.
They’re fucking fawn spots.
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"Devotion", part of a fic I'm probably never going to finish so here's the part I like:
#ghostsoap
, NSFW minors DNI, spit kink, D/s dynamic, bottom ghost/top soap, heavy TW for religious allegory.
Seriously this whole thing is just ghost projecting catholic symbolism onto sex
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Thinking about ghost with vitiligo again but specifically because one of my partners has it and there’s a heart shaped patch next to her asshole and what if ghost had one that looks like a skull lmao
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“What the fuck happened?”
Soap winces at Ghost’s furious tone and he has to school himself to not rush to comfort him in front of the three stern-looking officers.
Price looks equally agitated, and the wolf’s sharp yellow gaze is trained on one man in particular.
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“Bastard.” Ghost reaches down to pet the wiry fur at the base of Soap’s tail gently, and smiles when it elicits a little wag.
The rest of the evening is peaceful. They eat their dinner in comfortable quiet, and Ghost bullies Soap into showering together.
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“I see. And does the Sergeant have anything to say to defend himself?”
Soap shakes his head no, still uncharacteristically quiet. Ghost hates it, as much as he teases he does truly adore Soap’s near-constant noise and inflated self-confidence.
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“Which was…?”
“During sparring drills, MacTavish bit another man. A non-hybrid man.”
Soap’s ears somehow flatten more, downturned almost like a dog’s they’re so far back.
“I see. And this other soldier is…?”
“In medical receiving stitches.”
Soap whines softly.
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It’s just….
Well. It’s too fucking cute!
They’ve been on separate ops for weeks. Soap was in command of a group of marines doing smash and grab recon shit in bumfuck nowhere Finland tracking some billionaire with shady friends and deep pockets.
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The rest of the meeting is brief. Ghost hates talking over his partner’s head like this but he has to be Lieutenant first, boyfriend second, something they both understand.
The human-hybrids relations council demands Soap be muzzled for a week. Laswell negotiates down to 3 days.
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Around dinner time he grabs two to-go plates and makes his way to Soap’s room, knowing he can’t eat in the public space right now.
The man who answers the door isn’t Ghost’s Johnny. He looks exhausted and defeated, with rumpled clothes and sore divots in his skin from the muzzle
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Soap looks a little confused and a lot concerned as it hits the floor. “Sir I’m supposed to have that on if I’m around other people…” his voice is flat and the honorific sits awkwardly on his tongue.
“You know I don’t give a shit Johnny. I’ve been worried about you. Miss you.”
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Ghost is a little disappointed Soap doesn’t come by for his usual nightly visit, but assumes he’s just tired and broody about the events of the day and leaves him be.
But by the end of the second full day without his usual shadow, he’s getting concerned.
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As soon as the other officers leave Price offers Soap some desk work so he doesn’t have to be out and about on base during his punishment, which they all agree is bullshit. It’s humiliating and total overkill for a sparring injury, and they all know it.
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And Ghost hates missions like that, but his mask is well known while Simon’s face is not, and intel had said that Future Former Missus Billionaire had a bit of a thing for blondes, Englishmen, and antlers. Soap can’t fault her for good taste.
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He pawns the privates he was tutoring off onto Gaz and rushes over, using his long stride to his advantage and nearly clipping an antler on a doorway in his haste. Price doesn’t ever demand urgency unless it’s truly necessary so he’s already assuming the worst.
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But the thing that Soap is so hung up on is the fact that Ghost has freckles. Lots of them. A perfect little galaxy of them over the bridge of his nose and cheekbones, a dusting of gold that has to be mostly genetics with how quickly they’ve come back in full force
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He doesn’t bother knocking, just lets himself in and immediately clocks how many people are standing in the room. Price, three faces he doesn’t recognize, Laswell on a computer monitor, and— oh.
Soap is sitting down, shoulders hunched and ears flat.
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I really wanna see more fics take advantage of the fact that neither ghost nor soap probably ever really got to have those young love experiences. Ghost’s awful family and Soap joining the military so young would have robbed them both of that. So they find it together.
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And Soap knows the tan will fade quickly now that Ghost is happily back in all his compression garments and black tactical gear and his mask
But he’s memorized all the little spots memorized (and a few sneaky photos) so he can keep kissing them even when they’re hidden from view
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#mw3spoilers
MCD WARNING//major character death
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Soaps ashes get spread in the highlands yes, but Ghost also has John MacTavish added to his mildly vandalized headstone in Manchester on the Riley family plot. Two names sharing an empty grave.
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That man steps forward to address Ghost and he clocks the way the plainly human man stares at his antlers for a little too long. Great.
“Sergeant MacTavish was involved in a training incident where a fellow soldier was seriously injured.”
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Ghost shoves his way into Soap’s room and abandons the food on his desk before pulling Soap into a crushing hug. Soap whines as the wire cage is pushed into his face and Ghost winces, apologizing as he pulls back just far enough to unhook the contraption and toss it somewhere.
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Precious little clusters of white spots on his cheeks, shoulders and thighs (and god is that Speedo tanline doing something for Soap). There’s some around the base of his tail too, he’d wager they go all over Ghost’s flank if he went sunbathing starkers.
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They’re…. Precious. Is the word Soap settles on. Most hybrid folks grow out of their juvenile coloring around human puberty time, but with Ghost starting T so late in his life it seems like he got a second round that never faded.
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And while the orangey-red baby fur has shed out into a pretty but dull tawny brown, the little white splotches have stayed. There’s an odd contrast if he thinks too hard about it, the harsh scar that mangles Ghost’s cheek being framed on either side by a symbol of innocence.
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And Soap can’t stop staring.
Because for once in his life, that hadn’t just been fucking banter over comms. Ghost DID tan beautifully once he got through the first round of burn and peel, apparently.
It makes him look more alive, hiding those soft blue veins and silvery scars
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Ghost, on the other hand, was on a deep cover solo mission in fucking Bali of all places, lucky prick, generally just flexing and saying nice things at said billionaire’s estranged soon-to-be-ex wife. With no Mask.
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Ghost with the opposite of that “I sound more southern when I’m angry” affect where he’s trained his accent down for his military persona but when he feels safe and cozy the Mancunian tends to slip out and the first time Soap hears “nowt” he loses his fucking mind
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Coyote hybrid Soap getting spooked by something and his tail poofing up an absolutely insane amount send tweet
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@roninspirit12
One night after a show I had a guy come up to tell me that I “wasn’t very approachable”. His face when I said “then why are you approaching me” will fuel me for the rest of my life ngl 💀
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