#sapnap
: we’re all gonna be happier, next year is gonna be our year… that’s our new year’s resolution, to be happier. Who cares how you get to that goal, the goal is just to be happier
you heard him! next year is OUR YEAR
#SAPNAP
: “Dream got out of Bed”
#DREAM
: “I feel like I’ve been in a fever dream”
#SAPNAP
: “It does feel like that”
#DREAM
: “I literally woke up to a helicopter.. I was like, ‘What is happening?’ I go on my phone I go on twitch and I see skeppy coming out”
😭😭😭
#dream
: idk george gets me fucking sick
#george
: how do I get you sick??
#dream
: you were sick the day before I got sick
#george
: I wasn’t sick sick, I just had a headache
#dream
: no you had the exact symptoms I did
SAPNAP’S REACTION ICBBB 😭😭
#dream
: for people on twitter and shit being like “the mic is off” fuck you, the mic is on motherfucker, fuck you. Look there’s fucking doubles bec that’s how the song is produced I’m singing my ass off, I put work in SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I’VE BEEN THERE IRL THE MIC IS ON MFS!!
#george
: [talking about Orlando droncert “in LA” performance w drm]
i’m telling them “stall dream” you need to stall him don’t tell him to bring me on- I was like oh my god I don’t even have the glasses, I can go on without the glasses.. so I had to run back get them- I went on
#dream
: [reads chat] are you alright?
no i’m not, i’m not okay. I’m going insane, I’m driving myself insane listen. I have been parkouring for like 40 hours total the last week
the thing about dream is he will not stop until he gets what he wants
#dream
: nick, nick!
#sapnap
: yeah?
#dream
: later they’re gonna record a scene where you like tackle me, they’re having me react to it but I have no idea, what you’re gonna do or how you’re gonna do it-
DREAM CALLING SAPNAP NICK ALWAYS MAKES MY HEART.
MY BELOVED BROTHERS 💕💞💗💘
#dream
: I want to upload weekly through the end of the year
#sapnap
: weekly?!?
#dream
: through the end of the year, yeah
#sapnap
: ain’t no way
dream wants to upload by thursday.. weekly videos.. they want to record back to back.. WE ARE SO BACK BABY!
#sapnap
: I don’t have the money to spend millions of dollars on watches okay? Dream doesn’t either, dream does not have an extra 2.8 million dollars *impersonates dream* “yeah fuck it i’ll just buy a watch” he doesn’t guys, we’re not fucking billionaires
george does though ☝🏼😭
#SAPNAP
: “to be fair they’re pooping, on Dream’s bed because they think it’s their bathroom at this point… milo has pooped or pee’d on Dream’s bed 4-5 times now”
poor dream get him a new bed 😭😭
#dream
: “I’m good🧍🏻” fucking drums man, it’s 2-0 with the fucking drums I tripped and shot shit broke last time
into the drums (in austin) and the mic stand smacked me a couple times, people are keeping count on twitter 5-0 dream vs equipment💀
@dreamwastaken
maybe stop losing?
#pmbata
: what’s your favorite song right now dream? in general?”
#dream
:that’s a good question..
#pmbata
: [whispers to dream] “you have to say down up by pmbata”
#dream
: okay.. uh… down up by pmbata (:
#pmbata
: “YOOO NO WAY.?!?!
you wanna know what mine is? I can’t pick. and
#sapnap
: (george’s parents) if they had sex 2 months later, but nah they had to go right then and there couldn’t wait not one more second. Realistically if they had sex 5 mins later george probably wouldn’t be born,we’d have fucking gerold ?!??!??
😭😭
#sapnap
: (talking about how he lost 6k) a light shown to me and guess who was there …. dream. You see dream wanted to drive home with me but I was depressed. So i said dream I’m just gonna go home now, I don’t wanna do this anymore, I’m over it. dream said “what do I have to do
#sapnap
: I’m not gonna lie I love messing with george at the gym. I took a photo of him lifting these weights,
I am a dickhead for this Im not gonna sit here and act like i’m not a dickhead,
it shows how much weight he has on the bar and it’s just a 2.5 weight on it
POST IT??
#dream
: patches is such a guest cat,
when you meet her she’s so nice and cuddling with you but she never goes above that, that’s the higher level she’ll ever get. You expect that you’d progress as you get to know her—
the second she meets you that’s it —
#sapnap
: that is a great
#sapnap
: you guys have a parasocial relationship with patches. You don’t know patches, she doesn’t know you. She doesn’t love you, she never could. You’re just a number to her. Get over it
wdym we’re literally all bffs with her??
#sapnap
: when I went to go get milo he wasn’t alone.. it was him and his little sister left. Well I just felt terrible it made my heart hurt ripping them apart, it made me feel really sad .. I got his sister too.
“i was like fuck it give me his sister too”
my baby 🥹💕
#sapnap
: no we’re not friends none of you guys are my friends you guys are all just numbers to me, don’t ever forget that. [reads chat] “yup we’re all just numbers” yup see there you go- you parasocial idiots😭
[reads chat] then I’m number one!
LMFAOOO💀😭😭 (yeah me)
and if I said that if this was anyone else getting called slurs it would be so different but no it’s dream so all is forgiven?? you guys have absolutely no shame no sense of remorse. fucking Disgusting.
#pmbata
: patches does love me, patches is so cool. the other cats, naomi is too scared and milo terrorizes everything, he screams when he eats. he’s not afraid of anything
lmaoo😭😭
#george
: oh they’re there! now way
#punz
: yo! are you from the dream smp can I get a picture??
#george
: take a picture!!
#sapnap
: i have to pee.. 😭
#sapnap
: I’m ready for whatever this cat needs I’ll be the best cat dad ever don’t u doubt me .. and luckily there’s 2 other cat dads too
THE DREAM TEAM CAT DADS 🙁💕
#george
: bros yapping, guess he’s doing a podcast (dream)
#sapnap
: yeah bros yapping
#george
: idk what to do now
#sapnap
: i’m just listening i’m liking this free content
them listening to their boy >>
#dream
: foolish gamers was one of the people who was added, he was a reactor on youtube who would react to my videos.. I reached out to him and was like do you wanna join? he was like “yeah” Now he does a streaming on twitch and has a massive audience that he totally deserves 🙌🏻
#purpled
: where tf is tubbo?
#george
: wait where is tubbo?
#karl
: where’d tubbo go?
#george
: tubbo died 😣😣
SHUT UP I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF SQUID CRAFT I MISS IT SO MUCH
#george
: patches has not met the new cats but she camps outside sapnap’s room and she can tell they’re in there
patchington you’ll meet your siblings soon (:
I ACCIDENTALLY UNMUTED DURING OUR ZOOM CALL AND HAD PARANOID BLASTING IN THE BACKGROUND😭😭
my professor goes: “whose paranoid?
we’re just learning equations”
HELP ME ITS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL TOO FUCK
#sapnap
: “you think he (Dream) will buy me something super expensive and nice for my birthday? .. I just want someone to be like Sapnap Happy Birthday here’s a Lamborghini! Is that too much to ask?”
@dreamwastaken
consider maybe getting your boy a lambo for his bday 😁