Shashwat Maheshwari
@sanshash
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Beerbiceps bhai ab masturbate kar hi le semen tere dimaag me jaa chuka hai
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News wale bite maangte rehte hain. Kabhi kuchh khane ko bhi toh do
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Girlfriend is watching Single’s inferno and I am watching teenagers giggle.
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UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell wants to do a candle march for Los Angeles wildfire victims
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"Sucess ka ek hi mantra hai. Baatein kam karo, kaam zyada." Guruji, mai podcaster hoon.
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I'm addicted to cleaning screens. Smudges turn me on now.
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Why are memes so funny? Because none of us can be funnier than all of us
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Subah ke sapne aksar sach hote hain isliye mai raat bhar jagta hoon
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It's crazy that if you believe consciousness ceases upon death, YOU are called a skeptic.
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Policewale ne mujhe call karke bola aapko digital arrest mein daal rahe hain maine kaha koi fayda nahi sir yeh phone jail break karwaya hua hai
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The biggest road hindrance to your success is your own quality check
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Aisa nahi hota bhai
Single rehne ke bade fayde hain. Kisi ko bhi kiss emoji bhej sakte hain.
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They know what we are *thinking*?
Share of people thinking that the election of Donald Trump as US president is a good thing for their country: 🇮🇳 India: 84% 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: 61% 🇷🇺 Russia: 49% 🇨🇳 China: 46% 🇧🇷 Brazil: 43% 🇿🇦 South Africa: 36% 🇹🇷 Türkiye: 35% 🇮🇩 Indonesia: 30% 🇺🇦 Ukraine: 26% 🇨🇭 Switzerland: 23% 🇪🇺 EU11: 22% 🇬🇧 UK: 15% 🇰🇷 South Korea: 11% European Council on Foreign Affairs, survey of 28,500 people in 24 countries
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If someone says Aaye Haaye or Uffff it is perfectly okay to break up with them
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Very tough choices on Beast games- 1. eliminating your three least favourite contestants OR winning a new lamborghini 2. eliminating three people you don’t really know OR saving your best friend #MrBeast #BeastGames
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I think it should be news when the stock market does not crash.
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