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the REAL misunderstanding at the heart of mdzs is that wwx assumes lwj is super repressed, when in fact lwj is very much self-aware and in touch w his own sexuality, & lwj assumes wwx is self-aware and in touch w his own sexuality, when in fact wwx is super repressed. send tweet
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wwx zoning out: gosh i want to be married to lan zhan in a little hut... sowing wheat n shit... saying hi to our neighbors...
lwj zoning out: wonder if i could fuck wei ying so well he cried. i think it would not be very hard
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you know whats soooo good is when someone gets lovepotioned or hornyspelled or whatever so that everyone around them is out of their minds attracted to them EXCEPT FOR their actual love interest who is completely unaffected. bc that's how they always feel
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wwx: what if i... held his hand 😳😳😳
lwj: there's no way wei ying has a gag reflex
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ye baiyi is immortal in a world where his most loved person didn't love him back & died, his disciple almost destroyed jianghu & went crazy & died, & all his friends are dead, & yet somehow the worst thing thats ever happened to him is that he keeps laughing at wen kexing's jokes
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desperate to know what fandom drama is happening rn that's so severe that richard "richard siken" siken is weighing in on it to tell people to be nicer
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tonight i asked myself. what if donghua lwj had hair loopies and slightly stronger eyebrows
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definitely this one
hopping on the bandwagon to discuss my true niche: qrt with your most iconic shitpost please
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anyway currently i am thinking about how by the time wei wuxian comes back, lan wangji has known lan sizhui for longer than he knew wei wuxian
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i have created an extremely rough and approximated blueprint of the jingshi and its little bit of landscaping per cql canon
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cannot stop thinking about modern au nmj taking his shirt off in public for (waves hands) Reasons, whatever, and wwx just leaning into lwj's side and going "you know i only have eyes for you, but, oh my god"
and lwj is just. [solemnly] Yeah.
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i rly enjoy the like psychic juxtaposition of wangxian and wenzhou bc wangxian are rly sweet and tender to each other and then go home and have rough, relatively freaky sex, and wenzhou are freaks to each other all day and then have like normal ass vanilla sex
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wwx has his phone autocorrect set so that whenever he types "lan zhan" it corrects to "💕lan zhan💕" . he does this months before they start dating
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it's WENWEN HOURS!!!!!!! WE LOVE WENWEN!!!!!!!! here is wenwen's beautiful illustration for "our eyes on the road" which they already posted but i am posting again (with permission). he is so fucking hamsom i look at this image and cry every day of my life
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when wei wuxian calls lan wangji a good boy.. thats the Stuff
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YA EVER THINK ABOUT HOW OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO CALL WWX WEI YING, THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER MEANS IT AS A MARK OF INTIMACY AND RESPECT IS LWJ
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WOW FINALLY A NEW WANGXIAN FIC FROM ME LORE!!!
wwx and lwj are on the way to chicago. WHO WILL WIN: being in a moving vehicle, or years of sexual tension???
🚚 22k words
🚚 flirting via banter
🚚 excruciating levels of intimacy
🚚 oh. also lots of sex
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wen kexing is SOOOOOO lucky that zhou zishu is obsessed with him bc otherwise zhou zishu would probably have stopped trying after the "get on your knees and call me shifu" Incident flew right over wen kexing's beautiful idiot head
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nie huaisang... he rly said Firstable i'm bringing wei xiong back bc that guy is brave enough & smart enough to do right by my brother. Secondable i'm gonna immediately make him reunite w hanguang jun bc those bitches deserve a second chance amituofo 😔🙏🏻
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once the Nail Reveal has happened zzs gets less squirrelly about wkx seeing him with his shirt off in casual contexts
one unseasonably warm day in siji manor zzs spends up on a roof repairing the tiles and he takes his shirt off and wkx sees him and walks into a wall
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thinking about lan wangji cherishing wei wuxian's butterfly talisman for like 16 years and keeping it with him the whole time, and then finally using it for such a silly thing, but it didn't matter that it was silly because wei ying was there to make him a new one
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lrt im obsessed w the idea of lwj and nhs being forced to hang out as kids. like their brothers are off being best friends who love talking to each other and theyre both sitting there like THIS SUCKS WHEN CAN I GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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modern au where zhou zishu has a biweekly movie night w jing beiyuan and wu xi where they watch, alternately, Dudely Action Movies (zzs), foreign art house films (jby), and whatever is the weirdest thing wu xi can find to torrent
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"Lan Zhan trusts himself, too, not just Wei Ying—so he raises two fingers to the ceiling and makes himself into a lightning rod."
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wei wuxian, 10 years into their marriage, waking lan wangji up at 3am: babe. babe.
lwj: whhaht
wwx: babe i can't believe you had a crush on mianmian back then
lwj:
lwj:
lwj:
[lwj swats him upside the head and turns over and goes back to sleep]
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good morning everybody. i am thinking. about how wei wuxian had to do everything by himself without complaint and he had to be responsible for everyone at all times. and it is only with jyl and lwj that he lets himself be someone who is taken care of
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really extremely prime of wkx to find out zzs is dying, say to himself "good thing i'm not really in love with him yet," then stick around and fall the rest of the way in love with him anyway
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han ying: can u tell me what your relationship with zhou zhuangzhu is
wkx: i'm a-xu's right hand arm man. i'm a-xu's everything. i'm his confidant. his best friend. his silly rabbit
han ying: what
wkx: his silly rabbit
han ying: is that what he calls u
wkx: no
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wheres that post about how cats & rabbits both indicate social hierarchy via grooming, but dominant cats groom & dominant rabbits receive grooming, so in cat-rabbit pairs the cat grooms the rabbit & everyone leaves feeling smug
that's wenzhou somehow
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(looking at ao3 top 100 from inside my glass house) some of yall have got to get better taste
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thinkin about... the phenomenon of m/m content primarily produced & consumed by wlw... i really don't think the primary motivation here is fetishization - i think it's often a combo of "a fantasy in which men are kind" and "a fantasy in which misogyny is not a question"
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The lamp flickers to life, low at first, and then stronger. And Wei Wuxian sees his Esteemed Guest for the first time.
READ GUESTS OF THE CLOUD RECESSES
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ya ever think about how lwj is actually a secretly very playful person, or at least he thinks he could be, and he never got to play with anyone at all until drunk 2
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discussion questions:
1. why do you think op is boiling their menstrual cup and dildo? does it seem like they do this often, or just every once in a while? what do they do before deciding to boil these items?
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wen kexing is super perplexed by the Vibes that jing beiyuan and zhou zishu give off bc he can't figure out if they've fucked or not. this is not his fault, bc the answer to that question is "it's complicated"
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tyk wenzhou is so good bc if wkx were nicer and less fucked up zzs would be like.. ok but i'm mean and shitty and awful. why do you LIKE me. and vice versa if zzs were nicer & less fucked up. but like this they can both just be like "oh right. it's bc you have bad taste 😌"
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i know like everyone and thwir mother has written a "post cql reunion scene" wangxian fic but it literally never gets old. it NEVER gets old i ALWAYS want to read abt lwj saying Wei Ying and wwx turning around and smiling
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when wen kexing sees zhou zishu naturally unshaven for the first time and realizes that the single concession to beauty he made in his human skin mask was a sexier facial hair pattern than he naturally has
he laughs himself sick and doesnt have sex for 3 days
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literally the only downside of wolong nuts sponsorship is that we don't get wkx's walnut enthusiasm clashing onscreen w zzs's walnut horror, one of the funniest elements of their relationship in tyk
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2. how does their roommate seem to feel about the soup? do they seem distressed? how might the title of the piece inform one's interpretation of the roommate's reaction?
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its homoerotic to lean against a piano someone else is playing. ESPECIALLY if you're watching them play
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thinking about hualian... thinkin about how pain really genuinely didn't bother xie lian for hundreds of years and then he started hanging out w hua cheng and suddenly it mattered when he got hurt and he started fearing and disliking pain again..................
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i just think it is good . when hanguang jun touches wei wuxian's waist
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xie lian rly looked at hua cheng and said to himself This guy is such a bitch. i am going to marry him
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ok here's the super special H*RNY OUTTAKE from my new fic LOL 🤪read the fic first for context. the first screenshot is the end of the last relevant scene
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jiang cheng has the absolute slappingest outfits in cql. that dude is constantly wearing sea foam/mint/sage in beautiful textures with sharp silhouettes, he's got more color variety than ? any other character, maybe ? ? ? king of style
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he xuan 🤝 xue yang
tricking themselves into liking their own victim in a long con & then feeling awful when they succeed & being too deep in denial to know why it hurts
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yall ever think about how lan wangji thought wei wuxian knew he loved him that whole time and assumed wei wuxian was just being mean when he was pretending to flirt as mo xuanyu
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tyk au where zzs takes wkx up on his offer to sleep w him once to satisfy his curiosity so that wkx will lose interest and leave him alone. it does not go as planned
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HAPPY NEW YEAR YA FILTHY ANIMALS!!! have a (checks notes) fuckigign. almost 40k word long wangxian case fic from ME!!!! just what you wanted and were too embarrassed to ask for!!!!! you're welcome.
#mdzs
#chenqingling
#wangxian
#陈情令 #魔道祖师 #忘羡
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obviously because i'm me i think this interaction is Even Funnier if wangxian aren't together yet and they're still in the Dancing Around Each Other phase. like yeah we're dancing around each other but consider this: the bit is funnier if we acknowledge it
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postcanon wenzhou sleeping habits (nsfw by virtue of nakey)
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shan he ling
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SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S WANGXIAN WEDDING WEDNESDAY!!!! this fic is in fact NOT wangxian's wedding but a Meetcute in which they Meet For The First Time at someone else's wedding. it is: terribly silly. ENJOY!
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zzs hears a clatter and looks down and sees wkx on the ground clutching his own face and is like lmfaooooooo
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just made eye contact w the cat and made air kissies in her direction and she BOOKED it out of the room. this is how wen kexing feels
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constantly thijnking about nie mingjue and lan xichen making their little brothers have playdates while they hang out
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absolutely obsessed w this comment i got on my fic where wwx does citizen science in his free time. my job here is complete
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(with a deep sigh) wenzhou rly would let their tongues battle for dominance
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hua cheng emerging blinking into the light after having spent 10 years carving dianxia statues in a cave, only to realize that all the other demons have been killing each other this whole time & he wins by default
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banyue: general hua's name isn't really hua...
xl: right
banyue: is hua chengzu's name really hua...
hc: i chose that name
banyue: so you both chose the name hua...
xl: ya haha cute coincid
banyue: is it because... general hua and hua chengzu... are married
xl: A
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if xie wang had ever been a drunk girl in the bathroom at a bar he wouldnt have done all that
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just appl*ed for a j*b 🤪🤙🏻 this tweet is my good luck spell. likes charge, emoji replies cast ✨ 🕯 🔮 🧿
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zhou zishu said its good to flirt harmlessly with your friends. and he is right
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extremely underrated part of their dynamic imo. they genuinely cant stand each other and also yby is the only person who consistently laughs at wkx's jokes. neither of them deserve this
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chengling would b really into pokemon go and zhou zishu would NOT get it but wen kexing would drive chengling around REAL slow in the minivan so he could get those kilometers in and hatch eggs
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something that's sooo good is how in qiye zhou zishu is like, this mysterious & tough half-wild jianghu fighter who isn't like the courtiers at all, and then in tyk he's a useless aristocrat who doesn't know how to light a stove
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thinkin about jin ling knowing that uncle jiang and hanguang jun hate each others guts and not knowing why but obviously he's team uncle jiang so he hates hanguang jun too, even tho he quite likes zewu jun who is PRACTICALLY his uncle too
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not to be distasteful but for everyone watching the submarine horror with terrified fascination, you should read OUR WIVES UNDER THE SEA which is like 1. what if that happened 2. to scientists instead of rich people 3. and they came back 4. wrong
AND it's a lesbian love story
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gonna start straight baiting ppl by referring to "my bf" which secretly stands for Beloved Friend
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every day i think about cql wangxian giving baby mianmian lucky money together w/o discussion qnd i rend my hair and scream and cry
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han ying, later: zhou zhuangzhu not to be rude but what is that guy's deal
zhou zishu, after looking around to make sure wkx won't overhear & get too smug: he's my everything. my confidant. my best friend.
han ying: ... your... your silly rabbit?
zzs: ?? no wtf
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the difference between star wars and dune is that star wars takes place in the distant past and dune is the distant future. for example, luke the bible is named after luke star wars. however paul dune is named after paul blart mall cop
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meanwhile, wkx in zzs's apartment washing dishes by himself: wow. one of these days i bet ah xu will totally let me kiss him
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OKAY IT TOOK ME A WHILE BUT HERE !!!! new wangxian fic JUST FOR YOU, happy sunday!!! 12.6k, t rated i guess. idk. The Aftermath Of Violence u know
#mdzs
#chenqingling
#wangxian
#陈情令 #魔道祖师 #忘羡
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completely dark brain: lsz calls wwx mom and lwj dad
spark brain: lsz calls wwx baba and lwj father
illuminated brain: lsz calls wwx senior wei and lwj hanguang jun
galaxy brain: lsz calls them poor gege and rich gege
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WIP WEDNESDAY: wei ying gets brutally owned at 9 in the morning
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