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Modern interpretation of the siren that's just a really sleepy girl with a bunch of plushies who constantly begs you to come back to bed.
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This is huge news for long distance lesbians on twitter.
Pangea Ultima is projected to form in about 200 million years as continents slowly move back together again
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Ngl the way GBA games bulge out the bottom of DS Lites is low-key transfem coded.
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If a trans girl flops over and exposes her tummy it means she feels safe around you and you should pat it.
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(flirting) I bet regressing around you is really safe...
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@SBElikeswords
Someone mistook me for a woman and I was too awkward to correct them so I just went along with it .
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Hey I saw your tweet where you alluded to violence as an erotic/romantic activity. D'you wanna hang out some time?
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Date idea: We naked cuddle and get frustrated that our bodies are physically blocking us from getting closer to each other.
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Think you have Free Will?
THINK AGAIN
Next time you're on a train, PISS yourself
You CANT
THAT is the Matrix
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My favourite facts:
- Scotland doesn't have McDonald's.
- 0 isn't *technically* a number, there's actually more of a case for -0 than there is for 0.
- Platypuses can quack, but they only do it when they're having sex.
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Broke: Hot local singles in your area.
Woke: Hot trans cuties with like 7 partners several time zones away.
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The hottest thing a woman can do is kill me in a poetic way that at once satisfies my story arc, and recognises some intimate aspect of my psychology that I've long since given up any hopes can will seen.
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Normalise platonically giving your friends head pats and lil scritches and talking to them in a cutsie voice and asking them to bark and not letting them use any words and putting a collar on them and
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@Progchamps
The transphobic stuff people casually said around me before I came out has stuck with me because people don't say stuff like that around me anymore. It's hard to convince myself that everyone around me isn't thinking like that.
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Sub who acts like a Dom until you do literally 1 (one) thing to them and they turn into a subby mess.
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@stonedfrog444
You've gotta make their lil stories longer, have weeks long sagas, character development etc
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Girls will literally hang out in their underwear eating takeaway and watching a show together.
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Normalise casual sex.
Not as in, sleeping with people you barely know, but like, just kinda not taking it that seriously? Being silly about it?? Goofin' about???
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*tracing my fingers over your delicate bees wings* hive population's been looking awfully low lately sweet thing
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@SandyFrizzle
I've got a weirdly similar story with my Irish grandad and dad, except it made him really popular in the family.
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@oncloud_b
My doctor had the audacity to give me pills I have to take 3 times a day at regular intervals.
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Hey guys this has been here this whole time.
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Bottom who shines a 🥺 emoji into the sky like the bat symbol whenever they're horny.
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Imagine how much easier your life would be if everyone around you had a basic understanding of your mental illnesses.
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@Pet4lsForArmor
There's definitely a joke to be made about how my don't have their stylus anymore.
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@tomboygirltwink
@HannahPosted
And yet none of the lesbians liking this are aggressively breeding me.
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Trans girls love rock climbing because it appeals to our innate desire to crawl along vertical surfaces like giant sexy insects.
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When I see a butch in my phone.
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kjhkahjflajfc I just managed to do my own injection despite having a massive needle phobia. I actually can't believe I just did that, I'm just kind of sitting here happy crying, that was one of the hardest things I've ever done.
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Hey wanna spread our cheeks and push our butts together real tight so our bussies can kiss?? 🥹
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Like this tweet if I it's okay for me to post absolutely wild and unhinged shit in your replies.
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Forget orange peeling, the true test is if they let you warm their freezing cold hands on your warm vulnerable tummy.
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OnlyFans is lame, you should distribute your porn on these.
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D'you ever get stalked by a youtube recommendation? This same guy has been trying to explain cans to me for years now.
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Girl who sucks on your salt lamp when you're not looking.
It just gradually gets smaller the more she visits.
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Just want you all to know that if you're struggling to find love because you have strange eldritch appendages that would get you locked in a lab if they were ever discovered, or if you inspire sheer mania in anyone who gazes into your eyes for too long etc, then DM me. Please DM.
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I need you all to understand that I am constantly holding back cringe like this.
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Girl: "Isn't it crazy how spiders permanently traumatised our entire species by killing all our ancestors who didn't interpret slightly shifting shadows and tickles on the skin as certain death?"
Me sounding a silly straw almost all the way: "Hey can you help me with something?"
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Took a cute girl to an arcade bar and made her watch me play Spyro then buy me a happy meal cause I wanted the Pokémon cards in it.
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"My son turned out fine"
Sir your daughter is rizzless, how did you manage to traumatise her in a way that gave her absolutely no rizz???
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I want a hot girl voice I want a hot girl voice I want a hot girl voice I want a hot girl voice I want a hot girl voice I want a hot girl voice I want a hot girl voice I want a hot girl voice I want a hot girl voice I want a hot girl voice I want a hot girl voice I want a hot gir
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Dick from a girl who's trauma and the unorthodox coping mechanisms she's developed allow her to, with the proper relationship scaffolding, tell you in complex, deeply personal and once in a lifetime ways that she loves you.
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This is the skrulompa thread.
A skrulompa is a creature I'm inventing and I'll tell you one thing about it every day. Today you get its name.
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You're in her DMs, my hair is in her asshole, we are not the same.
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Normalise calling me adorable cutsie pet names like "sweetness", "doll", "honey", "faggot", "princess" etc etc
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What if we both followed each other on the bird app and liked each other's tweets and occasionally replied with friendly and encouraging words and it made both of our lives just a little bit better 👉👈
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I genuinely think that burrowing deep into the flesh of the ones you love the most is what we're put in this world to do.
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One of the reasons I don't reply girl is because I'm just too much of a freak. If I tried to do the "I'm looking respectfully" my fingers would just type some sanga bullshit like "Out of the vacuum of the void 2 eyes form, and they behold flesh" and that's just...weird.
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Fix my depression tonight? 👀
Cure all my worldly woes tonight queen? 👀
Make it all okay again tonight? 👀
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Girls will literally wiggle their butts while you're spooning them.
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I've been putting this off for a long time but it's at the point where I have to ask for help.
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There should be some sort of goop you can slather on you and your lovers skin to melt it a bit so you can fuse your flesh together.
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This is exactly what it looks like when you slide into someone's dms with "hi".
Young bird thinks that worms will jump in to its mouth because mom used to feed it like that...
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Can't explain it but my love for the full moon is sapphic.
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(flirting) you have to make out with me or I'll die. Also you have to do the thing where you press your thigh into my crotch, the doctor said that's important.
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If we're moots, you have consented to me saying "poggies" in your replies. Just a heads up.
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Intentionally getting bubbles in my injection so my blood can be nice and frothy 😋
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I hate to tell you this oomfie, but that time you tried to joke with someone on the TL and it didn't land right?
They remember that, they still think about it and they've been hate following you ever since.
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(flirting with a butch lesbian I met 7 seconds ago in a bar) Hey uhh, it'll all be alright won't it? Like, it'll all work out?
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Hey want to come over and rest your head on my lap while I play with your hair and give you scritches and tell you you're a good girl and your hair smells nice?👉👈
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Me to cissies: Please don't use the term "guy" when referring to trans women. It's not considered a gender neutral term in this context
Me on Twitter: I'm just a lil guy, idk things. Golly gee fucking whizz I'm just such an uwu headpats and nuzzles cheeky wee guy : D gonna bite!
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This is a huge dissociation trigger for me but I think I need to ask for help again. Kiiiiinda might be facing eviction soon if I'm being entirely honest.
So yeah, any help is hugely appreciated. or better yet,
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This is what I'd tweet if I was being held hostage and had to signal to people who knew me.
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That think where you flirt by laughing at all their jokes doesn't work on me because I'm genuinely side-splittingly hilarious so it's just normal.
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I look so androgynous here, like a man and a woman were hacked up and stapled together.
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Haha no babe I'm not clicker training you I'm just autistic and use this clicker to communicate happiness *click click*
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Twitter bot that automatically messages all your oomfies asking them if they're mad at you, collating the data into easy to read graphs and fetching all your interactions with the ones who say yes so you know what you did wrong.
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