@RonColeman @HaroldWren22 I gotchu:

@RonColeman @Sue_ellena They sell them at Costco. They're all the same. They also sell all the other touristy candies, lotions, coffee, etc.

@AntarcticaMayor @JohnStossel How do you pay for something that costs half a penny today?

@tweetsmoe Do they have Blue Diamond almonds in the mini bar? Smokehouse preferably.

@Tedworld4 @RadioGenoa Put in front of train. Start train.

@JesseKellyDC Can I get mine without mucous?

@ryangrim Fraud has been illegal forever. What are you even talking about?

@wontonimobae The best part about the older cars is you can drive them a bit and still sell them for a profit in a few years.

@wontonimobae I WANT a 427 '67 vette, and at least it'll continue to appreciate, but it's like driving a school bus compared to a modern vette.

@OrdnancePackard There's almost nothing I did that WAS safe and/or legal.

@charitymansson It's a turtle's world, we're just living in it.

30kg of coke? What am I gonna do with 20kg of coke?

@SherkUnderhill There's all sorts of protected speech that can get your broadcast license pulled. The license requires that the station operate in the public interest.

@pennyelizabeths At least they're being honest? I dunno man.

@WilliamShatner You're a national treasure. And that nation is America.

@pennyelizabeths My dog loves potatoes. I assume they're ok for her, but what a weirdo.

@isaiah_bb You've launched 0 rockets in the last lifetime.

@Amer1can_Barbie The wokies robbed us of years of Kate Upton commercials.