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✧˖°. she/her, 22 ♡ funniest person ever ✧˖°. i talk about film and music with 0 credentials to do so ♡ midwest emo is my middle name

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@samxlol1
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@fiImaker and…?
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@ipodmacbook she has no armpits that’s so sad 😢
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@samxlol1
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@TheHomeTeamNW been following u forever on tik tok :)) CHECK OUT MY REVIEW FOR “SLOW BLOOM” :))
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3 years
fun fact @tilianpearson does not ever sleep ever even for one second
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2 years
ootd
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11 months
i love telling people that i’m handling life really well and then directly after that going back to my room to cry several times a day
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@samxlol1
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8 months
i just found out they shortened and changed the nicole kidman amc intro video. this is my 9/11
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5 months
Screaming. Crying. Throwing up.
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5 months
it’s real and genuine in my heart and that’s all that matters
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10 months
my goal this year is to watch 100 movies. last year i clocked 83. let’s see what happens.
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bruh . . . cmon kyle you’re afraid a minority or poc might win . . . over your squirrelly ass . . . the audacity #ByeKyle #BB24
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#BigBrother houseguest Kyle Capener's latest moves have angered fans of the show as he divides the cast by race. #BB24
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i make my study utensils cute so i don’t cry every time i open my ipad to take notes 😭😭
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8 months
the fact that i am the owner of the limited edition olivia rodrigo shotglass is the funniest thing i will do in 2024 i think
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@samxlol1
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2 years
wow one year of shitposting!!! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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1 year
i CANNOT take timothee chalamet as willy wonka seriously the preview came on before barbie and i audibly LAUGHED
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1 year
@isuzutruck97 saw that coming from a mile away
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9 months
@isuzutruck97 18 second longer 3some scene i think 🤺
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2 years
yeah yeah yeah…….
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9 months
@isuzutruck97 that’s the cutest dog i’ve ever seen
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7 months
will be seeing this immediately.
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New movie “Late Night With The Devil”made exactly $666,666 at the domestic box office on Sunday, according to Variety.
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girl it is day 9 in the big brother house and someone already left bc of anxiety. evil dick would have never let this slide 😭😭 #BB24
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@samxlol1
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3 years
me v my #1 on repeat
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@tyesheriidan
two men in a trenchcoat
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me vs my number one on repeat
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8 months
i dont care if dune 2 is the best movie ever made i need people on my letterboxd to stop posting it my entire page is yellow
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1 year
me listening to nothing but radiohead and the smiths over the last week. i swear i’m stable it’s just cold out
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8 months
@SalmonSaviour habits like that are nasty to break. any progress is good progress! time and determination is key - you will make it to the other side!
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5 months
I’ve been having to send lots of professional texts since starting PA school so I decided to give up the totally lowercase lettering and turn back on mg auto-caps. I feel like a mom who just figured out hoe to text… Gross
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@samxlol1
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1 year
my kryptonite is a man w a mullet and i’m living my truth every day
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10 months
this is 2 paychecks
@elayshia_
✨ᴾᴿᴱᵀᵀʸQᵁᴱᴱᴺᴳᴵᴿᴸ💖💓🌸💋
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How much y’all think this meal cost? 💲
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tye sheridan is just a slightly more conventionally attractive version of barry keoghan
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@tyesheriidan i wanna be you when i grow up
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10 months
this feels like explaining “he’s just not a picture guy he’s better in person i promise” to your friends…
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kenzie xcx 🐦‍⬛
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keep supporting actor sexy
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9 months
it’s officially my birthday month 🥳🥳🥳
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1 year
is khloe kardashian in the room with us right now?
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Khloé Kardashian as Bratz doll for Halloween.
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2 years
i’m sorry this is so funny to me
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BTS to enlist in South Korea's military 🇰🇷 “the members of BTS are looking forward to reconvening as a group again around 2025 following their service commitment.”
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@mattxiv yeahhh…
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3 years
hey babe wake up new covid variant just launched
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5 months
saw a commercial for a colostrum supplement and i’m so glad they don’t know colostrum is the composition of the first day or 2 of breast milk
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9 months
i love being a hater. if i’m gonna do one thing, i’m gonna hate 😁
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3 years
@tyesheriidan bae if u want me to post you i will 🙄
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2 years
@acowboyqueen @bongobecky same i literally have their merch just like out in the open i had 0 idea
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@tyesheriidan i’m an og fan i remember this
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2 years
i have made it my life mission to locate that and one other released and promptly unreleased songs “hold onto me.” i am desperate to get my hands on these songs again. not to circulate them, just to hear them again. those songs made me so happy (2/2)
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10 months
@isuzutruck97 lucky duck…
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1 year
when men call other men wearing necklaces and bracelets gay and then they go through a quarter life crisis and end up wearing necklaces and bracelets anyways… <<<<<
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9 months
@sakrafka it’s just shown like that to demonstrate the anatomy… :/
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1 year
i think i’m growing lactose intolerant after years of my diet consisting like ONLY of dairy most of the time and i’m so disappointed. this is what getting old feels like
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1 year
@SalmonSaviour maybe he’s scared cut him some slack
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3 years
@tyesheriidan not you… 🙄
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8 months
and it was a fucking fun time…
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This cost more than dune 2 to make
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1 year
@isuzutruck97 one of my top 10 movies oat…
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1 year
my sister getting involved with her university’s film program as a non-major (you cannot intervene, it is a canon event)
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Bought tickets to my first amc screen unseen and I hate mysteries so this is gonna kill me
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3 years
@tyesheriidan me obviously
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Waiting in line to meet @AllTimeLow in middle of nowhere PA has to be the most exciting thing I’ve ever done
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10 months
me trying to go to class at 8am
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Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for hours:
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8 months
@iloveblink182 they changed it yesterday. tragic
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1 year
i’d like to report this was a fluke 🫡
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i think i’m growing lactose intolerant after years of my diet consisting like ONLY of dairy most of the time and i’m so disappointed. this is what getting old feels like
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new dolby opening video WHO ELSE CHEERED
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1 year
me when i put a barbie in ken’s clothes
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Sam Smith attends the #Barbie   European Premiere.
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@PopCrave me and the bestie
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seeing these back to back jolted me. vivziepop ruined a generation
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@samxlol1
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7 months
refreshing every social media possible every 5 minutes so i don’t remember how bored and lonely and sad i am on a consistent basis alert 🚨
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7 months
saw it: hated it.
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New movie “Late Night With The Devil”made exactly $666,666 at the domestic box office on Sunday, according to Variety.
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@samxlol1
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2 years
i’m so glad no one on instagram is able to use google and see #NationalBoyfriendDay is on october 3rd!!!!! not today!!!! crazy!!!
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@samxlol1
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8 months
LET THE AUTISTIC MAN DO HIS JIG
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me when i get silly after one beer
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10 months
me talking to any film major
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lesbian mothman 🇵🇸
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how dare you speak this way to an AMC stubs A-list member
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2 years
@fivebelow please get your shit together and use the $8 in shipping you charge me EVERY TIME I BUY ONLINE to get an it person and make your website actually work. don’t launch stuff if your website is gonna act like a toilet.
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3 years
@tyesheriidan actually got me smh my head
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10 months
got a mcdonalds happy meal at 9pm on a sunday and i didn’t get a squishmallow toy i am going to end it rn
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2 years
@elfcosmetics so when are you gonna ship my order?
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5 months
Fun at parties is my middle name
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@samxlol1
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8 months
having to miss a concert you were looking forward to because of school is the worst feeling… 😔
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8 months
anyways time to rewatch the 25th anniversary phantom i think
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2 years
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@tyesheriidan BRUH WHO WOULD ASK THIS??? BIONICLE??
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8 months
@SalmonSaviour glad to hear you’re alright!!
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@samxlol1
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8 months
Connections Puzzle #273 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 today’s was sm fun
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@samxlol1
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1 year
@SalmonSaviour gotcha LMAO
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5 months
i tweet only to let the little man in my phone know what’s going on in my brain
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1 year
my favorite thing to do in my free time is watch gaming twitch streams because i love letting other people do all the work in gaming while i watch LOL
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7 months
@tyesheriidan BARELY. I DIDNT KNOW WE GOT THIS FAR
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@samxlol1
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10 months
idk why i hate on tv shows bc like every time i start watching one i end up really liking it (i just started new girl and now i can’t stop)
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10 months
new girl season 2 episode 15 the last 5 minutes made me SCREAM WHAT…
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1 year
@SalmonSaviour SO TRUE AND I RESPECT IT SO MUCH!!!
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1 year
@SalmonSaviour HAHAHAHHAHA not really but we’re workin through it. love seasonal depression 🙃
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1 year
having a moment leave me aloneeeee
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1 year
evil laughter
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