Samuel van Straaten ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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๐Kleindorpenaar ๐ฆ Fluff Daddy ๐โโ๏ธ Made to Move ๐ Climbing every mountain
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Friday sweat check โ
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Officially 2 years sober today. Yes to a semi stable mental health state ๐ฅณ๐
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Standard Friday night in Small Dorpieville
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@lgbtzenin
Yes what happened to the random Halloween and Xmas episodes, they were so fun. Give us more of that!
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Autumn sun just hits differently ๐๐
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I blame these thighs on Houw Hoek Farmstallโs pies ๐๐
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Okay Cape Town, Iโm ready for a night out in you โจโจ
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What a lekker lazy Saturday ๐๐
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Sy het elke bestelling opgefok toe sy by Vince se Deli gewerk het. Ikoon en nasionale skat ๐๐โจ
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My uniform is ready for our Istanbul and New York slaycation โ๏ธ๐
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Goeienaand, Kaapstad โจโจ
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Proof of life. Covid has left my body ๐ชโจ
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Hello 36. Iโve been expecting you โค๏ธโจ
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@ysheeblack
Meanwhile the stripper community isnโt even outraged by Janeyโs routine ๐
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Small town braai for one ๐ฅ๐ฅฉ
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Those Friday night lights โจโจ
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About 75% over Covid. How long must I wait before gym..? ๐ซค
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Post gym skinny sugar free cool down. Do they put crack in these? Theyโre so flipping good ๐คฉ๐
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It's like a heat wave, burning in my heart ๐ถ๐ถ
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I remember the first dick pic I ever received vividly cause it was on Mxit and I accidentally set it as my profile pic and only logged in again 3 days later to my cousin asking if thatโs my dick.
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Alexa play Iโm Alive by Celine Dion ๐โจ
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Damn the Overberg is in an absolutely magnificent bloom this year ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ
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Got called Oom in gym today by a fully adult male and Iโm both disgusted and slightly intrigued ๐
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Yes we do ๐ก๐คฌ (๐๐)
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Sometimes itโs good to have dogs just so you can take them on an outing for no reason whatsoever other than they also need to leave the house sometimes.
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Alexa play Iโm Alive by Celine Dion โ๏ธโจ
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Happy Saturday vibes from my little dorpie ๐ซถโจ
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After work farm & family visit. Itโs canola season bitches ๐คง๐ท
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To be honest I never saw myself posting pics like this but you know what fuck it Iโm living my best life and enjoying levelling up so there ๐โจ
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@JustifyMyLee
Majority of active older people on Facebook wouldn't pass an internet literacy test. My dad almost flew to the US from South Africa cause he got a spam mail saying he won money.
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Thanks Istanbul, that was fun! Next up, NYC โ๏ธโก๏ธ
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We donโt have any โliftsโ in the countryside so of course Iโm niks gewoond.
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@aramnotagoat
Heโs showing your likes that toally contradict that belly meme you shared, not saying these pics are literally you.
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Cropped the mop out on Instagram. Here on Twitter you get the un-curated version.
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Fellow Afrikaans boys, if you were called โdierbaarโ by your aunts or grannies as a child, youโre gay now. Happy weekend ๐โจ
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Living my best laphoedjie life
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This mirror is coming home with me GOOD NIGHT ๐โจ
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In Turkey at an Irish pub ordering Mexican food cause why not ๐
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Joined a 13kms Spring fun run (walk, mostly) today at the picturesque Gabrielskloof farm, surrounded by fields of green and yellow.
#moeg
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Holiday sweat check ๐ชโ
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That post gym, post haircut glow โจโจ
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Hi from the generation that posts song lyrics with their selfies ๐โจ
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Short shorts weather is finally here โ๏ธ๐
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Extra long weekend loading woohoo ๐ค ๐ฅณ
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Dis lekker op die platteland, neh? ๐ปโจ
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I may have just completely traumatised my cleaning lady... She was busy dusting by my personal computer and touched the mouse, so the screen went on and... you can just imagine the things she saw ๐ฝ๐๐
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Where am I?! Getting lost in the streets of NYC ๐๐คฉ
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Drove around the picturesque Montagu today with this beautiful 1956 Cadillac ๐คฉ๐คฉ
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Next stop, banks of the Orange River ๐โจ
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Snoesig is die woord ๐ฅฐโจ
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Every day is leg day. Monday Tuesday Wednesday.
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HIIT&EAT ๐ฅ๐ (notice how Moominmamma didnโt make it to the shirtless version) ๐๐
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@agathascarol
Not everything is for everyone and thatโs fine but taking the time out of your day to go log in to IMDB to rate a show not made for you and which you didnโt have to watch 1 star has to come with some alone time. Oh, waitโฆ
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Thereโs just something about a wintery moody cloudy beach that warms my soul ๐โจ
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I've come to the realisation that I need to start an alt account to make my Twitter experience more fun, so please drop yours below for some inspiration ๐
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Grey Sunday. Itโs been raining non stop for quite some time now in our little dorpie and I find myself longing for those electrifying summer beach days at the beautiful beaches in Cape Town. Let me light the fire, maybe thatโll heat me up ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Thanks, Clicks! ๐งโโ๏ธ
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The phone shadow says hi please see me ๐๐
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Lovely fluffy neck warmer ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
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Studio 54 baby ๐๐๐ชฉ
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Caught up with a guy who stood me up on a date and then ghosted me. I asked him why. He thought I was out of his league and got nervous. Little does he know that I find him super sexy. Should I tell him and give him a second chance?
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My brother Jan passed away last night. I am at a loss for words. I will miss him so much. Hold your loved ones close to your heart. Tell them you love them until they are tired of hearing it. Till we see each other again big brother ๐โจ
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CT~IST~NY~IST~CT all in 5 weeks. What a fun filled adventure. Just what the doctor ordered after one of the worst years of my life so far. Going home feeling renewed and refreshed โ ready to grab life by the horns again ๐ค
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Iโm just casually jogging around the streets of Camps Bay and this is what Iโm surrounded with. Everything looks CGI ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ
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Plattelander night out in the city. When last? ๐ค ๐
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@drugproblem
The way newly coined internet terms to avoid app censorship is making it into our everyday living lives replacing the actual words they imitate is so absurd...
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