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Once again, nuts in baked goods are an abomination.
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Arsenal are Top 4 offensively. Top 6 midfield-ly. And Bottom 3 defensively.
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Today seems like a good day to remind everyone that
@_OlivierGiroud_
is an awesome person who took the time to record a personalized message for us on our wedding day.
#FRA
#WorldCup
#AllezLesBlues
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The KC Star sports page presently has a grand total of ZERO articles about the Current on it, which says about all one needs to know about the KC Star sports page.
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KCMO restaurants keep shutting down due to employees contracting COVID. Listen, I want shit to be open as much as anyone, but maybe, just maybe, we reopened far too early.
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@chrissyteigen
It’s easy for her to mock air travel when she can travel anywhere on Earth for free on her broom.
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It’s not even the finale, and what just happened on
@nbcthegoodplace
is one of my favorite moments on modern TV. Just a show that understands what it is.
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I hold four simultaneous, Arsenal-related views:
1. It was time for Wenger to leave.
2. It is time for Emery to go.
3. We desperately need a new manager w/ a tactical model that suits the history of the club.
4. That manager should never be Jose Mourinho.
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Kansas City:
MLS Cup: 2013
World Series: 2015
Super Bowl: 2020
Fuck your flyover country.
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Bukayo Saka just did not want Harry Kane to win a trophy. Respect.
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*knock knock* is anyone from
@SportingKC
@Royals
@Chiefs
around today? You could even just copy and paste the statement below. You would lose points for lack of originality, but you would at least be doing something.
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What if...we just stopped playing the National Anthem before non-international sporting events in America?
#ProblemSolved
ESPN will not broadcast the national anthem before "Monday Night Football" games this season
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My mother, my hero, has advanced lung cancer. It’s still not easy to say, much less write, but it’s reality. I’ve known for almost two weeks, and it hasn’t gotten any easier. All I would ask of anyone is each and every spare good vibe you have the energy to give her. ❤️
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We canceling Fourth of July? This country does not deserve to be celebrated.
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I will donate $1,000 to the general scholarship fund of the team that knocks Duke out of the NCAA Tournament.
#CoachK
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“St. Louis style” basically just means take something you love and make it infinitely worse.
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I would happily show my vaccination card to enter any restaurant, bar, venue, gym, or any other location where fun can be had, for the rest of my life, if it meant never again having to spend time around people who are too dimwitted and self-aggrandizing to just get vaccinated.
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People who are mean to service staff can fuck right off into the sun.
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When you use your 10%
@arsenalamerica
discount on the new
@Arsenal
home shirt, but you do it at The Emirates instead of online. ❤️🤍😀
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My mother spent a year at a vo-tech school and my father did not graduate from high school. Towards the end of my high school experience, my family needed welfare benefits just to survive. I graduated Top 20% from Wake Law, and my sister has a PhD in Genetics from Stanford.
Ben Shapiro: "If both parents are neuroscientists, there's a good shot that their kid is going to have a higher IQ than somebody both of whose parents are on welfare"
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Love seeing the newly-eligible receive their first vaccine doses today. The impact of
@kcvaccinewatch
simply cannot be overstated. Such an incredible act of kindness and compassion. Someone ought to buy that guy a beer (or three).
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Allow me to introduce Slartibartfast “Art” Richardson! 🐶 After a bumpy car ride home, he seems to have taken to his new digs quite well. 👍🏽
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A certain North KC brewery posting a thin blue line flag of any kind is more than enough of a reason for me to cease buying beer from there.
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Y’all, I’m just so fucking proud of
@nate_bukaty
. My boy is gonna end up announcing some World Cup 2026 matches. Hell, at this rate, kid might end up announcing some World Cup 2022 matches. Dude has put in some WORK. Just makes me so insanely happy.
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“Thugs” is just the N word for racists too afraid to use it in the public sphere.
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At some point this season, I would really like to see Leno, Bellerin, Koscielny, Sokratis, Monreal, Torreira, Xhaka, Özil, Mkhitaryan, Lacazette, Aubameyang.
#Arsenal
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I want
@SportingKC
to beat St. Louis because their city sucks, their fanbase sucks, and their club sucks, but I mostly want SKC to beat STL because I want to see
@ZachIsHere
shine on the biggest stage in the world.
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You guys!! A certain someone may have wished Q and I well on our wedding day.
@ryerson82
@AndBrent
@_OlivierGiroud_
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They could increase taxes on me, forgive student debt, and increase the minimum wage to $15-20/hr, and I would be just fine w/ all of it. Society is about vastly more than our own individual finances when there are others who are in need. This is not difficult.
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I remember sitting on my back deck w/
@nate_bukaty
so many years ago, as he detailed his plans to join the broadcast crew for
@SportingKC
, a fairly significant, but well deserved, journey. Four days from now, my friend will be announcing Guadeloupe v. Jamaica. I’m insanely proud.
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Random dude on the streets of Atlanta just yelled “Carson Daly” at me, and I’m never coming back to this city again. 🤣
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Sead Kolasinac saved Mesut Ozil’s life and Arsenal then sold Iwobi to allow him time at LW as a reward. What a club!
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Well, I guess I can check crying in the gym parking lot off of my list. Everyone, meet my nephew, Charles Leven Daugherty!!! I absolutely cannot wait to meet him.❤️
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All I have to say about this weekend in KCMO is the following: If you choose to take part in this weekend’s Chiefs-related madness, especially on Saturday and Sunday, TIP WELL AND TIP OFTEN. This weekend is bound to be an absolute hellscape for servers and bartenders. Be nice!
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Kids who never had the opportunity to learn how to behave at restaurants, breweries, airports, etc., become adults who have no idea how to behave at restaurants, breweries, airports, etc.
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Represented
@KUnews
and
@KUAthletics
at Everest Base Camp! ❄️🏔
#RCJH
#kubball
cc:
@charliehustleco
@a_hudy
🙌🏽
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@arseblog
It was all probably b/c my friends had just unleashed this on me during my wedding Saturday night! ⚽️❤️
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Barstool is bad. Liking Barstool is bad. Any dude who feels this way is bad. I mean, JFC. Get your shit together, people. Following, supporting, and liking anything that comes from that website is actively supporting nonsensical shit like this.
this may shock you, but here’s one of the “good ones” from that cesspool being incredibly fucking weird and misogynistic, and doubling down in the replies
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Eighteen months post-diagnosis, and my mom is still alive, the cancer is presently in stasis, my divorce is finalized, my estranged father has passed, my pouch of his ashes has been spread at the foot of stand-in Mt. Doom, I’m as strong as I have ever been, and I’m still here. 🙏🏽
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My greatest desire for this Saturday is to somehow avoid any and all coverage of the 20th Anniversary of 9/11.
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This is the single most accurate tweet ever written.
I’m an American. I don’t have to explain why I hate Duke. It’s in the Constitution.
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In all seriousness, at this point, why should the rest of us suffer? Just institute a vaccination requirement for all indoor activities and call it a day. We did our part, let those who chose not to suffer. Adopt the France model.
Whelp, gonna enjoy my one and only maskless indoor concert experience of 2021. Right call, but, and I cannot express this vociferously enough, fuck literally every anti-vaxxer who made this necessary.
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As the skies darken in KCMO, everyone say it w/ me, “it’s all good, we could really use the rain.”
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"Can you talk?" will never not be a terrifying question from a direct superior. 🤣
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Is “Fourth Eye Blind” too on the nose?
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I spent $8 on
@SouthwestAir
WiFi to troll Doug Gottlieb and Trae Young from mid flight. Money well spent.
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A lot will, correctly, be said today about the hard work from
@SportingKC
,
@KCWoSo
, and
@AOKCdoesnotstop
(also
@KCGooners
, 🤷🏽♂️😉), that got KC to this point, but we absolutely would not be here without Nick McMillan, Anna Lindt (also Chris), and
@JohnnysTaverns
. 🙏🏽
#KC2026
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THE DREAM OF KNOCKING STL SC OUT OF THE MLS PLAYOFFS IS ALIVE IN KANSAS CITY!! 🩵💙🤍
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Please enjoy your “We Finished First in the West, but did not Win the Supporter’s Shield” trophy
@stlCITYsc
🙏🏽 🏆
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Today, my lovely wife turns (redacted)! She, perhaps wisely, does not have Twitter, but it’s been one hell of a ride. 🎉
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My custom Arsenal Spezials shipped today, and I cannot imagine any better omen for today’s proceedings. 🤞🏽
#COYG
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White people from wealthy backgrounds ALWAYS have an unfounded belief that they worked harder than everyone else even though everything was handed to them.
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@JasonKander
@Majority54
The idea that school vouchers would positively impact low income school districts, the belief that we should not subsidize school lunches for low SES kids, and/or the refusal to teach a science-based (as opposed to quasi-religious) curriculum in public schools.
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Regardless of tonight’s outcome, I will always be grateful for absolutely everything
@joliejustus
has accomplished, including her role as a massive streetcar advocate, and the absolutely instrumental role she played in
@NewKCI
, the biggest infrastructure project in KCMO history.
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The role of law enforcement, much like their elected counterparts, is to set an example, not flaunt their privilege for political means. Serve your community. Drop the riot gear and wear masks during non life threatening community events. Take care of the community you serve.
@DJBfromKC
@GovParsonMO
@FirstLadyTeresa
Law enforcement is exempt from the emergency order. You can see subsection D here: .
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HOLY SHIT KANSAS IS GONNA WIN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AFTER BEING DOWN 15 AT HALF.
#KUBBALL
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@ItsMeRieck
I feel like free Wendy's for forever would place Frank in potential Sherron territory. 🤣🤣🤣
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“Are you suffering from depression due to a seven month long inability to travel or spend time doing many of the things you love? Excellent. Well, here’s winter. Forget even the small escapes.” -2020 😳
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@MayorSlyJames
Ahead of Nov. 7, people need to understand that things like a new Amazon HQ or a World Cup 2026 site simply will not happen w/o a
#NewKCI
.
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Listen, we can discuss policy, and empathy, and entry-level functionality, but, HFS, I’m just happy to see two people who actually know how to wear a fucking suit.
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I told my sister I was starting therapy on Thursday, and we just spent the last 1.5 hours having the most important and impactful conversation we have had in 20 years. So, that’s it, right?!? Problem solved! Thursday free!!
#ImStillGoing
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If KCMO manages a NewKCI, the South and Riverfront Streetcar extensions, and the UMKC Downtown Arts Campus, it will flourish for decades.😀🙌🏽
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Beating Mexico is always great. Watching some of the worst fans in international sports melt down is ever better. 🇺🇸
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Which is just a somewhat long way of saying Ben Shapiro, and any like-minded individuals, can fuck off.
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Four years and one day ago today, because I didn’t post about it yesterday. 🤣
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To 10 years of adventures, love, and Q not paying attention to the route and leaving me waiting for her, causing me to ponder heading back up, only to meet her relaxing w/ a drink at the bottom. 🍻🤣 🇿🇦
#LionsHead
#Travel
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Admission: When tasked w/ editing a co-worker’s brief today, I totally find and replaced all of the post-sentence double spaces w/ single spaces.
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By the end of the next mayoral term,
@KCMO
will have a
@NewKCI
, new
@Loews_Hotels
convention hotel, and, quite possibly, an expanded
@kcstreetcar
. The future of this city is incredibly bright. It’s a testament to those who poured their blood, sweat, and tears into its future.
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