Sam Bam 🦀♋️
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if you have a problem take it up with my butt cause it’s the only one that gives a crap
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He’s demonstrating how the crackhead in his courtroom smokes their crack because they’re a crackhead
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I’m not marrying anybody with wack sex cause I fuck on the first date
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“THEN OUTTA NOWHERE CAME LIKE 50, NO, 500 ZOMBIES SO I STARTED JUST BLASTIN LIKE POWPOWPOW”
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@Loccdawggg
Cause how you gonna tell me I’m trippin bout how I feel??? NIGGA THESE MY FEELINGS!!
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While y’all here, you wanna hear a joke?
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Cause it got stuck in a crack. 🥁
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But it takes South Carolina a year to fix a pothole.
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@AllTimeBrionna
@breannadache
Not him being from my side of town?! I’ll drop this off at his place of employment.
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During praise and worship a man came to the front of the congregation, took off his fake leg, and started waving it while he sat on the floor
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen WITH YOUR OWN EYES happen in church?
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Call and report that as fraud and get a new card. Get your money back sis
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Two things
1) I’m not going on a date with somebody I dont want to have sex with
2) I’m grown!
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Ok! They quick to say they don’t represent them but when a female rapper is talkin about they pussy and shaking they ass all of a sudden they represent Black women negatively, make it make sense.
do candace owens represent you bitches?! lmaoooo do azaelia banks represent y’all?! what about any other ignorant ass black woman?!
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THIS NIGGA CANT PLAY SPADES
Spades is a low vibrational game to me, normalize breaking the chess set out at the functions.
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If the FBI did an investigation into Dr. Sally Smith I’m sure they would find more human trafficking victims
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This nigga hmu to link and I said “link to do what” and he ain’t reply. I guess he ain’t wanna fuck, I just wanted consent.
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State taxes like Jesus returning. You don’t know the day or the time.
Do yall state and federal taxes be coming separately?? Like no i want the bundle deposit!!! Thank you
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Like he was shooting free throws during a pick up game
i know it’s not funny but when Trump was launching them paper towels to that crowd mannn😭
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😭😭😭😭😭
This how Cardi looked at Peter Gunz when she said he don’t pay their rent lmfao
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I see people saying what two jobs he working and he ain’t doing something right if he can’t afford it, y’all missing the point, why should anyone have to work TWO jobs just to afford basic living in the in the first place!?
I leave my house at 5:45AM to work two jobs and don’t get home until about 8:30PM and can’t afford to keep gas in my car.
If you think I’m finna sit up and here and not be vocal about this shithole we call the United States of America, you’re sadly mistaken.
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Dog probably be like “damn you ain’t got no kool-aid in this bitch?”
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Idk about you but
The N-word is a derogatory racial slur!
It will never be...
-a term of endearment
-reclaimed
-flipped
NEVER FORGET ITS FOUL AND TRUE HISTORY!
Throw that N-word out the window, right alongside all of those other racist words used to describe my people.
We are not slaves or N’s
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Idk but you don’t wanna fuck a woman that’s constantly treating you like shit
And do men’s sex drive depend on how we’re treated? I’ve never seen that angle
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Missy Elliott really aging backwards
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I thought a bitch who baby daddy be blowing in my ass like a candle said somethin
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“I have children on the way” well bitch go ask the nigga that got you pregnant or get a job
What I tell you about that $40 magic number? Broke hoes SPECIFICALLY ask for $40 😭😭
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Blue shorts did not come to play with you hoes
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@ThisisDavina
is throwing down some serious moves at this
@Fayes_fitness
class! Here for it.
#twerk
#dance
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I wanna have sex all the time. Even after having bomb ass sex I still want to have sex.
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They smelled it while stealing and was like “oh yeah, need dat”
Just realized they stole my cologne when they broke in my car the other day. Musty MF
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You can tell he Swizz son cause who is making these 2006 ass beats anymore
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This cap cause I don’t shave it at all and I be passing this pussy out like fliers
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It was cool when that white girl did it but it’s a problem when she do it?
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Never, I’m a professional Lazy Ass
Do you ever feel guilty spending an entire day in bed doing absolutely nothing?
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Look at how hard she pushed her! She was trying to kill her
A 17-year-old girl came within inches of her life when a friend jokingly pushed her in front of a moving bus, demonstrating just how serious a prank can quickly become.
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What people fail to realize is that not everybody can pull off looks like Rihanna, she just wears certain shit and it looks good on HER.
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I got an ass so big like the sun hope you got a mile for a dick I wanna run slap it in my face shove it down my throat nigga where your blunt I can make this pussy smoke I know how to fuck I know how to ride I can spin around and keep the dick still inside
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Y’all remember that episode when Martin kept dreaming about Pam....
Martin Lawrence oldest daughter graduated from Duke University 🎓
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I know it smell crazy in there
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Drop a flick out your “favorites” folder
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If you suckin dick for food and that nigga bring you a dry ass sandwich and some chips obviously your head ain't all that.
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Just give us all 500
Rihanna reportedly has “500 records” to choose from for her upcoming reggae album.
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When ya girl tells you all the freaky shit she gonna do to you when y’all get home.
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Cindy in the back like “Yo, that outfit is tight son, ya mean”
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Did she at least put the shit on your books?
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No wait a minute……
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@Loccdawggg
Lmaooo people really be trying to minimize your feelings like wtf BUT don’t let you try to do them like that, then it’s an issue
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He ain’t have no play clothes?
It's always interesting to see icons doing regular things. Like MLK riding his bike on Fire Island.
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Like a bad bitch
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Men be rubbin pussies like they old school djs so we thought y’all liked it rough too
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Adults flying to another state on their own free will does not compare to people being kidnapped and sold for sex ... lol
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Gas too expensive to be driving a BMW and yes I tweeted that just so y’all could know I’m driving a BMW
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