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@samswenson
Sam Swenson
8 years
Too busy eating my own fruit to check if yours is sweeter
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@samswenson
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5 years
@AB84 1. AB calls Eric “Lil Weedle” 2. Eric replies calling him “AB” 3. AB gets mad at Eric for calling him AB 🤔
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@Deadspin Don’t blow a 20 point lead in the 3rd
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@DailyBroncos Rent free
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@ScrappyNJ @GGBreakingPoint He must’ve forgot you beat them 4-1 in GF
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@MileHighGreco Still mad about giving up a 20 point lead at home game 7? I get it. I’d be an angry little elf too
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@WorldWideWob Super fun season from a young squad. Played Dallas tight most games just weren’t as clutch as they were. Overall I’m hyped for Ant’s future w this squad. And I’m relieved to be off toxic NBA Twitter for awhile cuz holy hell
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@purplefranchise @TheHoopCentral This guy said “JA” 😂😂😂
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@NaturallyFTW Dr. Connealy and other integrative oncologists are doing this w/ cancer patients
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@Official_N1KO Well it obviously makes sense. It’s just playoffs like every sport. I do think all teams should compete at champs but the rest of the season has to mean something
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@ACHES @PlayXDefiant This guy engagement farming. I respect it
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7 years
Soundset lineup announcement day is pretty much like Christmas morning
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9 months
@Str8_Cash_Homey What a horrible cherry picked stat 😂
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@DaneMooreNBA The thing is KAT has been crazy efficient from 3 and driving all season. To me, the mix was extremely good. He’s just having a bad shooting series, like really really bad.
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@majormaniak what do ppl that "know ball" think about the 6-23 map count?
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1 year
@SpawnUpgg funny bc you can tell he has an ego from this clip alone
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@spencer_hayes16 Probably because he threw a towel at a ref and a heating pad on the court and only got fined 100k
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@JakeHaleee 🏆 Winner: NY Runner up: Faze MVP: Hydra Dark Horse: Boston Biggest flop: LAT
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@heykayadams @Panthers Luke is extremely good at this
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@VikesFanKev Castro instead of Kaprizov is kinda wild
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@ACHES bar for bar
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@johnkriesel What? He’s been so good this year
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@WheelerJaylen Instead of being happy the league is getting exposure, they hate and resent the person who gave them exposure. Hilarious
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@WolvesRadio The fact that we even have to put team stats with referee crews is so crazy to me
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@AdamSchomaker @theficouple But cash will never be more valuable as it is right now. Why would you not buy as many cash flowing properties as you can w/ the 1 mil right now? You can get to well over 10k/month cash flow. Plus tax benefits, home appreciation, rent increases, mortgage pay down, etc.
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@Bance You were playing invasion and sub base. Cmon now
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5 years
@BarstoolBigCat He was in the MVP discussion for most of the year
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@thedemon97_cod @ScrappyNJ @GGBreakingPoint Scrap was 1v4’ing vs 3 of the best cod players ever
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@CourtneyRCronin @NBAonTNT Boludo not on this list is disrespectful af
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1 year
@MeatSauce1 You’re complaining about effort? That halftime show was fantastic. Queen Ri has an infinite amount of hits
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@SkolBros this is a clear W. Ppl only don’t like it bc it’s new. Would you rather watch someone kick it out of the end zone every time?
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@samswenson
Sam Swenson
4 years
Just an FYI, it is possible for a rational person to believe both the cops and the looters were in the wrong
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3 years
@CSimmsQB @Vikings @ProFootballTalk I trust Chris' opinion on QB prospects more than anyone so now I'm excited
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6 years
@SteveDraft_ @KirkCousins8 that’s where legends go to die bruh
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@PaulCharchian You’re kinda just tweeting tonight huh
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@Gaardsy The ball hitting him in the back of the head during that was the cherry on top
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@AdamSchefter They didn’t deserve the ‘09 ship tho. They’ll get over it
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@MeatSauce1 Bama is in bc they are better than Florida State currently and they just beat a team that has won back to back nattys.
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2 years
@Methodz how much they pay you guys to say this
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Sam Swenson
9 years
College has taught me not to look for cars before I cross the street because if I get hit, my tuition gets paid for.
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@WolvesRadio A comeback is def doable considering these stats but this was the game for Ant or KAT to take over and they were awful again. It’s now a concerning thing for Ant. 3 games in a row of pretty bad performances. Need that killer instinct back. Needs to talk shit again
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@GGBreakingPoint Lol. Not even complaining about connection. The weather. A cod player complaining about the weather for 3-4 months. These guys don’t go outside
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1 year
@SpawnUpgg bruce said the word "like" 35 times in this 1 minute clip
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@nacholeber don't worry he'll still play the underdog and "everyone against Prime" card
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6 years
I have so much respect for how hard my mom works day in and day out. it’s unreal.
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@ClutchNBA_ @TheHoopCentral What does that even mean
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5 years
@PaulCharchian when did they make that illegal in the NFL?
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@PaulCharchian Quang, Gai Noi
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5 years
@SaraCarterDC go to bed, Sara
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3 years
@justmike what are the odds you come to Minneapolis
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2 years
@JKap415 @TheFlank @gurshVE @JoeyNubzy @Allycxt @TacticalRab there's no way you are trying to say that dog shit was "practice." Pulling out tommy guns, snipers on bocage, laughing when they lose rounds/maps, obviously throwing. You shouldn't be defending this shit as a coach, you should be cooking that embarrassing ass showing of cod today
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@SheedAndTyler @BonziWells @UnderdogFantasy @TylerIAm If you think his elite defense revolves around blocks then you don’t watch and def didn’t watch the wolves before this series. Joker would have cooked literally anyone guarding him on Tuesday. Circus shots.
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10 months
@PhilMackey You gotta stop w/ the bait bro. It’s been old. Kirk just went for 350 and 4 w/ a backup O line
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@GGBreakingPoint The dude averaged a 0.5 on this map. I’m never betting on cod again
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Sam Swenson
9 years
I guess you gotta be the douche bag because the nice guy never wins.
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1 year
@intelCDL @r9sevelt @joebradyphoto Losers run too OP. ROKKR at a disadvantage even though they made it farther in winners bracket. Format it should be: 1. Losers round 2. Winners finals 3. Losers finals 4. Grand finals
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9 years
I hate that I care so much.
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9 years
No point in apologizing if you're gonna keep doing the same thing over and over.
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@SKORNorth @PhilMackey this team wins the division if kirk is healthy and the defense is top 15, which they were this year. Kirk is top 2 in MVP voting if he's healthy. Kirk also beat the niners this year without JJ so you're just yappin to yap. Stop saying kirk is a safety blanket. Kirk is elite.
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8 years
As time goes on I become more and more terrified about living in this country.
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@fmacattack @nacholeber damn he did all that in a year? that's impressive
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Sam Swenson
9 years
I wish I could be on the lake and fish every single day.
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4 months
@adampatrickNFL We’re praising not bringing back good players? We’re praising cap space?
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4 months
@MeatSauce1 just stop
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9 years
Instead of just saying you're gonna make a change you should actually do something about it.
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@MichaelScarn__ @MeatSauce1 @AaronGleeman Lol yeah bro, professional athletes shouldn’t have any hobbies or interests outside of their sport 🙄
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@Timberwolves @Sprite KAT won’t get as much praise as he deserves tn bc ant did ant things, but the big meow was crazy efficient and great all around
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7 years
If someone invited me to their cabin once in awhile I wouldn't complain
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6 years
planet earth is arguably the best show on Netflix
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4 years
I literally didn’t think it was possible, as a Minnesotan, to think Gov. Walz is doing a bad job during this pandemic, no matter what side of the aisle you’re on. I’m baffled.
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2 months
@MeatSauce1 Pls go to bed
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9 years
Show love to everybody. You never know who's the one that needs it the most. #EverybodyLoveEverybody
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7 years
I'm doing this for me
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7 years
success-oriented girls are the most attractive girls
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8 years
It's hard being a Minnesota sports fan
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10 years
Since it's my birthday I might sleep in tomorrow to miss the calc. test. I'm an adult, I can do what I want.
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@ShahbazMKhan Sure but he’s also grown up A LOT this year. You can’t deny that he brought some bad energy to the team in the past. Trade talks from fans wasn’t a bad take. He’s been great this year and has taken a step back into a secondary role. Super mature and impressive out of him
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2 years
@Censor did you want us to congratulate you on buying Gucci? the need for recognition from strangers online is such a weird thing (which is why you posted the pic of a gucci box). happiness should come from personal growth, not material things and peer recognition, but you do you.
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@samswenson
Sam Swenson
8 years
2 years later and I still hate Minneapolis North
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Sam Swenson
6 years
this season might be the breaking point for all nfl fans
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CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable
6 years
This was a roughing the passer penalty, multiple angles
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@shannonsharpeee @WellOffForever @DeionSandersJr so before the game it's about the players, but after the game it's about the doubters and haters. Got it
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@KendrickPerkins @MeatSauce1 nice of the suns to give us one good game
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6 years
my biggest regret in life is not going to the suicide boys concert
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Sam Swenson
9 years
This weather every day of the year would be prime.
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7 years
Okay who scheduled a Kendrick Lamar concert and a Khalid concert on the same night in Minneapolis
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@GGBreakingPoint @OpTicTexas @BostonBreach Yeah it’s a one team league rn
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6 years
Jesus Christ, enough with the background story. Can we just consider this guy one of the best in the league and leave it at that.
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Darren Rovell
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2009: $500 scholarship to Minnesota State. 2013: Undrafted 2014-16: Vikings pay him $1.5M total. 2017: Gets $10M guarantee, makes Pro Bowl. 2018: Becomes second receiver in NFL history to have 100 yards in each of 1st six games. Incredible run, @athielen19 .
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@SportsCenter So he drank like 4 gallons of tea at 4 in the morning? Sure...
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I don't even know what to say... @Lindsey_Schief
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@milehighKy_ @spencer_hayes16 Is that a live look at Jamal in Cancun?
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@samswenson
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7 years
I miss baseball man
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@samswenson
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8 years
I don't know how you can't believe in a God after seeing what Dee Gordon did today
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Sam Swenson
9 years
I like Triton people 😎
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@samswenson
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@PhilMackey you love cherry picking stats without looking at the full picture. Kirk had bottom 10 defenses multiple years since he’s been here. Mostly bad O lines. Horrible drafting, multiple coaches/coordinator changes. The dude had 8 come from behind wins 2 years ago. MVP level last year
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@samswenson
Sam Swenson
10 years
All these flashbacks of playing football every day at recess and at halftime of every Friday night football game are really coming back rn.
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@samswenson
Sam Swenson
10 years
State bound with the best team out there! #RoadToTCF #FlowerPower #WeOn
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