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[Sheldon and his Dad, staring at the stars]
“Isn’t it beautiful, son?”
“Beauty is subjective, but, yes. I suppose it’s beautifully bazinga.”
“Ever wonder how it all came to be? Me, your mother, you? Life itself”
Sheldon pauses for a moment.
“I may have a theory.”
‘YOUNG SHELDON’ has finished filming.
The series ends next month.
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Guy in front of me on the plane is watching Challengers and just went into this pose when Art and Patrick started kissing
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HIS NAME IS NOT JEFF LMAOOOOOO
I'm watching 22 Jump Street waiting for Jenko and Schmidt to do the same thing
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It’s actually real this time.
Rooster Teeth is biting the dust after more than two decades.
Parent company Warner Bros. Discovery, after unsuccessful attempts to sell the unprofitable fandom, gaming and comedy entertainment division, is shutting down Rooster Teeth’s operations.
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I'm watching 22 Jump Street waiting for Jenko and Schmidt to do the same thing
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That is not true. Here’s another doctor explaining why.
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Charlie tells his grandpa he’s invited to the Chocolate Factory
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Ferb’s diss track. He’s coming for the entire tri-state area with this one.
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If you’ve got MSNBC parents, give them a call tonight. This is their Christmas.
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I have realized that I am a deeply jealous person but definitely in a super healthy way. Well adjusted, mindful jealously. The kind that doesn’t keep me up all night, just a few spurts of sadness intermittently sprinkled throughout the day. It’s healthy.
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I always had the delusion that someone was going through my likes, so I’d sometimes curate the things I liked for the person I thought was lurking that day. I wanted the reader to feel seen and heard.
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Why does Pharrell jubilant ass keep getting mentioned in these disses. What the fuck did “Because I’m Happy” do to you guys 😭
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“When my crush said they liked […]”
In 6th grade, I went home and watched hundreds of episodes of Doctor Who just to find out that she didn’t really watch the show, she just thought David Tennant was cute. The only Christmas gift I got that year was a sonic screwdriver.
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Don’t respond unless you want to hear the 15 other tracks I made about you.
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Make sure to say Good Luck, Babe! to those who are H-O-T-T-O-V-O(T-E) and I’ll Picture You voting for the Blue Donkey Club.
So Please Please Please go down to the polls. Don’t be a brat. My Kink is Kamala! Ice Spice sure does love to poop
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Jokes aside, I met a lot of really cool people at RoosterTeeth and it’s sad to see it all go away. I really value my time there and thank everybody for being so welcoming and kind. It was fun. ❤️
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I can finally change my header. This is more important.
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Sponge’s response.
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They had that man living in a trash can but god forbid the blue bastard runs out of cookies. Sesame Street is disgusting
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IGNORE THIS. THIS IS NOT TRUE. I WANT TO GO TO DISNEYWORLD AND TALK TO Gamora and Spiderman 😒
Men don't like big celebrations for their birthday
They just want to do whatever they want to do that day and everybody respect it 😂
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This is our real account if you want to follow it. You can follow the fake one too, I guess. I don’t want to interfere with their bag
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@midnightsnackLA
I would like to reiterate that I have no idea who runs that Best Friends Today account. That is not us.
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i automatically know a video wont be funny when the girl character has a bath towel for hair
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Probably my favorite video we got to make as Best Friends Today.
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Found him.
Who was the freaky alien that suggested they explore our butts? What could you possibly learn from my anus
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If you really think about, two people hating each other so much that they write impassioned sonnets about one another is pretty beautiful.
I hate you, so I wrote a song 🥹
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this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen in my life
Messi's World Cup celebration post is now the most-liked post on social media, surpassing Bella Poarch's Tiktok (60.1M) ❤️ 😲
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STANLEY 😭😭😭😭
I have no idea who Will and Stanley are but I love them. Please help me figure out where to follow them.
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Just got my car jumped and the dude who helped me asked for a tip. I said I didn’t have any money, so he said
“Do you have lotion? I am dry.”
I went into my apartment, grabbed a bottle of lotion, and the look of appreciation on his face was unlike anything I’d ever seen.
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White shirt’s flow is incredible holy shit
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This is what people in Austin do for fun every week
Potentially the whitest night of all time lays ahead of me:
Pickleball followed by a brewery and soft tacos, come home take an edible and finish the nickelback doc on Netflix.
I have decided to lean into my thirties.
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My funky ass:
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They had that man living in a trash can but god forbid the blue bastard runs out of cookies. Sesame Street is disgusting
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judd apatow didnt put “grown men acting like children with wives several tiers out their league” on the map to be treated like this
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@roramdin
I can, in good conscience, corroborate about ~40% of this tweet! They really are phenomenally proportionate.
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We will NOT and NEVER have another Moonlight situation ever again. The elderly actors are trying to change their reputations 😭
“my eyes see Oppenheimer” is the craziest way to announce the biggest award of the night LMFAOOOOOO
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I don’t think that BFT account is us 😭
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“Banger tweet?” No. We need to bang er over the head with a rock
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Just went to IBS town and they all knew me because I am the mayor. My first decree is to give everyone ice cream and ban Lactaid. Do not be a digestively inferior weakling. Embrace who you are. Let it flow.
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