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this was supposed to be her espresso but she decided to whip innocent people at sm aura 😔
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i'll never walk camella street again
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i'm begging s*msung philippines to market the note 10 with the the tagline You Do Note
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pota kung ako boyfriend mo, i'll never let u fall i'll stand up with you forever i'll be there for you through it all even if saving you sends me to heaven cause you're my
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#ManilaEncounters
Always say "tao po". Not to ask if anybody's home, but to let the homeowner know that it's not something else knocking on their door.
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coronavirus is also an anagram of Various Corn therefore veganism is literally the source of the deadly virus
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college tip: dress extra nicely during hell weeks, not to relieve ur stress but to remind urself that ur still cute no matter what ✨
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when ur winning the senatorial elections but realize u don't know shit about politics
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me at 20 / me at 25
patiently waiting for that frontal lobe to be the next glow up
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stop laughing omg this was a true story 😭 it literally caused someones sabrina oblongata to implode
all this talk about T0//ni g0nza//ga reminds me of the time i went to her mall show back during her love team days with sam milby (thread!!!!)
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when i time travel to 2006 exactly zero people will believe me when i say these two people will make a song together
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it's ok to cry when u see ur name on the upcat results. it's good practice for when u start crying on a regular basis in college
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ok pero reverse transcription is where RNA is used as a template to synthesize a strand of DNA and occurs in retroviruses.
reverse elitism is where a person thinks they better than those who have more wealth or status.
saka pls lang, marami samin piniling magkotse kahit traffic kasi mas convenient parin than existing options, lalo na kung highly mobile ang trabaho. gobyerno sisihin nyo, wag kami.
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of all the degree programs you could pretend to be in why would u choose one where everyone knows everyone 😭
A certain Alyanna G. Tienzo has been claiming to be a third year student of the UPD BS MBB program and posts to Facebook and LinkedIn.
This is to warn the public that this person is NOT AFFILIATED with the NIMBB- UPD Please report the said Facebook and LinkedIn accounts as fake.
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a friend sent this, good thing they were able to ss before she deleted omg.... ONCEs let's report her ass
#TWICE
#트와이스
#KPOPStanTwtEndedDDSTrollsParty
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is your child texting about MOLECULAR BIOLOGY?
wtf: wow, transcription factors
np: nice proteins
lmk: loving mullis, kary
imo: incubating my organisms
idc: i'm doing chromatography
nbd: no bands, dying
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straight line:
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dashed line:
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mass spec:
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when i say "same" in a conversation i'm just retweeting you in real life
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5 years ago na wtf 😭 nung panahon namin 54 lang kami DISCUSS!
saktong pagpapacute lang sa abs cbn news n current affairs hello baka naman may gusto kayong ihabol na housemate sa pbb
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i couldn't find the headphones freckles filter so i just did it myself
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"you better not be a pinoy grad student abroad na nag iinarte sa park habang umiinom ng kape when i get back"
my goofy ass:
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who wont me 😔
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it's spelled pottery po. hope this helps!
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"we have brat bag at home"
the brat bag:
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henlo i'm sam, mol bio student; and i believe in the importance of creativity in learning and studying ✨
#artph
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1st time gym VS Now
1.5 year progress 🥳
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more like bye september
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the war. the war on drugs. the war waged specifically on drugs. the drug war.
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smne is just so full of memories from high school. i can't believe i spent my formative years in a mall
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this is WILD like we get it she's irresponsible pero bakit biglang gwyneth chua ruined our dreams, poisoned our water supply, burned all our crops and delivered a plague onto our houses 😭😭😭
gwyneth chua did not only cut off her quarantine, she also cut off people’s dreams. imagine people getting delayed of their board exams, entry exam for their professions, bc the government had to do strict measures again to contain the virus. down right irresponsible i’d say.
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luzon experiencing a storm, earthquake, and meteoroid collision all within 24 hours
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The impact is likely to occur around 16:36:40 UTC
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Hey PH ONCE! Tomorrow's my graduation which means I won't be able to see them perform :( Send my love to them for me, won't you?
#TWICE_TOUCHDOWNinMANILA
#TWICELIGHTSinMANILA
#TWICEinManila
to NaJeongMoSaJiMiDaChaeTzu, thank you for always picking me up when I'm down 🍭
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the lockers look huge from this view like yeah shove me inside i guess
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i'm sorry did you just say PAGSASARA NG AREA 2
Anong kwentong Shopping Center o Area 2 mo? 🤔 Retweet or i-quote mo na!
Sa pagsalubong natin sa bagong semestre, nandiyan ang pangangamba sa pagsasara ng Area 2 at pagbubukas ng DiliMall. Ang hamon sa ating mga Iskolar ng Bayan: makiisa sa laban ng mga manininda ng UP!
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i don't speak german but i can if you like EEAAUGH
happy to share that i started my phd journey yesterday :^) wish me luck oomfs ily all
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letting me make content for online classes was a mistake.......................cl*ire s*ffitz i'm coming for ur gig
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THE FILIPINO SPIRIT: A woman submerged in floodwater in Marikina City manages to flash a smile despite her difficult situation. Filipinos are known for their resiliency especially since the country is hit by more than 20 typhoons every year.
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dahil pasukan na pala bukas, at wala na akong magawa sa bahay:
notebook thread (a thread): a thread ✨
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saktong pagpapacute lang sa abs cbn news n current affairs hello baka naman may gusto kayong ihabol na housemate sa pbb
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is 11 months ago considered old
Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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❌ slutty waist
✅ unassuming chaste modest waist 😇
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most commonly told lies:
"ok lang ako"
"nakamove-on na ako"
"di ako nasasaktan"
"kasya pa isa sa kaliwa sampuan yan"
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everything here is made for tall ppl (i am tiptoeing in this pic)..........is this how it feels like to be sabrina carpenter
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Rizal's last words before being executed in Bagumbayan:
"OPM IS NOT DEAD! HERE IS A LIST OF BANDS YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO 😍"
#rp612fic
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school doesn't allow you to get sick. you have class? don't get sick. you have an exam? don't get sick. you got sick? don't get sick
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me to ms excel when i ask it to create a line based on the R^2 value of a scatter plot
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and this is how you get scientists who don't care about who they're supposed to be doing science for
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free mbb lab zoom backgrounds ✨
rm 203 (126) rm - rm 202 (180/142) - rm 200 (130)
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