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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
I’d fight everybody at the headquarters
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@samariajamila
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6 years
front row too.
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
yall swear yall bfs be el chapo im tired
@xojaylin
THE DON 🫧
4 years
If you ridin wit yo nigga yo job is to always check them mirrors for any funny shit behind/round y’all. You hoes just be ridin for fun not even having yo nigga back 😭 couldn’t be me
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@samariajamila
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6 years
pls go to hell
@karicsteele
Kari Steele
6 years
DEEP-FRIED @gushers
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
I just know in my heart that this ain’t supposed to be candied yams...
@QuirkyJERK
.イバラ姫.
6 years
They tryna kill us at work today
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@samariajamila
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7 years
Lmao like ok ok we cookin wit grease
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
“trump gave us 1200 in a pandemic!” baby he gave us the pandemic too im confused
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
1 year
carlee saw her family postin her without her wig and said ok lemme go tf home
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
@_sidbee girl nun his license just suspended
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
need a dummy like dis
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
@SheDontGetTired “I will begin shortly ladies....” LMAOOOOOOOOO AYO
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
1 year
“so do you be stank fr?” “was you really feedin yo baby one pea?”
@rapalert6
Rap Alert
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A new episode of Caresha Please with Summer Walker is coming soon.
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
me logging on twitter everyday to contribute nothing & reply to funny tweets with “lmfaooooooooo”
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
1 year
sorry
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
titi baby growing up so fast
@gavinthomas
Gavin Thomas
4 years
i’m going to be 10 on thursday 📸 @tmillsj
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
Shoes look like they having an allergic reaction
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
8 years
If my kids don't ride for me like this I don't want em
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
2 years
@JasonSCampbell
Jason S. Campbell
2 years
Daily Wire host says it is unscientific to cast a Black person as a mermaid: “From a scientific perspective, it doesn't make a lot of sense to have someone with darker skin who lives deep in the ocean”
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
3 years
ekane got me sayin “you know what i mean”
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
also... some people cashed that $1200 and .....died
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
@QuirkyJERK this hurt my feelings LMAO
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
wait i liked these too
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
and if it isn’t love, why do i feel this WAY. why does he stay ON. my MIND.
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
taking the AR test for a book you never read>>>>>>>>>
@bmth_loverxoxo
✨kittybabyB✨💋👸🏽
5 years
I’m this old (AR test)
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
@KOTAKARDASHiAN im just weak that she thought truck driver needed to be in her bio
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
her mama dead wrong
@WSMV
WSMV 4 Nashville
4 years
Laquanashaneachia Leach is wanted for multiple charges including assault on an officer.
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
8 years
When somebody offers you tap water:
@kkennnedi
𝒦
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i couldn't care less if it's viewed as "boujie" or whatever. i know my worth. i refuse to settle for anything below my standards.
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
3 years
@LondynnchaneI whoever put this collage together so messy it just looks chaoticcxdgh
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
niggas on here be so excited to be sassy to women like its bad girls club
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
the day one actually comes off imma lose it
No one : Absolutely no one : Me when I pull up to an atm:
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
naw this look a lil right
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
girls be saying this & dont do anything in person but pull their phone out and scroll thru their settings
@AjeeNichelle
Jee Boujee 👩🏾‍💻✨
4 years
When a girl approaches my man without acknowledging me and now I’m giving her 5 seconds before i pop off🌚
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
im still tryna understand how you commit a mass murder at 3 locations & they get on tv sayin you had a bad day
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
🙄
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
what kinda parents yall had...
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
bye cause video screenshots be cuter than pics.
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
yall won’t let us forget it lmfao
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
3 years
steve harvey couture
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
When you dreaming bout the love of your life & then your girlfriend wakes you up
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
@kniyaaaa the kitten HEELS
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
7 years
Hackers will hack everything but student loans
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
dogs step on your toe and don’t care but you step on theirs and its “ARF ARF ARF” yeah ok
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
7 years
Lifetime can’t wait to make this movie
@CNN
CNN
7 years
Chained to their beds for weeks at a time. Showered only once a year. Beaten and starved. Life for the Turpin family's 13 children was one of extreme horror and abuse, officials say
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
7 years
Gotta outdress your cousins
@_IamNurseKay
kaylaaadianne
7 years
Y'all get dressed up & stay in the house on thanksgiving? Lol
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
8 years
If you go to Lake Lanier imma assume you've done all you want with your life & you're ready to be with the Lord.
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
Y’all
@TheYBF
YBF CHIC
6 years
Ashanti Concert CANCELLED After Only Selling 24 Tickets!
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
how is telling us to vote gonna help end police brutality when you want us to elect coplover99 & mrs. officer?????
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
just because
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
7 years
They tell this man his music is trash every episode of Wild n Out & he still thinks they’re just joking
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
8 years
👀 Y'all called me? #NaturalHairTwitter
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
i be disgusted when i find out i was accidentally listening to a clean version
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
lemme update my media and go
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
7 years
I’ve finally reached the age where I can gossip with my mom and it doesn’t turn into a lecture. She a-kiki’s right back, I love it :’)
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
The bobby jack shirt & gaucho combo was legendary
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
9 years
Y'all water shaming now? Lmao
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
Nobody hated Cardi B til she started getting money and that’s tea
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
yall go subscribe to my sister on youtube tho🥱
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
lmao used to be out there in the dark
@__Statebabe
Beth.
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We really used to be outside catching the bus at 6 AM...
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
not yall callin madea fine
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 months
@Jay_FnHarris i think this my final straw fr
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
I came to work with a new hairstyle today and my boss reintroduced himself LMAO I was like sir?! Its me!
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
3 years
when i was younger i really thought it was his makeup brand omg i was like “whitney got him doin anything”
@YungYinkv
D.A.R.E Capo
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Why can’t my brain just accept that the person on the left makes the makeup and not the person on the right 😭
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
@siahpapaya get this romance off my tl
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
I know you used to tattle
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
idk why y’all keep tryna make us believe you sent your homeboy lmao
@NumeroUnoNegro
CantBanMe
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This the one
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
Folks pimping out their traumas for retweets
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
they really gave that man cocaine charges for bird poop. plz sue.
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
wait a min!
@ilovesmick
Raphæl de la Ghetto
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Niggas coming out this quarantine like
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
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@DuttyBajan waiting on this kinda blessing
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
@britadeja allat to go to cvs
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
@_B103 I’m sorry, who are you again??
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
this my fav filter
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
🤎
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
8 years
👯
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
1 year
@Theboymar_ you should’ve led with that then idk
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
I feel like imma be fine af at 30 tho
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
happy bday mr. president
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
kamala just gives me rude high school assistant principal vibes. idk how to fully describe it but she ain’t it
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
@Chaucerjr @AcortezH 💀 stressin that lil man out
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
Ion even check my bank account anymore cause thats none of my business tbh
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
7 years
Me fake smiling as I receive my medallion as a University Honors Program Scholar 🎓
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
the lowest we ever been was when yall thought the wires in disposable masks were lil 5g antennas, i was worried bout us as a human race fr
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
what i do all day
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
3 years
its just you, anne hathaway & big latto now
@DollyParton
Dolly Parton
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Happy New Year's Eve! I'm getting my sparkle on.
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
everyday we stray further from God’s light
@Gibron_Lastname
Gibronski
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This chitlin sandwich look decent 🔥🔥🔥
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
7 years
I told my parents I was tryna be pescaterian and they said “what church is that???”
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
2 years
im cryin cause i know she was just goin thru it
@GAFollowers
Everything Georgia
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21 yr old Georgia Southern woman Kimberlie Bennett has been arrested after she went on social media and threatened to 'harm her teacher and classmates' if she didn't pass the next exam.
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
7 years
"Wow you'll stop talking to someone over political views??" .......lol yeah
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
chile as long as they put that mf on
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
girl of my dreams
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
7 years
Being an introvert is cool cause you can make zero human contact all day and be content lmao
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
they needa let us outside immediately
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
3 years
@LondynnchaneI mfs don’t know how to cry it out no mo
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
6 years
The wig still ugly lmao
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
3 years
they would have to wheel me straight to the psych ward
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
3 years
25 year old Malian woman gives birth to nine babies. 5 girls & 4 boys. She only expected 7. This is a world record!
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
4 years
as he should be!
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
@AllyiahsFace really could’ve went my whole life without seeing this but here i am lmfaooooo
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@samariajamila
samaria ⋆౨ৎ˚
5 years
"they're INJECTING you with a virus" lmao yes and thats why you have not contracted measles ma'am
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