Sam ☠️
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My name is elsa. this is my windmill he/Him
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Not the cropped version looking like her big ol’ tiddies flopped out
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I don’t think I’ve quite recovered since
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Did I really spend £8 on a toilet brush, just because it’s a giant cherry?
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Oh they came out GOOD
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I looked so cute here
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My washing machine straight up lies about how long it’s got left, it said 40 minutes about an hour ago, and yet it still has 27 minutes left 🙃 I just want to sleep
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Finished the 10k and I’m destroyed, PRAY for me going out tonight
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How cute is this jacket I just got from some vintage store in Manchester ?!
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Makes me HOWL every damn time 😂😂
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Any graphic designer followers wanna share their portfolios with me? I need some inspo for building mine
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Some people don’t know how to make good career decisions
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Drinking pints will be the death of me
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So today I plugged in my NES, N64, PS1, XBOX, PS3 and wii. I feel like a gaming vlogger all of a sudden, subscribe to my new gaming YouTube channel plz and thank u
It’s just 45 minutes of me untangling wires working out which wire is for which console
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2 for 2?
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IT FITS TOO
How cute is this jacket I just got from some vintage store in Manchester ?!
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Drinking at home whilst playing stupid games is so much more fun than going out. There i said it
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SHE HAS A NEW HOME …. Again
Moving records around the house is a NIGHTMARE. Since when were they so heavy
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I have a need for this, that is unmatched with anything else I’ve ever needed
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You’re telling me that sugababes weren’t only big in the UK?
Sydney you were on fire tonight!! Thanks for showing us so much love tonight. Next stop Melbourne 🇦🇺♥️
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Quote this with a mirrorfie
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Work letting me finish 2 hours early because it’s my birthday + this weather = happy me 🥰🎉🎂
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Nah I’m happy with it now 😍
Just spent 2 hours moving all of my records around, and they’re back where they started and I hate it 🙃
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Just built a climbing frame for the goats from scratch, I’m such a man. A man who is in so much pain 🙃
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Who in their right mind would say no to this?
5k per hour to work on Christmas day from 7am-2:30pm would you do it?
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There's a pure poo nugget on the floor in the bathroom and nobody wants to take ownership of it
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Drunk me in a travelogue bathroom
🚫 NO Cheating‼️ Post your last saved picture of YOURSELF without context‼️
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Still obsessed with these letter dividers my parents got me for Christmas
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Carrying a tote bag full of leftover pizza through Leeds on Sunday morning was definitely a new low for me
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Cheeky too good to go box from toby carvery, fuck £3 for a roast? YES
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Working from home all the time is dead weird, if I don’t have any meetings, I don’t actually say words out loud until like 3pm 🙃
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This is shaping to be a beautiful album and I can’t wait 🥰
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Looking after this beauty for the weekend is making me want a cat real bad
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Just remembered I have to fit into a suit in 6 days, why did I let myself buy this?
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I bought an inflatable camping couch, and it looks like a giant purple fanny
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