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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)

@saltysparty

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michigan state // motor city sports // denver nuggets // corn enthusiast // certified bozo

Not East Lansing
Joined February 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
When from these scenes we wander .And twilight shadows fade.Our memory still will linger .Where light and shadows played . - MSU Shadows 🤍💚🤍💚.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
“win one for Barry! win one for Calvin!”. Yes of course . But let’s also win one for the goat Jason Hanson 🦵
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
the least surprising thing in all of this?. the MSU students HELPING those who were attacked, HELPING people escape classrooms, HELPING by springing into action. if you're a Spartan fan, alumnus or student, you got that DAWG in you already. it comes standard 💚🤍.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
RESPECT MY DECISION 😤 📺
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
At one point in my life, he was not him . But things have changed and he is currently him
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
M is a better football team than MSU . It wasn’t the refs.Or the weather.Or a bunch of flukes .Or an epidemic .Or anything else . It was a poorly coached, less talented team . But they are my team and I love em and we’ll be back . Good game M.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
1 Don’t touch a grown man’s head . 2 Don’t skip down the tunnel when your opponent is headed to the locker room . 3 Don’t attack anyone skipping down the tunnel . These things — they can actually all be true.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
MSU quality wins: Michigan, Miami . UM quality wins: MSU losing to Purdue and singing The Killers song.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
“WhY wAs He WaLkInG dOwN tHe TuNnEl At ThAt TiMe”. Man shut up . This is more embarrassing than the actual L on the field.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
Oh so THAT'S what Hunter Dickinson was staring at
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
M loses: “it was the refs and the weather!”. OSU loses: “the other team must’ve cheated!”. MSU loses: “please just don’t show Hitler again”.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
start saying your goodbyes to this classic mf . we don’t have much time left together
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
I’m speechless about what happened at Michigan State tonight, my favorite place on earth that means so much to so many. And yet, I’m speechless at the outpouring of support from strangers wearing all sorts of colors . Y’all can wear green & white with me any day.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
MSU with a MASSIVE Quad 5 win!!!!!. GO GREEN.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
this remains one of my all-time favorite images of Izzo
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
It’s nice to have a brother to lean on . Big? Little? Doesn’t matter . Thanks guys 🫡 . 💚💚💚.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
There’s only one thing to do here M fans
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
I want MSU versus Notre Dame in the Fiesta Bowl . Give it to me.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
Two days ago, hours before everything went down, we added a member to our family. She’s named after our basketball coach because this university runs deep . Meet Izzy and go green 💚🤍
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
4 years
MSU fans upset because we haven’t seen a bad basketball team in 23 years . We don’t even know what it’s like . We don’t know how to act.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
Arielle Anderson.Alexandria Verner.Brian Fraser. there's room in my bourbon glass for these three tonight . 💚💚💚
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
Why are M fans acting like they didn’t rejoice when we got mollywhopped by Bama . Yeah we don’t like you, and we didn’t want you to win . Tough to comprehend, I know . Not sure what you want here.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
nobody — and I mean NOBODY — comes into Spartan Stadium and wins by 50 😤.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
I am officially calling on Mat Ishbia to buy the Lions and lead this organization to greatness.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
man I’ve been thinking about these two lately . they really had a special relationship . 🕊️
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
MiChIgAn WiNs ThAt GaMe 9 OuT oF 10 TiMeS. Michigan State wins that game 10 out of 14 times, because that’s actually what has happened.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
🤍💚 SERIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT 💚🤍. My friend @StevenDivietri7 asked me to get some news to y’all today. Please continue to pray and support Steven. 🙏
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
4 years
It’s not UCLA. It’s UCLA/MSU. Hang the banner.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
She’s a 10 but said “go MSU” when I said “go green”.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
MY body, MY choice (masks). YOUR body, MY choice (babies).
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
bring this floor design back. thx and god bless
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
MANIFESTOS. SPIES. HITLER. VENMO PAPER TRAILS. URBAN MEYER . X DOT COM. INAPPROPRIATE PHONE CALLS WITH VENDORS . PENN ST STILL LOOKING FOR A RIVAL. HOW THE HELL DOES IT ALL CONNECT HOW DOES THIS ALL CONNECT
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
Elite universities offer cow petting
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
the role of phones in State of Michigan P5 football:. one’s cheatin. one’s beatin.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
it feels like something heartwarming and healing is gonna go down in Ann Arbor this weekend as M hosts MSU in basketball, both from the university and the fans. I'm going to love to see that. 💚💚💚.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
“MSU has a turnover problem this year” . - Me, the last 15 years.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
4 years
Patricia has blown a 4th quarter lead in 11 of 33 games.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
How lucky are we to have had Tom Izzo for three decades man . I love this man
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
Alright here it goes . Congrats to the M fans on my timeline . What a win, what a season.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
Everyone wear your green & white tomorrow please . FUCKING EVERYONE 💚💔🤍.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
Can we get an actual fkn leader at this university or wtf.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
4 years
@Mani_Antrell @Paperhabits FanDuel Sportsbook, it’s available in most states where online betting is legal.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
5 years
UPDATE: I don’t know who gives a shit anymore, this has been a wild few weeks enough as it is. But my son is OUT of the NICU and coming home today!!! . Thank you guys for the simple likes and comments on these posts. It means something to me.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
am I brainwashing my child? no. but he will only be exposed to MSU games and at least 50% of his closet will be MSU gear. also, if he wants to root for another school he can do so in his own home, not in mine. but I'm not brainwashing him.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
That's your coach, not mine
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
B1G used to have a sweet colorful logo representing all the teams . And now it’s a bozo basketball skeleton orb 🤡 🤡 🤡 . BRING BACK THE COLOR WHEEL
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
If you are a Detroit Lions fan. If images and audio of Aidan Hutchinson singing and vibing with his new teammates is upsetting to you. You aren't a Lions fan. Get over it #onepride.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
I am a Tigers fan . I watch the Tigers via MLB TV. I usually watch the other team’s feed/commentators because… because you know why 😞.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
YES I celebrate January 6
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
MSU fans versus M fans versus OSU fans, all trying to out-salt each other
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
made my first pizza on my $500 pizza oven Christmas gift
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
Remember when Kenneth Walker III scored a TD on his first touch as a Spartan 😂😂😂.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
Had to unfollow some MSU accounts this week because they made personal attacks on others . It’s not the Spartan way . It’s not the decent way . I don’t have time for this sort of puddle person behavior, please stop associating with MSU if this is you.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
Where tf is Paul at
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
this is the quintessential piece of MSU gear . every fan must have this (either in green, white or gray)
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
M fans gravedancing about MSU losing a tournament game that they themselves were too pathetic to qualify for is very on-brand . Never change, you will always be the Most Bozo™️.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
what are YOU doing????????
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
MSU ladies soccer won last night and are in the S16. MSU basketball played like how they should play this evening . MSU hockey beat the top ranked team in ten country . MSU football has a winnable game tomorrow . GO GREEN. GO WHITE.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
a more effective recruiter than some people we actually paid to recruit
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
what Chris Castellani was able to iterate to strangers over the internet today will serve as an inspiration for many others down the road. dude doesn't even know yet. can't give bigger props or more genuine, positive-vibes-only Ts and Ps. you got this CC. 🧂.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
Who remembers Antonio Smith?? . I believe that his commitment to MSU and Izzo forever changed the trajectory of our program. Not enough respect on here for the guy that led that change and the Flintstones 💪 #dawg
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
If Twitter is going away I want you all to know who I REALLY am
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
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i love you spartan dawgs. i love you new dawgs and old dawgs. i love you rival dawgs and temporary dawgs. we need this rn . 💚💚💚.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
my toddler when I tell him he has to wear pants and not shirt because it’s getting colder out
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
one fanbase is saying “let’s just forget about it and move on” about their own cheating scandal. the other fanbase wanted a MSU running back imprisoned for parking tickets . wait it’s the same fanbase.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
As a basketball fan I am very impressed with how M played by being able to keep finding ways to stay within striking distance before taking over, with key plays from key players . As a Spartan I am extremely annoyed though damn.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
‘20 - not great with cool pics.‘21 - great amazing K9 love you.‘22 - not great, some cool pics but not many.‘23 - not great, no cool pics, bad phone call. What a wild ass ride that was. Go green.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
every dub. every L. I’m a Michigan State Spartan until the day I die . Go green.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
Mrs Salt and I welcomed a little salty daughter into the world . Just a couple minutes after being born, she looked at me and said, “was Nikola Jokic really drafted during a quesarito commercial? Also go green!” . She’s perfect 🥹🥹🥹.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
Miss him already
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
What the HELL was Wake Forest doing with Kenneth Walker III man.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
M fans when LJ Scott gets parking tickets . 🆚 . M fans when a M co-captain gets a felony gun charge
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
What upsets me the most? . I can no longer use “never been to Indy” pokes against M anymore 🪦 🪦 🪦 . End of an era.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
If anyone needs an excuse to have a little brewski this evening . It’s my late dad’s birthday . I miss him tremendously and I know he’d be pissed it I didn’t have one. And he’d be pissed you didn’t have one either . 🍻.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
1 we didn’t cheat . 2 if we did it’s because everyone does it . 3 if we did we didn’t do it worse than anyone else. 4 if we did do it worse than everyone else it didn’t help us win . 5 if it did help us win we didn’t know about it.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
what we are missing from this photo:. - the intensity.- the player mentality .- the team identity .- the suit .- the anger .- the public outrage that coach is too hard on his players . I miss it all
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
It’s hard to have a “revenge game” when you’ve won the last two in a row 🥱 . Thus I want revenge for this game back in 1902 . The fellas haven’t forgotten about this
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
Today is my toughest day. My dad died three years ago. He was my best friend, a fantastic father and a diehard Spartan, and enjoyed a glass of red of red or a Labatt Blue Light . Hugs your dad today and pour a little out.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
The REAL victim in the Jaxon Kohler/Alabama situation? . Jim Harbaugh probably.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
need people to track your flights? We got you . need people to analyze a blurry cropped photo of shoes? We specialize here . need to see if a goatee white guy on the CMU sideline is actually a rival coach in disguise? We will determine . WE ARE. MSU TWITTER 🙏.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
Agriculture schools and land grant schools should have natural grass football fields. I’ll die on this hill, I’m glad MSU went to natural turf.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
made this into a gif. enjoy
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
this might be the single worst coaching staff ever assembled in the history of football. ever.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
My off-the-boat great grandfather rooted for MSU . My grandfather attended MSU on the GI Bill following his WWII campaign in the army . My parents met at MSU as RAs . I went to MSU with 9 of my cousins . It’s not just a school, it’s a part of our family fabric @michiganstateu
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
"ThErE iS No MeDiA BiAs AgAiNsT MsU, sTuPiD ShArTy". remember when they wouldn't shut up about LJ Scott's parking tickets???!??!?
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
GO GREEN. SAY “GO WHITE” BACK RIGHT NOW DO IT NOW.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
jay johnson will not be calling offense for MSU ever again
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
“TuCkEr Is GoInG tO tHe NFL sHaRtY 😆 😂 ✌️”. Alexa, play Poetic Justice.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
Nearly EVERY tweet I’ve seen about MSU fans and M fans interacting in-person at the game Saturday was nothing less than cordial. It’s amazing how anonymity and a keyboard can completely change that dynamic.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
I’m hearing Chris Holtmann will also be kissing the Spartan today as it will be his last time in EL. 💋.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
Two Dawgs 🖤🖤
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
In a few decades someone is gonna come up with the brilliant idea to regionalize the conferences and make them smaller.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
nooooooooooo not a football building named after a basketball coach nooooooooooo
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
I attended Michigan State . I also attended Ohio State . MSU is superior in every way possible . I have the authority to say this.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
This seems like the kind of relationship where if a student athlete was driving his AD’s car while drunk and got into an accident and lied about his identity and then nothing happened and everybody just had a laugh about it . Totally hypothetical . But it seems like that.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
1 year
Izzo rewarding Booker’s three and Carr’s block by letting them sit on the bench . Ok.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
M started B1G basketball in 1908 and has 15 conference chips. MSU started B1G basketball in the 1950s and has 16 conference chips. history matters -- but only in basketball, not football. thx and god bless.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
2 years
I will never stop loving Michigan State football with all my heart . Proud to be a Spartan today and everyday . Go green always baby
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
3 years
MSU fans replying to recruits that didn’t pick us are EMBARRASSING the university, the football program and the fans . STOP. GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF. AND SHUT UP.
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joey spartan (or Salt🧂)
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I am calling on the B1G to make immediate and impactful changes to men’s basketball . Games should be 38 minutes long NOT 40 minutes long . It’s something we’ve all agreed on for awhile now.
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