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I like how shitty this app, and all apps, have become. It’s like when you listen to a record and hear all the pops and crackles in the music
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The details of the story are even better: john’s dad was talking to the secretary trying to apply to a job, having no luck. Didnt know coach was gm. Then the GM walked by and was like “johns dad? Is that you?” And turned to the sec and said “he starts on monday. Find him a job”
My dad partied so hard in uni he lost his full ride scholarship half way through his first semester (first person in his school’s history). Then to pay his way through school he stumbled into a job at a steel mill making $18/hr ($87/hr today) bc his old soccer coach was the GM
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It’s been 1 year since we met on account of Elon Musk’s Twitter 🫶😤
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The aristocratic urge to leave the city as soon as the weather gets warm …
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No wayyyyy theres a guy reading marcus aurelius between sets at my gym rn
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Mfs think they can just replicate that southern ontarian secret sauce ….. that rust belt energy…. the lake effects… teenage years spent in taco bell parking lots…. Smoking weed at the creek….. no SATs… GTA asians….
Smh
University of Waterloo might be the most cracked college on the planet, the talent pool is insane
Who is trying to help build this in NYC?
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How it feels to be sent a cool longread on a saturday morning while waiting for your running gear in the laundry …. Coffee… tending to your group chats of internet friends ….
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Happy valentine's day. My fav thing about my bf is that he is one of the most competent and smartest ppl I know, and is so without also trying to prove some sort of narrative about himself to others. He just does stuff. Also that he can banter with anyone, And nice shoulders
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We saw someone die on the top of the mountain, it was surreal. A first aid chopper came up and gave him CPR for a while and then laid a blanket over him and said “we did all that we could” to his wife and that was it
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We found out trump got shot in between wedding speeches and we’re all tearing up wine drunk about love and Uruguay vs Canada is playing on a phone propped up against a bouquet.
Corecore, life is real, etc
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Went for my long run and my hangover pain transfigured into a manic love for humanity
You have a moral obligation to be proud to be alive, anon
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A hearty gm from me and Disco. Day 2 of my 2-week NEET era
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Everybody say happy birthday
@johntrified
!!!!!
I havent tweeted about him in a few weeks so I get to cash one in now:
My bf is a fantastic coach. Everything he has ever advised me in athletics has borne fruit.
Like i just get to capitalize off the years he spent in the bro science trenches. And he also explains things well
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I havent tweeted about him in a few weeks so I get to cash one in now:
My bf is a fantastic coach. Everything he has ever advised me in athletics has borne fruit.
Like i just get to capitalize off the years he spent in the bro science trenches. And he also explains things well
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in my mind's eye lcd soundsystem is always what's playing if u get to the party late, but still earlier than most ppl, and someone is in the kitchen dabbing spilt red wine off her skirt using sparkling water and a cloth. in a good way
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Palestinians do NOT play about knafeh
(Sweet cheese, rosewater, ghee, pistachio, simple syrup ?)
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Im done!!!!!
1 week from today I will be finished grad school! It was honestly pretty great except for finances. I got lucky with my supervisors too
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1 week from today I will be finished grad school! It was honestly pretty great except for finances. I got lucky with my supervisors too
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Goes without saying it was sad and awful. But was also a reminder that it’s amazing that despite being organisms destined for eventual failure we do all sorts of worthwhile things in the meantime like loving each other
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He forgot his book in my bag but hes a few seats away and each of us are surrounded by ipad babies on all sides. Should i lob it?
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My brother adopted an abused dog who used to be so scared all the time and now he always has the biggest goofy smile
Wagmi
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Rip to my sweet girl who was STOLEN last night 🥺
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Just kind of smacked with how fragile we are. The heart beats until it stops, etc. We were just standing there like, surely he’s gonna wake up, right? Wife’s looking around her bag for aspirin. But he was just literally dead by that point
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In real america (1 benzo and 3 XL beers deep at a bruce springsteen concert in pittsburgh)
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Himbo (hand pictured here) got me a print of one of my favourite paintings (John Maynard Keynes by Duncan Grant, 1917) for my 25th birthday (today)
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Im going to ICML!!!!! Paper got into a workshop!!!! Do I have any moots or moots of moots going? Its my first time
Also any Vienna recs generally???
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> we’re short a person for our rec volleyball league
> friend calls in his buddy
> the buddy is a former team canada olympic trainee
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This old dog aint learning new tricks
what's your favourite thing to make with italian sausage? i usually do that sausage kale rigatoni NYT recipe or a simpler red sauce or a sheet pan situation with potatoes and brussel sprouts. sourcing ideas for tmr
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Beat my race goal 1 month early. Post run snack is his overnight slow cooked and then broiled carnitas w/ mexican rice
Hes getting really good at cooking really fast its hilarious
bf is getting into slow cooking and he's iterating thru every cut of meat at the grocery store. & i'll be reading on the couch & he'll hold up a slab of meat and go "do you know what this is" and i'll try my best and then name the wrong cut of meat. and then we continue our night
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Having some pre drinks . Our doctor friend telling us what it was like to MAID someone on friday. Having a normal one
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There aren’t any short people in The Marina. All women are above 5’7 and all dudes above 5’10 . Especially the women
Whats up with this
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was just awarded fancy grant that'll let me bring project to next stage !!!
just submitted my first solo author paper to a journal. supervisor told me to. a little bit humiliating that if it's accepted, a project i did when i was 24 will be in the world forever even if i change my mind about it. but it is Good for Career. how do i get over this feeling
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Being drunk in a waymo made me believe in something new and i don’t even know what it is yet
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Is baseball having a moment or am i just seeing cathedrals
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Last week we went for dinner and non-sequitur my mother turns to bf and says “so is sally a neanderthal or what” and then her nose instantly started gushing blood
My enemies never prosper
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Spiritually intense run in the heartland this AM..
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Alright.
- a man who may have been grown from mushroom spores
- my professor
- NYU gallatin indie filmmaker
- illiterate rural electrician
- scandalous age gap downtown multi-hyphenate
- stand up comic
- bitcoin miner
- 🫶 99% percentile IQ/testosterone jock himbo FAANG swe 🫶
dating history:
-jewish dermatologist
-anesthesiologist who i thought was jewish but turned out not to be
-anesthesiologist who i thought was cuban but also wasn’t
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Ruining date night by eating a salad for lunch and showing up starving and mentally deranged
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@the_P_God
i just still feel like we have to come up for a word other than "founder". the semantics of it lend it too much weight. like, "aspiring founder" or something.
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im from windsor, across the river from detroit. when i was a kid, on our way home from lions games, my dad would make me & my bro jump out of the car in traffic and take a "City of Detroit" pylon + stash it under a tarp in the back so border security wouldnt see. For the man cave
When the lions went 0 in 16 in 2008 I made a Mii that was 0 in 16 themed. It had all the most circular features, a blue shirt, and its name was “Owen Sixteen”. I made my Dad use it as his Mii during tennis and he did but he was kind of mad
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My downstairs neighbours are blasting MGMT and my roommate (makes music) is singing beautifully in her room and the cat is playinh with a roll of toilet paper and im chilling learning things online about Raytheon
Something eerily 2015 about all of this
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Driving around a UC campus wondering why I went to undergrad at a place where it gets so icy they attached a rope to the buildings so that you can hoist yourself up the hill to get back home in the winter
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lounging with an espresso in ur third place in a sundress on a monday is all fun and games until a mf comes up and starts mansplaining the Intersection of Real Estate and Big Data
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i think everything started to go wrong when universities started embracing student-led pedagogy
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Dune 2 was amazing… a glimpse into the québécois mind…
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I love my co-ed recreational beach volleyball team
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Blahh blah blah blah blahhhh
you're 30 and thinking about kids. a few of your friends are parents already, and even if they're happy you see that they go out less and sleep less and have no free time. and you think "ok this is a lot of stress, I'm gonna wait a few years"
but you're likely missing one thing
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Had this friend ~6 yrs ago who would be like "wanna come over and smash some plates" and we'd blast the jackson 5 and smash plates on his balcony. he went AWOL, nobody has heard from him in a few years, rumour has it he lives in scotland now
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We found out trump got shot in between wedding speeches and we’re all tearing up wine drunk about love and Uruguay vs Canada is playing on a phone propped up against a bouquet.
Corecore, life is real, etc
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Me and him if we were two hounds at the dusk of time
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Typa thing you dream up the night before leading ur troops into battle against Maxentius’ men, brandishing it on ur shield and ultimately splitting the great roman empire into east and west
I had a dream about this symbol last night and cant find it anywhere
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Lost first game. during the 2nd game the team started yelling at us for “going too hard”. i turned into a mega bitch. “Call a ref then. I for one find feats of athletic prowess honourable”. Girls wouldnt shake hands during the good game shake. Felt amazing tho. Exorcised somethin
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Im laughing so hard but i cant tell any of you why. Unless i should start a circle. Should i start a circle? Like to be in my circle ⭕️
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During every project that I work on I am terrified that I am accidentally building Jian Yang’s hot dog or not a hot dog app
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I wish it was the 60s so I could turn on the radio and listen to Walter Cronkite break the news but instead all I have are retards on fintwit talking about Microsoft stock in spaces
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Ttc conductor on overhead: “we are bypassing dundas station because theres a guy on the platform with a crowbar”.
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Dream living scenario is that me and my bf have a roommate forever. Like it’s just us and our buddy mike in a sick pad. Love Mike
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I keep telling him how unbecoming it is when he walks around all slack-jawed like this and he doesn’t listen 👎👄
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bf is getting into slow cooking and he's iterating thru every cut of meat at the grocery store. & i'll be reading on the couch & he'll hold up a slab of meat and go "do you know what this is" and i'll try my best and then name the wrong cut of meat. and then we continue our night
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Last night we cut the music and i asked the party (gorgeous, high achieving yuppies) to raise their hands if their parents still paid for their phone plans and everyone raised their hand except for two people
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My roommate is constantly pushing the frontier of impactful research
For instance, today she begged the question : “what if i turned off the AC during a heat wave and used the oven for three hours straight?”
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Many moons ago when I lived in a cat-forward courtyard I’d leave my door open and let the neighbourhood cats wander in and post up
One even got knocked up and I watched her balloon throughout her pregnancy
Never met the babies. She stopped coming around after becoming a mom
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I love to see an old, barrel-chested dog waddling off leash a few paces behind its owner. Bowow-ing gently at nothing. Senile
Wise
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