androgynous clown
@sallowboy
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(old southern lawyer voice) Now Mr. *lowers glasses to read* Sufjan- am I saying that right? Soufyan? Suffjan? Now Mr. Stevens
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as a reward for good behavior, my mom is letting me tweet today
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@anahiphobic straight men can listen to clairo. straight men can post photos of their cat and dog. we exist. GayStraightMan erasure.
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[on phone call] I’m telling you dude if it came down to it I could kill a- (I take a 12 second pause) [friend] are you still there [me] it passed [friend] what passed [me] The Feeling
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Take a left on Cotton Candy Rd. Go past the house made of gingerbread and take the first left after that. Follow the road till feel like you weigh less than a dozen roses. That’s where you’ll find me.
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baby penguins (penguins in general) fell off. Pingu? Happy Feet? Defunct media.
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Molly January. This month highlights the many faces Molly makes
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when I was 11 I had water speakers and I’d plug them into my chromebook and would have Aeroplane over the Sea and King of Carrot Flowers pt. 1 play on loop
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Trump is establishing a new DoD. The Department of Dreams. The Sandman has been granted carte blanche. Wet dreams are outlawed. You’ll need a permit to lucid dream. One dream a week is a tea party with Barron. Every nightmare now has chicano roots.
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my boss got mad at me because I was giving a kiss to every latte I made. I guess love is a health hazard.
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RT @Carlos_Film: “Inside, we are ageless...and when we talk to ourselves, it's the same age of the person we were talking to when we were l…
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customer today loudly asked if he got a discount for coming in while the fires are going on near us and all the firefighters in line behind him looked really sad
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RT @CTachio83984: folk festival crowd: play the starcraft II theme, play starcraft!!! bob dylan: they think they own me man
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little sister sent me the WebMD page for bipolar disorder
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