I directed a comedy special for
@sammorril
on the rooftops of NYC during a pandemic. When you are done with your family Zoom, watch this to try and forget about it
You want to do some real altruism? Find a car from 2008 or earlier that has a ticket on the windshield; pick it and pay it and don’t tell anyone. Your good deed will be its own reward.
Unrelated, I’m parked on 48th between 9th and 10th
I directed a skit with one of the funniest straight-men in the business
@JoeListComedy
It’s called The Shoe Shine and
@gregstone_
plays a guy who wants to do everything except shine your shoes
I don’t care what music you 25 year olds are enjoying,
@PostMalone
or
@DaBabyDaBaby
; in 35 years this music will be used to sell you arthritis cream and d!ck pills
People are upset about the age difference in the love story of Licorice Pizza but I never heard a word about the 42 year old woman dating 11 year old Tom Hanks in Big
Me explaining the phenomenon of dumb people overstating their understanding of things that they don’t understand to my wife without knowing the name of the syndrome is peak something-or-other
#DunningKrugerEffect
“I don’t mean to brag, I don’t mean to boast but I like hot butter on breakfast toast” May be one of the biggest rap flexes of all time by
@sugarhillgang