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Who’s your Guy😭
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Seeing
@fireboydml
is definitely top of my highlights this year!
Also just need a man to sing to me Like I do & I say chwiii😂
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You rather keep your condolences to yourself than write MHSRIP!
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People are out here now shouting for us that covid is real!
Ahbegggg!! When was it fake???
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Please release bodas dia!
President Museveni will tomorrow Tuesday, July 21st address the nation on the
#COVID19UG
pandemic situation and related issues.
What are your expectations ahead of this address?
#NBSUpdates
#StaySafeUG
#NBSPoliticom
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Ahah so many gayaza stories😂😂😂😂😂😂
My story came in S6, wow!!!!when they cut half of my class's hair for singing happy birthday to someone.
Life!
But i'll admit i wasn't angry at the time😂 my anger came in vac when my hair was struggling to grow again.
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The first thing I do when my parents make me watch a video off their phones is to check the duration of that video🙂🙂
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Living in your parent’s house will make you get ready for marriage chapppp!😭
Infact even next year I’m ready🙂
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school is really schooling for everyone🥲
Just can’t wait for 15th Jan🥲
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Reading those comments in that vn thread literally broke my heart. Idk if I missed the joke but that was extremely insensitive and people laughed so hard in the comment section wow!
Has life come to this that we should be this inhumane?😭
This is just sickening!
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JUSTICE FOR JESSE!!!
Honestly Jesse should have won the dance round 😂👐🏾
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cancelling your ride and re ordering and you're matched with the same guy you cancelled😬💆💆😪
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One of the reasons why life sucks is that as humans (not excluding myself) we are only understanding about a situation when we have gone through it.
Other than that, we shall JUDGE wholeheartedly.
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Ngl, the way I used to see people’s snaps, I didn’t think Kenya had curfew💀
Well now I know it did😬😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂ahah
Have you ever wanted to be petty but the Holy Spirit is holding you😂?
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Let’s unlearn this notion that our vote doesn’t matter!
You saying I am not going to vote is basically a vote for the incompetent.
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Education isn’t the key to success😂👐🏾
Let’s use this time to make money 😂!
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It's safe to say
Katandika Butandisi👐🏾😂
♦️Results of samples tested on 8 May, 2020 confirmed 13 new COVID-19 cases from 2,421 samples of truck drivers.
Out of the 13 new cases,7 are Kenyans, 4 are Ugandans while 2 are Tanzanians. Tracking them has commenced and the public will be informed accordingly
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Someone asked me whether I was sick this week🙂 because of my weight!
I still can’t shake it off!
Some of y’all really have BAD manners.
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I can’t be the only one that doesn’t like looking at their mm balance whenever I do a transaction🥴🥴.
It’s the pits!
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She said if you are broke don't bother😂😂😂😂😂
I love this chic💀💀💀💀
Bad Black X Time and Scents.
For Genuine Perfumes and Watches DM, Call or Check out our Link.
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someone said let’s look at both sides of the story!!!!
What story please?
Men are exhausting!
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There are times when i'm just to scared to check my data balance😬!
I'm in those times😂😂
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lol my parents will piss me off and expect me to just move on like nothing has happened
Smh
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It's sad that we are understanding and sympathetic to certain situations only after experiencing them.
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The thing is, when i’m panicking, I look calm🙂
God please, Let them set what i’ve read🧎🏾♀️🙏🏾
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I wake up Monday mornings wanting to cry because I can’t believe the week has began again🙂
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The issue is, if I do an annual recap, people might think my year was nice.
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No I’d want a man that talks
Not this jazz of replying with
“yeah man” “I feel you too man”
SPEAK UP!!!
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Can’t forget the day I slapped a man😂 ngl it felt so good!
Then his fellow bayaye wanted to attack me! It’s the audacity!
Today I boxed a guy for grabbing me in town might be one of the best days of my life🥰
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My National ID passport picture is so bad.
So so bad that when I always hand in documents, the person looks at me & the ID picture twice & goes like
Is this the same person???😭😭
It’s that bad!
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I’m so convinced that MUK lecturers pride so much when they fail us.
Mostly those in school of Econ🙂
naye what did we do to deserve a University like MUK🙂?
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So many people have said public proposals! And I stand by that.
Ahbeg, do not propose to me in public 👐🏾
And I just want to understand why men like public proposals? For what?
Guys, what's a thing people consider romantic that you would never want your significant other to do/say?
I wanna see somethin'.
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My mom treating me with compassion because I’m so sad I’ve lost my nose pin.
I feel heard & seen by her❤️
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Every year I have to update my CV😊 & atleast these days my skills are not vague😂💃🏾
Love it!
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Men’s acting game is so strong.
They need to be employed in the Film industry.
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Ahti women who don’t get married don’t have a purpose in life
Some of you actually just say anything & everything out of your mouths these days
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We are entering the third wave of covid and you’re still asking people why they are wearing masksssssss?????
Unbelievable!
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But e-learning needs to be printed oba it's just me.👐🏾?
In order to support e-learning, Gov't will spend Ugx 2,600,000,000 to establish a printery and Ugx 20,800,000,000 to print and distribute self-study materials.
To establish a printery?, thought we have Uganda Printing and Publication Corporation?
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There's just a way movies with people suffering with cancer hit different nowadays💔
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Don’t marry a man who’s not ambitious.
Don’t do it!
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There are just some texts you open and literally smile so much!!!
Then there are others😂😒👐
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But how do police sleep at night knowing they have blood on their hands????
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The first frame alone speaks for itself👐😂.The session was pretty amazing and insightful.
A few lessons I learnt;
1. Never choose a person thinking you can change them.
2.Stop trying to fix people/partner,you'll burn out. It's God who fixes people.
For our last project day, we had an in depth session on Relationships.
Our founders
@JanetBugembe
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@ABugembe1
with our guest speaker, Mrs. Matsiko Peace advised us on how to approach & manage relationships.
It was an informative session for the mentees.
#TheMentorshipClass
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To whom it may concern,
Social Media Management, Content creation and Marketing are three different jobs😊
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To Tweet this soon🥲🙏🏾
Would love it if my friends get on their Zooms!!!!😂
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when you don't own crocs!!!!
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rice and beans😂😂😂😂😂
What was your favourite meal in high school? The one you couldn't miss👌🏽
Me : I can't tell you😂but groundnuts was a component!
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I’ll never be broke in my life!
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I'm that person that will be fast to subscribe and hit that notification button but once the notification pops out, I don't hesitate to swipe right!
Like wow!😂
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I put a do not disturb from 11pm to 9am! Yes 9am🌚 because i’m just tired of people calling me at weird hours
But today morning someone decided to WhatsApp call me at 7am🙂. I decided to watch it ring because wowwww
Phone etiquette needs to be preached more
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or when the person passes by😂😂😂😂😂😂
"your bestie has just passed😂"
Why do Ugandans call people and say, "just seen your best friend" when referring to someone the person hates 🤣
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Let's stop giving / doing things for people with the idea of expecting something in return.
Just don't give then because you end up hurting yourself.
Yap.
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We serve a mighty God😭😭😭😭😭😭.
My friends car skidded off the highway this morning and overturned thrice! We came out of the car unscratched. I’ve been quiet for almost 4 hours now😭😭😕😕
I don’t know how to thank God!
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You have covid, you are not isolating and you are moving around maskless!
Make it make sense👐🏾!
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By you tweeting this you have clearly showed your level of intelligence.
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If you ask me, there's no concert that tops it.
There are really very few concerts that top Fireboy dml’s concert at Lugogo Cricket oval.
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sometimes I sit back and ask myself what inspired people's twitter handles fr fr!
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