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(Deputy) Parent Twitter, Walton’s is selling those Casio scientific calculators for R250, PnP however has these at R195.
RT to help an overly ordered child save the difference for a Nando’s 1/4 chicken, chips and a roll🙏🏾
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No one is asking the important question here. Why does ABSA have a “Jewish Achiever Awards” ceremony?
No, you bloated toad. Unashamed Zionist and had the following to say:
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“Plural, I graduated
Cause you can get through anything if Magic made it”
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My uncle said to me yesterday, “First you gotta survive. And you did. Next you thrive.”
So shoutout to all for making it through. 2021 had hands. 2022 may have hands but so do you. Let’s fuck it up
I can’t even do a year recap because I was fighting for my life
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"When it's a black person, it's inexperience.. When it's a white person, it's potential"
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This statement shouldn’t be coming from this account. Please don’t mix government and personal business
PRESIDENT RAMAPHOSA WELCOMES THE JUDGMENT IN THE MATTER OF SIVUKA V RAMAPHOSA, DELIVERED BY THE HIGH COURT ON 1 JULY 2022.
The tragic events of August 2012 in Marikana that led to the death of 44 people remain one of the most distressing moments of the post democratic era…
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She teaches LO. LO bafeths. Literally the one school subject meant to teach against social ills and biases. Rha I’m disgusted
So a white teacher at a school in Kyalami threatened to “Floyd” leaners if they didn’t hand in their work.
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Show me the best pics you’ve taken since COVID hit the fan
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Thanks to, Ye, most of all, my partner, lover and rock
@kaylenciaga
, and my friends and family that carried me through this year. Y’all don’t know what it’s meant. Appreciate y’all for life.
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This is Boer Excellence. Big flex on all the Ooms
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Things were so good under uNxamalala🥲
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NEEEEEEED😭😭😭
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I think it’s in real poor taste to say this appointment is to empower women given she’s out on bail in corruption estimated at 430m. Does it make sense that a party as large as the ANC had no other capable and undisputedly untainted women? Come on man see us
Corruption accused former eThekwini mayor Zandile Gumede is officially an honourable member of the KwaZulu-Natal legislature
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@nhlaka_madwe
The gent must get over his pride. No one is saying he won’t be able to buy her one in the future. Cars get replaced.
He’s actually being blessed in that this dad is easing the asset catch up phase for them and so he can direct his disposable towards saving and business for later
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Why is he not reporting these issues to the various branches of the legal system to investigate? Or the public protector at the very least
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@kaylenciaga
Eish, saze sabahle🔥 eh kodwa Babes, I think we both there’s a big part of the build up you’re omitting here?🧐
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Grace Mugabe got her PhD after 2 months of enrolling, and when asked about it said "I did it with Grace"🤣🤣
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I enjoy governments who understand how taxes can drive consumer and social behaviour
Sales of electric cars in Sweden increased by 121% between 2018 and 2019. This sustainable development is partly due to a carrot and stick approach. You get a bonus if you buy a 'climate-smart' car – and a tax increase if you buy a car running on fuel or diesel. 🔌
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I’m not done with my 20s but I definitely agree it’s the time to find oneself. Take risks, try your crazy ideas, find Ws, make mistakes, bounce back . Do it all. Experience life. You’ll never be penalised for trying at this stage of your life. Most aren’t
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Yup, that’s that South African hater gene right there
how can a bad bitch b following neil degrasse tyson and not me smh nigga Lame as fuk
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I’m really sad you dragged this cutie pie into your own (adult) experiences☹️
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“Sometimes a hoe phase is just putting a plaster on a wound that needs stitches”.
Real advice for real people.
We had session 5 of relationship advice and here’s a recap of how it went. More advice on my IG (lemii_loco)
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Ey she picked me up and wathi she has a surprise for me.
Get home and this lovely lady made oxtail (and it’s falling off the bone) and mash.🤤
Ayi ngempela sodlabehlezi❤️
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“I watched my broad give up on me like I'm average
I went back inside the attic, count it up and started laughing, ah”
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. 4 years ago today 💎 What lyric from this project do you find yourself randomly yelling out? Quote tweet with your response.
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“An invisible enemy forces the whole planet to sit behind closed doors for 6 months to a year” - me describing “Coronavirus pandemic” on 2030’s edition of 30 Seconds.
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I miss just rocking. Groove is politics now. Who can get you in where; do you have a table; what’s being drunk; who’s in the section nywe nywe.
I just need the bar man running us up doubles and my hands in the air saying “YEBO!”
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I think everyone concern is that given the speed at which these vaccines have been developed and tested doesn’t leave much room to identify what potential side effects may arise. Whereas with all the things you’ve mentioned people are aware and can make a knowledgeable decision
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I hate that the standard for “non-broke huns” is a couple of chocolates and speckled eggs
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Can I come play on your Chessboard, make you my queen?
Cape Town looks good on ya girl 🖤
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And yes, I made this dress myself 🏁
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And this is the issue with the Income Tax in SA, it’s anti-capital catch up and in turn, anti-Black. It’s fine for those with capital assets already but inherently unfair if you’re still trying to build capital, and our gov doesn’t offer enough in good services to offset the cost
If you earn R100 000 pm, your take home pay will be R66 949 pm.
SARS takes R33 051.
A salary taken out of a salary.
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Ey, okes never let go of the Spur birthdays
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Really can’t believe our parents told us to push law and accounting instead of Herbalife
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I told Ma that apparently is SA gents are rough drafts and she’s like, “But this has always been a thing South Africa, where do you think ‘Ubuhle bendoda imali yayo’ comes from”☹️💔
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“You can’t be everyone’s here. Save yourself from the pain of feeling for everyone else”
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A loaf of white Albany and stoney
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She even bamba’d the medal. Lit💀
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There’s nothing South African’s don’t deal with🤣
If you guys really care about Samthing Soweto. Please go on Apple Music, search the song, view credits, and report the song for having missing credits. We cannot sit and watch Mas Musiq and Maphorisa profit off Sam’s talent.
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My dad’s sons have 8 degrees amongst them. I know my mans is happy up in the clouds 🤝🏾🤍
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Brought babes a braai skhaftin’ because she was too busy grinding to attend yesterday and she’s now forcing me to have at least one bite of all the items first to ensure there are no dliso’s cause she can’t believe she’s merely another gone girl😆😆😆😆😆😆
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I’m still mad skeptical as to the true origin story of biltong
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This is what Woolies be talking about when they say “free range”😀
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Heroin yona?
The worst addiction in the world is comfort. Dangerous for the body, terrible for growth, disastrous for life.
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Hi guys. Just coming here to officially announce that I’ve joined the club. I’m officially a braai stand owner, and combined with my current braai master skills, I expect to improve and make a meaningful contribution to this esteemed association.🙏🏾
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This is The Gin Bar on Wale Street for folks asking about the location. And I can confirm that the drink he is drinking, titled Ambition, is their best gin drink.
Probably the best place to go in CPT if you want to chop white bums. Cool vibes.
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Look at how happy y’all can make your boyfriends🙆🏽♂️
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You won’t be replaced by AI and other new technologies. You’ll be replaced by folks who have learnt to grasp and command these new tools and who have become more efficient than you. So go learn how to wield the tools, and let them do the mundane, so you can focus on the complex.
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You must actually do it tonight, um’phinde a couple times thereafter to confirm whether mans really has a gift and should seek further training
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I hate neighbors that report noise to security.
Pull up dawg and let’s chat, have a drink
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“The gender pay gap in this country is such that women should stop working on the 23rd of September of this year because that’s what they’re getting paid for”
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Shame Gigaba could bring style to the office of the Presidency, the one thing that’s been lacking.. mans is always dripping
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I just googled this bru and he’s a top tier nepo baby what!🫨
in real life nina dobrev is younger than steven mcqueen (jeremy)
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Yes, these European mafias in Cape Town are getting outta hand.
A question to SOUTH AFRICANS : DO you believe that- ILLEGAL immigration is a threat to our national SECURITY?
#LetsTalkAboutIt
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People eat bums Aunty, I don’t see the problem.
Would you eat Calamari if you knew this is what it looks like
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I’m actually finding this “Steenhuisen rape” allegation very curious, I can’t catch a whiff of it anywhere. Nothing asides from his affair.. even went to page 4 of the search. Also from what I’ve seen and read from izolo it doesn’t seem like Malema had to retract that comment🧐
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Kourtney really wanted no part in this
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Yassis this would have made a phenomenal school shoe😭
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So basically y’all shifted a whole lot of previously unemployed people to “not economically active” (NEA) based on the lockdown. Cool. What happens now that the economy is open. You shift them back? Does this make sense to you
@Purple1_h
@ArabileG
To fall into the category of unemployed, people must be actively looking for work, which wasn't possible during lockdown. These people therefore fall into the not economically active category.
Read more here:
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One day we’ll have a conversation about how scammy ito transformation these independent non-exec director roles are.
But for now, congratulations to uSisi🙏🏾
NEW BOARD APPOINTMENT
Bojane Segooa CA (SA) has been appointed to join South Africa’s largest stockbroking firm, Peresec Prime Brokers, as an Independent Non-Executive Director.
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