@King_Charles_VI Add the spurs

@elizalian The grief I get from my California friends is constant but then they’re like someone just drained my car of gasoline and my cousins house burnt to the ground this week

@AddictKE_ Adderall on PMS vibes

@faree_for_real I found this terrifying

@LexP__ Atta girl

@QueenLibra_242 Oddly enough having the baby gave me the power to walk away. That and the disgusting ponytail he decided to grow

@oldenoughtosay Sounds about right. Mine does the dance, runs to the potty, screams “nah, I’m goooood!” (Brooklyn baby) and keeps dancing before peeing on the couch/rug/floor

@weiszandvirtue He raised his glass to me across a dim bar once and no one can take that away

@ThePrettiestDee Great tip

@jarldietrich She is so beautiful

@jarldietrich That is stunning, mines just in the to-go bottle from Easter Vigil I feel poor and want to do better where did you cop this

@_MessageDeleted Kanye West

@FrankScott25712 $1070.48. BILLS, bruh.

@makoxxlip The NYC rock and roll lesbian I liked used to call me a breeder and then she became trans and moved to the midwest to have two kids. When I got pregnant I called her for parenting tips and we had a laugh

@stfnigg Nailed it

@jestom I like them both lol

@freddy_berman @kaiticatalyst @TinaFoughty @Brian_Sauve Lots of men want to stab with chef’s knives. Lots of men coerce women into sex and then into abortions because they don’t want to pay for kids. Books like that can aid in the coercion. They don’t have to but they can. That reminds me I need a knife sharpener, any recs?

@SeanDaBlack I was thinking a nice Trump duet but this works too

@orphanedsky All hands are temporary sadly