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@sailoreast
coldpizza
1 year
The way Marshanda in 2009 was mocked by the media for having mental issue and now suddenly we’re all Marshanda circa 2009
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
4 years
“Total belanja 1jt” “Ongkir 10k”
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
28 days
Creative studio?? Bro that’s kandang ayam 😭
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
1 year
Kalo lo bingung check out apa, probably because you don’t need to buy anything sih 😂
@queerisy
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1 year
masih bingung 7.7 mau checkout apa? sini aku kasih rekomendasi beberapa barang yang mana tau kamu butuh dan semuanya udah aku pakai sendiri yaa.. jadi ga asal cantumin link. ⋆˚ a thread ♡
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
2 years
Ngakak banget ada yang nanya orang yg beli corkcicle “emang kalian ga ada kulkas? 🥺” wkwk pantek
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
5 years
1 week into 2020: 1. Flood in Jkt 2. Fire in Australia 3. WW3 madness and now... Reynhard Sinaga Damn...2020 needs to chill 😭😭
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
2 years
They really said fuck the environment lmao 😂
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
5 years
Belakangan agak insecure kalau ngeliat beberapa orang di twitter yang ngepost tentang achievement mereka. Bukannya ga bersyukur sih, tapi kadang kayak ngerasa “am I missing something?” “Am I doing it right?” “Will I be okay in the future?”
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
1 year
Kata gue mending uangnya dipake buat benerin aplikasi m-passpor yang jelek banget itu deh
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Imigrasi Soekarno-Hatta ✈
1 year
Halo, perkenalkan anggota baru kami! :')
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coldpizza
2 years
@astrazenecunt Sekte ini bakal pake alat apapun dan cara apapun kecuali pola hidup sehat. Heran.
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
4 years
Orang Bandung pada lumpuh apa gimana sih? Kayaknya demen banget bilang “sini main ke bandung”
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
2 years
@SlKSAKUBUR Ciumbuleuit always gets me
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1 year
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
2 years
Not u being racist in a broad daylight. Damn.
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
2 years
Why being an adult randomly costs at least 150k a day?
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
2 years
I just know the Nuruls are so mad about this on this Tiktok comment section.
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elio
2 years
Pacarnya millen idaman bgt
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
5 years
Iblis getting ready to go out because Ramadhan is over:
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
6 years
Day 300 without sex:
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
2 years
@worksfess Harus balance. Kerjaan rumah dibagi 2 biar adil. Kalo suami apa2 mau dilayanin tapi gamau keluar uang lebih gatau diri namanya. Inilah kenapa harus hati-hati banget sebelum nikah, semuanya mesti diomongin, mesti tau luar dalam siapa yang bakal jadi suami/istri kalian.
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
1 year
Songong banget mentang-mentang tetenya gede
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
4 years
Why can’t I stop watching this?
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
1 year
@hellodenae @xelaorbit Guy in the center ATE so bad omg
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coldpizza
1 year
@2lonely41 Inget banget infotainment ngatain dia gila dan orang2 nyerang dia karena dia lepas hijab. Glad she’s thriving now.
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
5 years
I just wanna be this happy in life
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
2 years
The Royal family still won’t choose you. Stop the dick riding 💀 you’re embarrassing our ancestors bro 😭
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
28 days
@Adikaguna Di Bali wkwkw
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coldpizza
4 years
@FeryanFernanda “Kami ga bisa ngurusin rumah tangga orang” tapi mereka yang paling heboh kalo ada orang yang berhubungan sex secara konsensual
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
5 months
Yes I do the cooking yes I do the cleaning
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@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
5 months
show me a man you’d ACTUALLY cook & clean for😭
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2 years
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coldpizza
2 years
@PartaiSocmed Ga sembarang orang bisa beli Birkin min, even kalo mereka ada uangnya, harus di-offer sama Hermes. Jadi kalau dia bisa akses untuk beli, berarti dia udah punya buanyaaakkk barang2 dari Hermes.
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coldpizza
1 year
9juta/tahun 💀 oh the price bubble has burst? 🤣
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coldpizza
2 years
Gapunya abs
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
5 months
At this point kayaknya ini udah overconsumption aja ga sih? I mean, you guys bought corkcicle and then stanley and then this. Counterproductive from the purpose of tumblr itself (to reduce one time use) but whatever, that’s y’alls money anyway.
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coldpizza
4 years
@cat_uza @txtdrpemerintah Mau muslim atau non-muslim kalau dipkasa ya salah Maliiiiiiihhhh.... hijab itu dari diri masing2 hadehh
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coldpizza
1 year
Now you know how it feels to get ridiculed over something you’re excited about. Like you did to strangers on this platform, ma’am. 😅 Do you like how that feels? No?
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Uly Siregar
1 year
Everyone hates you on Twitter.
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
4 years
If you don’t care about the #OmnibusLaw issue, you’re privileged. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
5 years
Me after my 495th selfie realizing it’s not the camera, it’s just me being ugly
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coldpizza
1 year
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@slurxxx
THANKYOU INDIA
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kata kata hari ini
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
4 years
@aveudria Tapi ya dia bener sih, emang ga menggugah selera 🤣
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coldpizza
4 years
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
2 years
pray 🙏🏻 dirty house 🏚 educated 📚 hoe 🚂 employed 💰 broke ☹️ clean pussy 🤤 stank pussy🤢 loyal 💍 5 kids🤰 faithful 👼🏼 cheater 😈
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
2 years
@andikamalreza But they got money for being useless 😌 that makes me even more jealous
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
5 months
Met lebaran
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
16 days
@zavirza Wkwkwk gue sebenernya ga terlalu mempermasalahkan kalo lg sakit dan ga nyaman dibawa kerja ya gapapa. Tapi kalo boong…. Hmmm
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
5 months
They kinda ate that ngl
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
5 months
Boleh juga ni gym majapahit ada indoor swimming pool sama saunanya
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
28 days
Omgg a hit tweet! Pray for me so yt people bau ketek (the target market) don’t catch me y’all 😭
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
2 years
@AyaheDio @_tweetiees @daniellsinaga “…wah keliatannya enak ya makanannya” Ga harus nyicipin kali.
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
5 years
Mau ptomosiin produk kok ya captionnya diskriminatif 🤡 Y’all! Let’s cancel this store!
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6 years
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
1 year
To be fair, it’s also the society’s fault to force the gay men to marry women. Even if you say “oh you should stop seeing boys when you’re married, dawg” you can’t change what’s within. So, consequences A:
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Nakhon Ratchasima
1 year
miris sih kalau nemu yg kek gini, when he comes to u, make it clear that he’s single, if not, please do not give space for him. So, gak ada korban seperti cerita disini. For u who decides marry a girl, make sure that you never come back to ‘this’ world. Focus to ur fam. 🎦mbavir
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
6 years
“Sabang: Another point of view” short travel movie ✨ video and editing by me Music by Sabrina Claudio
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coldpizza
2 years
@rollersk8erboi The fact that he tried to invalidate their feelings and asked them to sympathize instead like their ancestors weren’t tortured for centuries… 🤡
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
2 years
Ga sia-sia lah bela-belain bangun pagi banget tiap hari sampe pegel2 seharian 😂
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coldpizza
3 years
@tubirfess Yaudah sih jen. Berarti apresiasinya makin bagus. Ribet deh.
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coldpizza
2 years
@JISOOSUKOHARJ0 Nah fr. Kasian sampe jualan pengki di IG 😭
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coldpizza
3 years
@IbnuTasrip I don’t get why people are mad about this. Just say you don’t have a fun family like this and go.
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coldpizza
5 months
He doesn’t know the lyrics skdjsjsjsjk 😭
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Tomi 🏹
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crying
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coldpizza
10 months
Mobil siapa nih? HAHAHA
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coldpizza
6 years
@raynordacara @rafpabustan Me lmaoo... ain’t nobody got time for that lol
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coldpizza
16 days
@tigerbukantiger Asli, dia pikir gue bukan gen z chronically online kali ya. Messing with the wrong person💀😂
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coldpizza
4 years
@Simply_lay_ @xtaquilah You’re like...everywhere lmao
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coldpizza
1 year
Masih puasa?
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coldpizza
1 year
Let’s be real, who tf use astra pay or i.saku in real life? 💀
@mrtjakarta
MRT Jakarta
1 year
Metode pembayaran dan pembelian tiket yang berlaku di MRT Jakarta mulai 1 Juli 2023 #UbahJakarta
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coldpizza
5 years
Ya walaupun gw sadar sih, kalo ngebandingin itu jangan ke orang lain, tapi ke diri kita yang kemaren. (Am I better than yesterday?) Tapi buat ngeliat ke samping kanan kiri itu kadang inevitable.
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coldpizza
2 years
😚😚
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coldpizza
6 months
Stfu Konde, “The Nuruls” was at first used to call the homophobic girls out who apparently also love appropriating queer culture and secretly loves BL drama. And now suddenly we’re misogynist now?? The villain? Bruh
@konde_co
konde.co
6 months
Nama Saya Nurul, Penggunaan Nama The Nuruls pada Semua Nurul Itu Misoginis
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coldpizza
6 months
Like, why would you wanna buy that ugly ass slingbag for 1.6mio in the first place tho? At this point, It’s really not a scam, y’all just have very bad taste, I’m sorry.
@cheeerupbby
AKU APALAH AKU
6 months
NYESEK❗️ ini adalah salah satu pembeli yang speak up. kok bisa ya mau beli tasnya di harga segitu, be smart buyer guys. detail nya aku spill di bawah
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coldpizza
4 years
Ya abis lo ngechatnya pake powerbank...
@rajaampattsh
hadeh.
4 years
Coba tag orang nya kalo berani...
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coldpizza
2 years
🤪
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coldpizza
1 year
@sangjuwita This is not rumah sederhana bro 😭 shit probably costs you 50 miliar rupiah at least
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coldpizza
2 years
Tgif
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coldpizza
6 years
How anxiety hit me whenever I feel cute
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coldpizza
5 years
@VICE_ID Tanggung jawab besar dan kecemasan konstan terhadap masa depan
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coldpizza
22 days
Same energy 😂
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coldpizza
4 years
@takdos Risking y’all life to twerk like that? lol
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coldpizza
1 year
@c0wboybeepboop It’s this week actually
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coldpizza
2 years
@Cocolla_ Ya bener sih, kalo beli PS5 aja masih mesti ngumpulin duit dulu berarti belum kuat buat ngebiayain keluarga 😂
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coldpizza
2 years
Tadi pagi waktu jalan mau ke gym gue nemu airpods di sekitar Jalan Setiabudi Timur 2, Jakarta Selatan. Tolong bantu RT ya siapa tau orangnya liat postingan ini. If you feel like you lost your airpods, kindly DM me. Thanks
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coldpizza
5 years
@EarlsxLips @mhmmd_fdl Ok but this is what my cat also does 😂 he got 2 friends over almost everyday 😂😂
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coldpizza
6 years
@41Strange Fixed it
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coldpizza
3 years
Hi
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coldpizza
2 years
Maybe if some of you stopped treating dating app like a “d*ck vending machine” and actually talk like a proper human being, you’d actually be less lonely. 🤷🏻‍♂️
@bulkpricing
Moose
3 years
What opinion about the gay community gets you this reaction?
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coldpizza
9 months
Gue pake bumble cuma dapat hikmah dan pembelajaran hidup
@rzakumar
Rza Kumar
9 months
Bumble 😍
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coldpizza
4 months
☀️☀️
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coldpizza
4 months
Slow Sunday
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
5 years
Yaaah again, mungkin gw nya aja yang udah mulai memasuki fase quarter life crisis kalia ya. Entahlah. Let’s just hope everything will be just fine🤞🏻
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coldpizza
1 year
Ijbol
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
5 months
In Jakarta, they say you're always looking for a job, a boyfriend or an apartment.
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@sailoreast
coldpizza
1 year
🤭🤭🤭 not too much
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Gays will make selfie threads for anything..post yourself at 19, post your full lips..what’s next? Quote with a pic of your big muscular backs?
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coldpizza
7 months
Ouuuu he really came up here and post this real quick to shut that ugly sinister fa🐐up
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coldpizza
1 year
Gym outfit this morning
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