SailedAlpaca🚦
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Hello!! Secret life update account || i like #lifeseries , #empires , #hermitcraft
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"would you love me if i was a worm?"
but make it would you still love me when secret life is over and i will no longer be a secret life updates account :(
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Hearts:
Etho💚30
Scar 💚23
Cleo💚22.5
Pearl💚15.5
Impulse💚11.5
Tango💚10.5
Scott💚0.5
Bdubs💛30
Skizz💛30
Bigb💛30
Gem💛28.5
Grian💛28
Joel 💛20.5
Martyn♥️30
Jimmy❌
Lizzie❌
Mumbo❌
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Tasks:
Pearl: You are an imposter, you must approach any or multiple reds and secretly tell them this task. They can give you any tasks to damage a green player. If you successfully damage 3 green names from their instructions, you pass. A yellow can call you out
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Grian💛30
Pearl💛25.5
Scott💛22.5
Etho💛19
Impulse💛17
Cleo💛12.5
Scar 💛10
Joel ♥️35
Bdubs♥️34
Martyn♥️34.5
Tango♥️30
Skizz♥️27.5
Gem♥️26.5
Bigb♥️24
Jimmy❌
Lizzie❌
Mumbo❌
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Cleo: Everyone else knows what your task is, figure it out and do it. They can't tell you what it is but they can say warmer or colder when you attempt something. Yellows can't call you out as everyone knows your task. You can't ask, you have to attempt doing it
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Skizz: You are now the therapist of the server. For the rest of the session, you must guide and give other players advice in a professional manner. The advice does not have to be good advice. You must help players to acknowledge any negative feelings. You can not+
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Other:
As Tango couldn't attend this week's session, Rendog played for him
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Mumbo: You are Grian's terrible butler. You must do anything they say, but always get some aspect of it wrong. You can tell them you're their butler but nothing else
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Scott: There is an assassination hit out on you from a non red. If they do at least 10 hearts of dmg to you or you die, you fail. You have one shot to guess who it is to make them fail even if they already dealt the dmg
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Grian: You declared yourself incorrectly successful last session, you must re-roll for hard as punishment
Etho: You ended up with Pearl's book at the end of last session, you must re-roll for hard as punishment
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Died this episode:
Lizzie
Grian
Skizz
Bdubs
Mumbo
Mumbo
Jimmy
Bigb
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Tango: You have an imaginary friend who is exactly like Tango. Talk to Tango as if they follow you around the whole session and are part of conversations. You must interact with other players during this time
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Joel: You're Smajor's assassin. You must deal a minimum of 10 hearts of dmg to them to succeed. You can use other players or any means you please. But if you are called out by them, you fail, even if you already dealt the dmg. They have one guess
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(Continuation of Skizz)
directly solve their problems, you are only there for emotional support. You can pass early if you give therapeutic advice to every player at least once. Yellows can call you out and you can only help someone if they appear down or frustrated
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Hearts:
Grian💚20
Joel 💛8
Martyn💛30
Scar 💚26.5
Etho💚20.5
Mumbo💚8.5
Tango💚26.5
Gem💛29.5
Lizzie💛25.5
Pearl💚27
Bdubs💚30
Jimmy💛28.5
Skizz💚10
Bigb💚20.5
Scott💚27.5
Impulse💚22.5
Cleo💚27
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Gem: Nothing you say can be true for 30 minutes. If you tell the truth you must start again
Bigb: Every time someone takes dmg, tell them much too late how it could have been avoided. If you see them about to take dmg, you must warn them much too late also
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Game of chicken:
Game of chicken:
(Impulse, Bdubs and Scar) You are in a game of chicken. You pass if you win more than 3 chicken competitions. Anyone can declare a round of chicken as long as it's something that will cause dmg
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Cleo's real task:
"Stand in a circle of different kinds of flowers and spin" You can't tell her what it is, but you can say warmer and colder as she tries to figure it out. You can tell her when she's done. The rest of the server knows her task. She has to figure it out
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Hearts:
Gem♥️57.5
Pearl♥️50
Scar ♥️40
Scott♥️30
Impulse♥️30
Cleo♥️30
Joel ♥️30
Skizz♥️24
Grian♥️23
Bigb♥️20
Etho♥️?
Bdubs♥️18.5
Martyn♥️16.5
Tango♥️2.5
Jimmy❌
Lizzie❌
Mumbo❌
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Hard tasks:
Grian: Etho is going to get a Warden to the surface, you must get a Wither. Make them do battle. You can work together to make this battle happen. The fight must take place in a central location
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Red tasks:
Martyn 1: Hit a green name with a sword until they block you with a shield. If you k!ll them you also succeed
Martyn 2: Strike a deal with a non red to cause at least 3 hearts of dmg to another non red. You succeed when they've dealt the dmg
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Etho: Grian is going to get a Wither, you must get a Warden. Make them do battle. You can work together to make this battle happen. The fight must take place in a central location
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Jimmy 1: Replace the water under the pink diving board with blue glass. You must not be caught. You succeed if they take dmg from diving off. You fail if they find it or refuse to dive
Mumbo: Cause any amount of dmg to a non red using an anvil
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Guys preparing the general info is taking a little long as now there a too many reds and reds has more than one tasks. im sorry if it's taking too long :((
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Feel free to correct me if i am wrong or add anything you feel like missing🥰
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Lizzie 1: Use redstone to damage a non red. You can not hit them with the item, it must be a machine or trap of some kind
Lizzie 2: Summon a mob using an egg to deal any dame to any green
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Hello! i think everyone already knows the general info about the final session. I was either way gonna do it. However im not feeling great today so i may do it late or not do it at all
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guys i wanna see grian doing pottery so much!!! and they are talki about a tree that he made 😭 i wanna see it too
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//Secretlife spoilers
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"I won't yellow a lava name"
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Pearl: You must actively break the fourth wall during conversations. You must turn to the camera and provide your inner monologue to the audience and return to the conversation without missing a beat. You can mute to break the fourth wall. +
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Tasks:
Cleo: Skizz and Etho are the angel and devil on your shoulder. You must pretend that you don't know when they tell you their tasks. You must alternate between taking the angel and the devil's influence on decisions without them getting sus
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Other:
All of the server was affected by the curse except for Cleo, Scott and Grian (and Martyn as he was red). As after they got affected, their new task was the same as Gem and not their original task
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Tasks/Secrets:
Pearl: request an item 5 times in one conversation but never pick it up. You must not be called out of it.
Skizz: someone else on the server had the same task as you. Find out who it is. You must still keep this a secret. Do not re-roll.
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(Continuation of Pearl's task)
You pass if no one has called you out by break time. You must actively participate in conversations
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Tango: you have an imaginary friend now. Talk to them as they follow you round the whole session and are part of conversations. You must interact with other players during this time.
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Failed:
Grian
Joel
Skizz
Lizzie
Bigb
Etho
Impulse
Tango
Mumbo
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Cleo: film a nature documentary on the server about 2 people who aren't you for at least 5 minutes. If anyone notices you or interrupt the film you must stop and find someone else.
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Gem: You are infected with the Boogeyman curse. You must kill a non red to infect them. Once you have infected them, show them this boom. Their task (if they have one) is replaced with this. Yellows can nit call out this task, you can not re-roll for hard.+
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Skizz: You are Cleo's angel, you have to convince them to do good and not listen to the devil on their shoulder. Cleo has to choose one to act on. You can tell them about this task but no one else. You pass if you have convinced them to take your advice more than the devil's
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i actually can't believe season 9 is over wdym 😭😭😭 it's feels too soon
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Hard tasks:
Joel: (hard task) do a 100 block water buckets clutch in front of the whole server
Gem: (hard task) open the end portal
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Tasks:
Pearl/Impulse: During this session, you must leave conversations in a creative way. You pass when you have successfully left 8 different conversations in a different manner. You can leave conversations as normal, but it will not count towards your final goal
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Scar: Become the villain of the server. Grief. Steal. Seek server wide domination. You pass if you are actively disliked by the majority of the other players
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Gem: you declared yourself incorrectly successful last session, you must re-roll for hard as punishment.
Martyn: someone else on the server had the same task as you. Find out who it is. You must still keep this a secret. Do not re-roll.
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Died this episode:
Cleo
Scott
Bigb
Skizz
Joel
Bdubs
Impulse
Tango
Scar
Etho
Skizz
Tango
Gem
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Joel: Whenever you talk to another player you must be at least one block higher than them, even if you place the block yourself. You fail is you speak to someone while on the same level or lower. You pass if you successfully do this all session
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Etho: convince someone that you have the same task as them
Jimmy: re-bind your W key to A, S to W, D to S, and A to D for 30 minutes of the session. If someone points out your weird movements, restart the timer. You must interact with other players during this time
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Lizzie: (yes man) you can't deny any request or question from another player. You must say yes
Joel: (deja vu) listen into another player's conversation then try to have the same conversation with either of them later and get them to claim deja vu
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(Continuation of Gem's)
curse by hitting fail early
Tango: At the start of the session announce in chat that you are a Genie and can grant 3 wishes. Only one wish per player. You succ. if you grant 3, but you must get some part of the wish wrong (how much wrong is up to you)
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//secret life spoilers
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN 3 PEOPLE IS ALREADY OUT OF THE SERIES
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Hello!! Please help me 🙃🙃 can you guys tell me who failed their task??
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Bdubs: use the words "bet" "poggers" "dab" "yeet" "drip" "slay" "rizz" "shees" in the correct context over various conversations. If someone questions or repeats the words back to you, that while conversation does not count
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Other:
Per session yellow get the chance to guess other player's tasks (once) and if the guess is successful they can make people fail their tasks
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Impulse: Pretend to be the "Boogeyman". Fake swing at people, place lava behind them with no intention of doing dmg, etc. If at least 3 people accuse you of being the boogeyman, you pass
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(Continuation of Gem's)
You succeed when all non reds have the curse during the session. All infected players can work together. Anyone infected can kill a non red, but the most recently infected player must be involved. If you turn red, you can choose to be free from the+
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Grian: for every damage Smallishbeans takes, you must take the same. You can let them in on this secret but no one else. If either of you die in this episode you fail
Mumbo: prevent Scar from loosing more than 3 hearts this session
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