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billy simpleton

@safecr4cker

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your grandma's best friend and ned flanders imitator

normal world, british columbia

Joined October 2015

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billy simpleton

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Snatched marges wig

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I'm tweeting a lot this week because I'm trying not to think about how late my period is

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RT @groby5000000: Kill yourself if you feel like it

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RT @hachiyahachi1: 最近お腹が出てきました

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@stepxiaobaby I just felt like begging would help

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Shaving my jungle bush into a heart shape this evening

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Put yo areola on the phone I wanna chat

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I hate talking to men in sunglasses I know they're looking down my shirt

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Free for this anytime

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Ear nibbling asmr on the speakers all day tomorrow

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RT @user0000O0: we are abusing substances for valentine’s day

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Weighted blanket feels like sleeping in a panini press

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@snail_puppy WAOW

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@uruxuu Make that monkey work girl

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treat yourself Well Wensday

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Overplucking my eyebrows and realizing how beautiful my eyes are

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RT @amor_fatti: The intimacy of adapting each others vocabularies, tones and typing.

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Yeah they bounce when I walk

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RT @notbelovd: four nations farming off

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