i am the far right's worst nightmare. a non binary bipolar lesbian immigrant left wing vegan with autism and a pink mullet. i'm the final boss. the snowflakeinator 5000
not the The 1975 being nominated for the British LGBT awards 2021 for being allies? nothing screams ally more than being ok with stealing an award literally intended for lgbt+ people, right?
you wanna be an ally? say you won't participate as it's not an award meant for you.
hello to all my UK vegans if u pick up the Tesco magazine it contains coupons for vegan things like free from pesto, dairy free innocent milk, Kirsty's frozen Malaysian butternut squash curry, and the perfect with Dairy Free PG Tips
anyways I've muted this bc straight people r unable to take a joke godspeed drink ur water eat ur spinach, support sex workers n don't be homophobic x x x
y'all ever get your tweet stolen by burger king because I just did????? run me my free vegan burgers or delete this. my dms are open, the ball is in your court burger king 🥒
whenever I watch pre and post rhinoplasty videos I am horrified by how people go from looking like greek gods and emperors to looking like they have a basic Tiktok filter on but in my head I'm like yeah but -I personally- would look better post rhinoplasty
1) Confusing "mental health support" with toxic positivity
2) He is not qualified to give psychiatric advice
3) Children/teens wanting to access it have to access onlyfans, a known adult platform?
4) Onlyfans already treats sex workers like shit, don't try to steal the platform
one thing about me is if I'm not being kissed I am actively wasting away. 30 seconds since my last kiss? too long, awful. 24 hours since my last kiss? my flesh is decaying. a week with no smooch? I am 6 foot under my friends are reading eulogies
"ladies and gentlemen":
-outdated
-makes u sound like u wear a monacle
-are u five thousand years old?
"what up party people":
-gender neutral
-lit as fuck
-will get you in to every party
they're praising eureka for not having pads in the challenge literally 20 seconds after slamming the vixen for not having pads..........and praising eureka for not wearing a fucking wig but slamming monet for wearing short wigs.........this is QWHITE interesting...........
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
"The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement
hi, Ariana Grande and Jim Carrey. depression is not a "deep rest". it's an exhausting mental illness that makes basic human life feel impossible. depression is a killer of many. it is not a deep rest. your body does not "need it". it's an illness. it is debilitating. thank u.
my brain:
serotonin: Hey! I’m so glad you reached out. I’m actually at capacity dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don’t think i can hold appropriate space for you. Could we connect [later date or time] instead / Do you have someone else you could reach out to?
@Mr_Emmcap__
I got my period on Christmas day. the cramps meant I was curled up on the sofa for hours. then in my sleep my menstrual cup dislodged itself and I bled down my legs as I went to fix it. it was messy. dont get me started on the blood clots.
white girls Rly do be out here buying Frida Kahlo shit despite the fact she was such a strong communist n would b rolling over in her grave knowing ur spending £30 on an ugly shirt with a bad illustration of her on it
how is anyone looking at AOC's dress thinking it's helping anything. her eating finger foods mingling with the rich people her dress is referring to. like what, they're gonna approach her and be like "so true queen"? the call is coming from inside the house.
Moi is officially one step closer to royalty! It was an unbelievable honor to attend the
#CoronationConcert
for King Charles III with
@KermittheFrog
. Call moi about that Dame convo we were having,
@hughbon
!
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
tw assault
can we please not exclude non binary and trans people from this conversation? almost every tweet has mentioned women but as a non binary afab person I can confirm women are not the only ones being assaulted