Slaiya🥷🏾
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📸ᴄᴏᴄᴏᴀsɪᴍᴏɴᴇ.ᴄᴏ | 𝐼 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝐼 ✨𝐹𝑅𝐸𝐴𝐾✨ 𝑖𝑡
TEXAS MOTHAFUCKA
Joined January 2020
I can't believe I launched only last year . I've only been baking for ONE year ??? wtf. may I flex ?
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Jada : & it's crazy because these aren't even his kids.
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and where they gon put it Sierra ????.
Hear me out. Everybody is complaining about bills now a days, but Amazon has a mini house for 12k and if you do a payment plan it’s $474 a month 🤷🏾♀️ just saying
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I just want y'all to know it's a special saline they do this with . you will die if you do this with regular degular water . .
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last time my husband cooked, it was CAJUN chicken with CAJUN potatoes and CAJUN green beans . I definitely told him to stay tf outta my kitchen after that🫶🏾.
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y'all so disrespectful to latto . .
They both drop a diss track towards each other this very second. lyrically who’s clearing who?
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y'all know how men talk themselves out of pussy ? i feel like women do that with serious relationships because if you let her talk long enough , she gon say some shit that'll make NOBODY wanna deal w/ her & take her serious . .
A lot of y’all niggas are just meant to be a “fun nigga” that’s it. Meaning I can have a blast with you but you not boyfriend material like we can’t be in a relationship but we can link, take trips etc. until I find my man to settle down with lol.
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I want chitlins to be banned from the United States.
Everybody bout on be on them Chitlin Egg Rolls in a couple weeks
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omg guys this was a joke 🫠 y'all cannot be sears rn lmaooooo "omg them not his kids??!?" pls be fr
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@aprettyPR i'm really tired of women getting away with being pedophiles . they do this because there's not enough shame . .
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why y'all mad at Pardi for telling his side ?? Megan did all that talkin , let the man speak !.
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@Mochievous I really just sat up here and watched this old man go to his dentist appointment 😭😭😭. that "okay bye everybody" after every cut is so adorable 😭😭😭. and then he was like . "this is my dentist Leon . Say Hi Leon". Leon : . "okay anyways . ". 🤣🤣🤣.
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women are gonna think men want them for their degrees no matter HOW MANY fucking times they tell us THEY DO NOT CARE about that shit.
Men out here cheating on women with Bachelor and Master’s degrees with girls who can’t even find their birth certificates coz honestly men lie about their preferences Sis 😂.
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@shes_rADIAnt my baby cousin always asked for stuff like bandaids, tape , a stethoscope when she was little . This year , she just got accepted into Med school & working on her Masters🥹👏🏾👏🏾.
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I want y'all to stay out this womans pussy so bad omg.
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@mmiicckkeeyyy1 8am is college was SO hard , basically impossible to do .8am in high school was easy af like we was all on the finest crack .and 8am at work is like ok let’s get this shit over with so I can go out w/ my friends later.
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I mean no harm but I hate the way black people name businesses 😂😂. “this shit fye as hell” bar & grill like pls 😭 I can’t.
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idk why women actin like they wouldn't be equally pissed/embarrassed if their man had them around women who swallowed his meat before . this what I mean by y'all are delusional . this why i said "let's be REALISTIC for damn second"! cuz y'all not realistic AT ALL.
If a man gotta be around folks u slept with before, u better tell him. Idk why ladies think he not gone find out. Niggas love to subtly mention they slept with yo girl.
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@theeOnlyJai yes girl my whole family from Louisiana .but HIS food tastes like i licked the top of the seasoning sprinkler thingy.
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having kids at any age is tiring as fuck and I need y'all to understand this . .
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@ThereGoesTonio "it's a shortage on the milk , and them diapers be expensive" HELLOOO ?! POINTS ARE BEING MADE LMAOOO.
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I THINK we should be eating more brown butter snickerdoodalabops
Do yall think its irresponsible to have a baby even after the man said he wants nothing to do with the child?.
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Meg : *cheats on Pardi*. Pardi : you cheated on me 😕. Y'all : but what about that tweet from 2014 😠😠.
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@heyoitsnave I said “don’t cash a write you can’t check” in the middle of an argument and he walked out the room , busted out laughing at my stupid ass . I was tryna speak his language 🥴🤣.
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@DailyLoud "how do y'all know that ? did he tell y'all th--" 😭. yes he literally told them that 🥴 he told the 911 dispatcher "i'm not leaving my wife"🥺.
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@nisola_ak I was really tryna connect rod wave to this but I don't even listen to that nigga lmaoooo I know what tweet you mean tho 🤣 The one ari was on.
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@dom_perignon7 I honestly didn't think everyone would take this so literally and seriously lmaooo it already left my audience 🥴😭😭.
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all northerners say this while eating clam chowder and ham n cheese sandwiches talm bout "good eats" . nigga no .
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now THIS is what little girls should be learning . NOT full brazilian waxes on grown ass people (or anyone).
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in fact , he's the reason why I hate that damn cajun seasoning lmaooo loved the effort but no❤️.
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ok ok y'all did not have to bully me😂. here's the rest lol the WHOLE clique tough
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y'all love to say "wE wAS sANGin TRinA wHeN wE wAS kiDS" . Nigga so what ??!! and some of us wasn't ! Either way , that don't mean I wanna see TODDLERS poppin and rappin Sexyy Red ever in life .
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actually I take that back because he cooked for mother's day and I still dream about that food . he made me salmon AND LOBSTAHS and it was sooooo good I actually cried fr 😭😭.
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@itscloudnai my stepsister is the queen of this shit🙄 and my ass be sitting listening like this everytime
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y'all said y'all wanted bitches to rap about motherhood, well HERE YA GO LMAOOO "Only thing that's broke is fuckin waterrr" lmaooo "just had a fuckin baby but I hate his father" sksjsksjsksks.
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@BtcNicki4life this only proved my point of her being more popular . we talm bout bars not numbers.
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@thighcandy since this is allowed , i’d like to be a fried chicken influencer . it’s my favorite .
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so she mad homie wore an Aeropostale shirt but she in a sports bra and biker shorts talm bout “issa vibe” lmaoooo girl HELL NO.
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@SipGrip @BELLEionaire @amberknowsbest_ my mom did that ghetto ass shit . it took everything I had not to report her to the authorities 😒.
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@UWreThtYestrdy right . we get it , Ice Spice is "more popular" but Latto would rap circles around that ditsy ass girl and I like Spice but come tf on lol.
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like I get it . I BEEN clocked the b*rbs tryna groom Isis into the new N!cki but it's not happening .
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@KameronBennett did she say “I heard that through word of ear” ???? lmaoooo you mean word of MOUTH ??! omg🤦🏽♀️😭.
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@ugsnsteppa “you is getting NOOOOOoooOoOoOOo insurance money . look at em . dis is awl CAP” lmaooooo.
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@Southside_Gunn @luvvinOnAngel you can still workout without it being so "hard" or strenuous.
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if Young Ma really pregnant i’m calling her Young Ma’am from now on.
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@mattexbardi this look is so much cuter when she’s just standing there …she look crazy as hell trying to walk in it.
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@DomoDaDonn aside from the racism , the food screams white people lol y’all shouldn’t be eating there to begin with.
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@_ParadiseParis1 I didn't know Sunday service was starting this early preacha let me grab a seat
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@Southside_Gunn she was definitely the missing piece because I actually stopped to watch this and I watched the whole thing 😂
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@smoke_nd_pearlz the label says "444 servings" and when they called her out she said "I just wanted to have angel numbers"🥴🤣🤣😭😭.
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