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I think I'm funny sometimes• If you don't want to hear about hockey you're in for a bad time 💙🧡• Views are my own & likely sarcastic
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The “kids hate masks so it’s mean to make them wear them” club seems to forget that kids also often don’t like coats, pants, helmets, seatbelts/car seats, and bedtime but good parents still make their kids use/wear/do it anyways to keep their kids healthy and safe.
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If you listen carefully you can hear dads all around Edmonton saying how good this rain will be for their lawn
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There may be no hockey right now but at least we have crop tops 💚☀️
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Coming soon to Sportsnet
Round 2: Why the Leafs aren't still in. You guys are sad, right?
Round 3: Why the Leafs should still be in & how they can get here next year.
Stanley Cup final: Someone won & it wasn't the Leafs. Here's why we think they will get the cup next year.
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Eggs are a very good source of inexpensive, high-quality protein.
Mini eggs are a good source of happiness.
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I don’t think I’d want to eat at a restaurant that considers following health restrictions “tyranny”.
I mean what else do they consider tyranny? Hand washing? Cleaning? Proper food storage? Pest control? Cooking temperature? Washing dishes with clean soapy water not mop water?
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After many years of being an
@EdmontonOilers
fan I finally have my own jersey! Spoiled! Merry Christmas! 🎄💙🧡
#ReverseRetro
#Oilers
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My fiancé’s 2nd rec league hockey team folded because most of them (besides my fiancé and a couple others) aren’t vaccinated and are refusing to get vaccinated…probably refusing because it hasn’t been tested on pylons yet
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Happy New Year from the couch where we watch old episodes of Law & Order and eat takeout 🥳🎆
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Staying out of the smoke as much as possible today 😷. Rain can’t come soon enough
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Roaring 20’s party. I hope they meant the 1920’s or this is going to be embarrassing
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If anyone was planning to use the My Health Records app or the website for proof of vaccination for travel: don’t. The website and the app don’t work outside of Canada unless you use a Canadian VPN. Have your records printed despite what public health and 811 tells you to do.
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Oilers victory and a concert of a Canadian Icon? This Saturday is the best 💙🧡
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I regret all the times I said I was bored while waiting at the airport to go someplace fun
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For me posting selfies is an expression of self-confidence and joy. Posting them on here landed me my fiancé 🥰. Let’s let people do what makes them happy and focus on our own happiness and motivations without concerning ourselves with the posting behaviour of others. ✌️
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At hockey tournaments, evening wear at the hotel must include slippers that your kid tells you are embarrassing.
#hockeymom
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For when you want to experience losing without having to buy a Roll Up the Rim coffee 😣
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I’ve crossed the boundary of messy bun into sloppy bun because I’m terrible at styling my hair...also tired and need all the coffee. Happy Friday ✌️
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When you greatly misinterpret "banging the glass"
NHL: “we want to expand our fan-base and make the sport more appealing to new fans”
Also NHL:
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My mom tries to stop me from buying a hot dog every time we go to Costco together. She treats it like an intervention.
"Please don't. You're better than this."
"I'm really not."
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🔷🔸Let’s Go Oilers!! 🔸🔷 Puck drop @ 6! Oilers Community Foundation 50/50 pot is already over $1.6M (but you have to be in Alberta to buy). Get your tickets:
#ad
#LetsGoOilers
#Oilers
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Had a video meeting with my Flames fan boss today 😂. Although it’s not a BoA opener I’m still stoked for the start of the season 🧡💙
#Oilers
#LetsGoOilers
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In the NHL, losing to the Calgary Flames is considered especially heinous. In the City of Edmonton, the dedicated hockey players who battle for us in Game 2 tonight are members of an elite squad known as the Edmonton Oilers. These are their stories.
#LetsGoOilers
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I think someone is probably very unhappy about Sohi announcing his run this morning. Just my 5 cents. 😏
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My kid rated this outfit a solid 3/10 because no one is more annoyed than him when I wear a crop top 😂
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Looking forward to passive aggressively inviting anti-vaxxers to Oilers games.
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Went to a Britney-themed bachelorette party and my costume can best be described as “Materials purchased from Amazon and pulled together by someone unskilled at anything DIY” 🐍 but it was so much fun!! 💕
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The bad news: the last Canadian team has been eliminated.
The good news: that team is Toronto.
#StanleyCupPlayoffs
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Got my child size Oilers jersey on for the game! 😂 Just over an hour before Game 3 puck drop in Edmonton! If you’re in Alberta don’t forget to buy your 50/50 tickets:
#ad
#LetsGoOilers
#OilersMega5050
#StanleyCup
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Words of advice if you're thinking of bad-mouthing your kid's hockey coach:
Don't.
Stop it.
Don't.
Seriously.
Stop.
What is wrong with you?
Knock it off.
Zip it.
Stop it.
Keep it to yourself.
Pretend you're in a Quiet Place.
Sign up next season to help.
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If you draw a swastika on the Canadian flag or anywhere else:
You’re not a patriot.
You’re not a “freedom fighter”.
You’re trash.
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I'm on day 4 of no junk food and I feel fantastic. I have so much energy and I don't even miss it. I'm so happy with this decision.
Just kidding. Everyone must die.
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🔷🔸Let’s Go Oilers!🔸🔷 Got some caffeine before the game! Let’s hope for a big win tonight! FYI the Oilers Mega 50/50 jackpot is almost at $2.5M (gotta be in AB to buy though). Get tix here:
#ad
#LetsGoOilers
#OilersMega5050
#Oilers
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From a couple months ago - I’m basically ready for my green jacket. May consider different shoes though 😂
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Manitoba’s vaccine card isn’t just better than our vaccine PDFs, it’s even better than our Alberta health care cards. 🤦♀️
These are the vaccine cards Manitobans have had for months. Wallet-sized. Hard plastic. Hard to fake. QR code on the back.
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So nice of the Oilers to throw me a Kevin Lowe themed birthday party last night! 💙🧡 Happy birthday to me today!
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End of an era. Started as a student in Fall of 2007 and leaving today after over 7 years as an employee. Thanks
@RedDeerCollege
✌️
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Plan for the upcoming week: less sad feelings and more smiling. Here's to positivity and good things to come ✌️
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"You look so happy! Did you meet someone?"
Nope, just thinking about tacos for lunch 🌮
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@BrandonPrust8
If someone said to your mother that they hope she is “forced into the sex trade so she can finally get laid”, would you assume their intent wasn’t to offend or would you rightfully be horrified? That’s not a “bad joke”.
Rape isn’t a joke and rape isn’t “getting laid”.
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Hockey twitter is full of people losing their minds saying awful things about the performance of players, coaches, officials, and broadcasters...
...then the next day they go into work and half-ass their own jobs.
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I'd like to thank the two hamsters at Petland that peed while my kid was trying to play with them because now my kid no longer wants a hamster 🙌
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Watching the Covid cases rise is giving me angry flashbacks to group projects in university where I did my part and the rest of my team shit the bed
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Ordered online. It’s supposed to be a dress. 😂 I don’t think so, Tim.
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One of the worst things this pandemic has done is show how ignorant and selfish so many people are. It’s like we shone a black light around a hotel room and there’s no unseeing it. 🙈
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Contrary to what some may tell you, I was ready to go out first
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Day 3 of working from home. I have been provided an assistant. His name is Bart. He's sitting on my lap because he hasn't watched the workplace harrassment video yet.
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Come on, Barbie, let’s go party 🩷
Barbie movie was so good!!!
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