seeing some ppl bemoaning arlecchino's kit apparently not having good synergy w/ furina and tbh I think that's so funny
you heard of lore accurate kit synergy, now get ready for lore accurate kit anti-synergy, furina does not want to be around that woman
4.2 revealed that Furina's overdramatic personality was literally just a character she was playing bc that's the kind of god the people of Fontaine responded well to and dumbfucks are STILL out here infantilizing her and saying she's childish omg
"straight ships are only good when the girl pegs the guy"
no thanks i want the female characters in my m/f ships to be served+pleased by their partners without them lifting a finger themselves
I still find it so funny how Neuvillette never doubted Furina being the Archon despite never once in 500 years seeing her display an iota of control over the element she was supposedly governing w/ his stolen Authority 😭
@eggnantfurina
QRTed with a mocking joke that got more engagement than the original art and didn't even have the decency to give it a normal RT before or after 😬
made a vent post about the bullshit father-daughter hc for neuvillette + furina over on tumblr and someone reblogged it with "posts that would get you massacred on hoyolab" in the tags djhsdgjds
Oomfie made a tweet about Capitano in a too-small motorcycle sidecar and it's been spooking around in my head since then so I drew it
#mavuika
#capitano
#GenshinImpact
this might come as a shock to some people but you can, in fact, acknowledge a character has a deep connection with another character even if you do not ship them together romantically and prefer a different ship (or even no ship at all)
Micah and Castaspella's parents when having a boy: *give him a mostly normal name*
Micah and Castaspella's parents when having a girl: you know what, i just had the wildest fucking idea for a name
Also there is a quote from one of the BotW character designers saying that she specifically designed the dragons to have mammalian bodies+faces, specifically comparing them to dogs and goats
Furina being MIA for the first time since 4.0 (allegedly no appearances in quests/events) and Baizhu rerunning instead of her in the patch that Arl3cchino is releasing in makes me laugh so hard
Furina doing everything in her power to stay as far away as possible 😭
Ororon: Shadow of the Night-Wind
Shrouded Bat of Mictlan
#GenshinImpact
#Ororon
One scorchingly hot afternoon, a young man closed his front door behind him, then turned to say goodbye to the seedlings in his yard.
"Good afternoon, just heading out for a bit. Hope you guys grow a
can ppl stop fucking calling her Wriothesley's "daughter" now, she was probably already working as Meropide's nurse when Wrio's father was still in his grandpa's nutsack
#Sigewinne
: Wondrous Dragonheir
Melusine Head Nurse
#GenshinImpact
The infirmary is the warmest place in the Fortress of Meropide, where the sun fails to shine.
Rumor has it that the head nurse, who manages said infirmary, is also its founder. The Fortress has changed hands in
ppl bastardizing the Found Family trope by forcing unrelated characters into nuclear family roles in order to use that as ammunition in ship wars will never not be annoying
idk if you wanted to present an age gap between immortals as hashtag problematic maybe check that the same age gap doesn't also apply to The most popular and hinted f/f ship in the same game
1) dude just has to mention Furina every time he gets to open his mouth lol
2) him not knowing the actual date of his birth and instead choosing based on which season he likes is so funny but it also makes me wonder HOW he was born??
During her story quest an NPC literally says the way she broke up a fight between two other NPCs reminded her of their leader who acted as a mentor/big sister to them
I love that Neuvillette canonically is a gentleman (thank you Furina for educating him properly) AND has had not one but TWO confession love letters addressed to him.
I bet the Steambird had to ban him as an option from every "Top 10 most desired Bachlors of Fontaine" list...
idk about u but i personally love Neuvi being a little stupid. I love that he gets scammed, I love that he's a little social inept + awkward, I love that he's physically unable to see Sigewinne as the menace she is
I rly don't know why the EN translation went with "several thousand years" for Neuvillette's age when he literally cannot be older than 2 thousands bc Orobashi's experiments on the Vishaps forcing him to be born in human form only happened AFTER the Archon War 2k years ago
honestly insisting that the Melusines are children is really making me 🤨 at ppl bc like 80% of the Melusine NPCs are either police officers (Gardes) or criminal investigators (Marechaussee Phantom)
and all this just to bash nvfr bc APPARENTLY ppl can not just say "I don't like this ship" without making a whole fucking thread about how they're actually morally correct for not shipping it
hearing "how dare nvfr shippers use rem/scy as fodder for their ship, they are their own characters 😡" from the people whose fan designs for r+s 90% of the time are just "w+n but with dyed hair" is very ironic lmao
"Neuvillette being 1000+ makes him grandpa age to ~500 yo Furina"
2000+ yo Ei and ~500 yo Yae pausing their make-out session to look straight into the camera
seeing more than 3 of those in someone's bio is a signal that you should not listen to a word they say about female characters in any way, shape or form
i love ppl in the replies of this going "was this not obvious to everyone??"
this is the level of distance you should have from the general genshin fandom 😭
"I don't like this ship" is a full sentence! You don't need to make shit up to put yourself on a moral high horse!
Sometimes stuff just doesn't tickle your fancy!
nothing has made me as violent as the general genshin fandom's attitude towards furina
like how tf can you say THIS and not realize how blatantly misogynistic it sounds?? 😭
@eggnantfurina
gdsjgdssd i am also of the opinion that if neuvi secretly made her immortal (again), she would not notice for like... an embarrassingly long time bc she is just used to it already
like Neuvi had to have considered Furina to be on a higher level of raw power than the 4th of the Fatui Harbingers to almost instantly dismiss the idea that Arlecchino could be threatening her...
i try not to ship discourse but it's so fucking transparent that had the whole "immortal A met mortal B when B was a teen" thing happened to any genshin ship that was not tall male/tall male, it would have been an instant death sentence
The meme-y Rogelonnie comic I mentioned. Spent a good part of my time after work this week on this and I'm not really satisfied with it. Can't really tell why though...
#shera
#spop
jock/jock ships are good, actually. (Also, I like drawing ppl work out)
@opentoLAN
I believe the 3 dragons were Zonai once too!
I think the Zonai were def designed to share these elements with the BotW dragons to imply that they were Zonai-turned-dragons
i don't even dislike arle/furi but how you gonna be upset when someone points out that the "toxic yuri" does, in fact, involve one of the characters being absolutely terrified of the other (i.e. making their relationship "toxic")
don't get me wrong, i have read fics of my m/f ships where the dude gets pegged, i have drawn the dudes in my m/f ships getting pegged
but that pegging BETTER be followed or preceded by the woman getting pleasured!
I so desperately need Sigewinne's voice lines and/or story quest (if she is a 5 star) to mention her taking care of young teen Wriothesley when he first came to the Fortress.
If I have to see some 20-something being called Sige's "dad" one more time I'm gonna fucking combust
I'm still laughing so hard at how HARD they fumbled with Neuvillette's japanese VA.
You're watching a multi language compilation of cutscenes and CN, KR and EN all have the same vibe when suddenly the student council president from a high school anime shows up