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i hate when my drive thru order is like $20-$30 because i could have just gone to chilis
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my kid- you wore that yesterday, you wear the same thing everyday
me- yeah it’s called a work uniform!
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please chill it’s fucking workout clothes underneath, god forbid I go workout after and too lazy to change properly
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before yall follow me on ig thinking shits sweet just know i have kids, so that way yall don’t have to unfollow me when i post them
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let’s wrap up this 4th of july day and summer to move toward more important things like football season and halloween
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there are other nursing jobs that aren’t patient facing assholes, please go call yalls grandparents since yall so concern about them coding and me not being there
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I’m not worried about what’s in the vaccine, I’ve bought candy apples off people on marbach 🥴
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when you unfollow me on ig be sure to hit that remove follower as well, this isn’t a fan club
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at what age do i traumatize my kids with the final destination movies? i need them to understand why we don’t drive behind log trucks or go into tanning beds
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flowers are half off at H‑E‑B but I want the heart shaped steak half off
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can the loser men please simmer down with the dms hating on me in a lambo obviously not mine on a nurses salary but clearly sucking the right dick to be in one
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if my kid hands me a pretend phone I’m answering that bitch if my kid hands me some pretend food im 100% gobbling that shit down, y’all are weird
This is me. I can tell you with 100% certainty I am a better, more engaged, more responsive parent since I made the decision to not play pretend w/ my kids. It was one of the most impactful decisions I’ve made in overcoming PPD & maternal burnout. Here’s why 🧵/1
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i lied and i will not be outside this summer, i will be inside where the ac is
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if you’re wondering what that compartment in your car is for, it fits a basket of fries perfectly
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