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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Your crush proposes you, 3rd emoji is your reaction.
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@s1utfa1ry
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3 years
Talking to me is fun, you get 8 separate replies of 8 separate texts
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@s1utfa1ry
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5 months
@unfunyyab man 😭
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@s1utfa1ry
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4 years
Okay making a gc, drop f is you wanna get added 💀
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@s1utfa1ry
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4 years
80 likes and Imma tell my crush I like him 🌝
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@s1utfa1ry
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4 years
Everytime I refresh my tl, a new person is sad 🙋‍♀️
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@s1utfa1ry
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4 years
Sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, are you happy in this modern world?
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Write "I will let you" and let your keyboard decide the rest.
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@s1utfa1ry
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4 years
@textivist Chup na lavde
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@s1utfa1ry
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4 years
If you see this, send nudes.
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@s1utfa1ry
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4 years
Guys with jawline forget ki samne bhi dekhna hota hai.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
3 years
Pls interact let’s be besdies
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Push me against the wall, and stab me with a knife 🤤
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
I need Oscar for acting like everything is fine.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Making a gc. If you’ll be active only then reply 😃👍
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
3 years
Once you start giving your exams unprepared there’s no going back
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Person- Why did you remove the message? Me- New minute new me :)
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
3 years
Forced family time is NOT family time
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
There are a lot of pick-up lines but 'I have a government job' can beat any other line.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
3 years
"Your password is weak" wait till you see my will to live
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
3 years
People learnt the use of "😭" emoji and haven’t shut up since
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
I pretend like my parents are strict so that i can cancel plans whenever I want 💀😓.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
I text back shamelessly fast ngl.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Im Halsey, just the h is silent 🙂
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Someone: How much single are you?! Me: Koi phone check krta hai to dar bhi nhi lagta 😞
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
3 years
Guys pls stop I cannot answer all 0 messages at once
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
9 months
@imeantgoffy this is genuinely so horrifying.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Do you cry over the way you look or are you pretty?
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Parhai to aise chor di hai, jaise khatam hi hogyi ho 😭🤡
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
I rub my eyes, like I have another pair of eyeballs.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Okay, I am bored af so I thought that I’d make an introduction tweet hehehe. Check thread 🤡🔪🔪
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
3 years
People will hate on Honey Singh and then remember all the lyrics of Desi Kalakar
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
No one: Every brown girl: My hair is not black its brown and its natural, come outside in the sun lemme show you.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
*Someone finally replies after hours* My brain: Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Me: *Replies in 0.02 seconds*
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Boys think they look gangsta while somking, rickshaw wale lagte ho saalo.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Last 2 digits of your phone no. is the current age of your wife/husband.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
3 years
I be feeling guilty for not studying, and still not study
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Why am I always blamed when anything happens to any of the electronics in my house.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
When babies touch your one finger with their whole hand >>>>> 😭😭🥺
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
3 years
I have this "why am I like this moment" 30 times a day
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Zindagi mei bhot ghatiya kaam kiye hai par kabhi bio mei cake murder nhi likha 👏
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
If you see this, reply hi varna you’ll fall from the stairs today 😌👍
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Reply and I’ll give hand written notes UwU
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Y'all remember seeing your elders write with pen and thinking when will I grow up and can do the same. Ho gaye bade? Aa gaya swaad?
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
The way this bird app is ruining my future 🤢<<<<<<<
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
3 years
ⓘ this user wants you to know that you’re enough
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Aaj tak kitne proposals aaye hai? 🌚
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Istg imma unfollow every single person who does not interact with me 😡😡🔪
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
3 years
Im so low maintenance, you call me "jaan" and I fall in love 🙁
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
I don’t like upma will the society accept me?
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
'Yes mam' ki jagah 'present mam' bolne walo ne kya ukhaad liya ?
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
3 years
Joining the class isn’t the real challenge, being attentive and listening to whatever tf the teacher is saying is
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
My boy bestf is ignoring me, what did I do now 😳🥺
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Shoutout to the three kids who keep answering to the teacher’s questions, so the rest of us don’t have to.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Mere saare kapre hogye tight, chalo frens good night 🥰
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂 😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Mujhe kya, merko to sirf birthday ke din attention milti hai.
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@s1utfa1ry
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4 years
Sometimes I look at my mother and think, she deserved a better child.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Thak gyi hoo vro, diwali ki pictures dekh dekh ke 😔
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
If you don’t like paneer. Sorry, we can’t be friends.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Okay, but why can’t I lock the room? Answer like a brown parent 🙂
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Normalise texting fast Normalise texting fast Normalise texting fast Normalise texting fast
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Idk who needs to hear this, but believe me you’ll get through it.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
3 years
october szn? no bro its COCKtober szn go get that dick gurl😍😍😍😍
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Subha se kuch ni padha yaar 😔👍
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@s1utfa1ry
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4 years
All I do is ruin my life and at the end of the day. I’m useless, from my head to my toe. I am useless.
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You are 18+, jobless, satisfy your needs with parent’s money and irrespective of all these you still tend to minor-shame. Tumne kya ukhar liya major hoke brdr? Lmao.
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4 years
Went from "topper" to "jo hoga dekha jayega" real quick.
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@s1utfa1ry
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4 years
Guys be using "🥺" and then expect us not to fall for them.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Jo bhi jaag rha hai na abhi, so jao jaake 😃😃😃
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kosh
4 years
One more winter, without cuddles. Ye bhi thik hai 👍
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
What seems legal but isn’t?
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Me as a doctor: ye rhi playlist, din mei 3 baar sunni hai.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Type "if twitter gets ban then" and let your keyboard decide the rest.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
All I see today in my tl is people posting their diwali pictures 😔. Should I post too? 🥺🥺🥺
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
If you don’t use emojis in texts, sorry but we can’t be friends.
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
If you ever feel useless, know that someone’s mom is using you as a bad example for their child 🙂👍
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@s1utfa1ry
kosh
4 years
Irls just don’t understand that, 😭😭😭 this is laughing emoji tf?
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