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@ryjbot
rylie
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another lip sync wig fail??? this is really pissing me off like. IT IS SEASON 17 GLUE IT ON oh my god.
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@ryjbot
rylie
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this is just so wonderful and meaningful to me ♥️.
@strawberriez222
Libby☮️
1 hour
@ryjbot design in my room So beautiful
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@ryjbot
rylie
2 hours
RT @buffys:
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@ryjbot
rylie
16 hours
every time i get home after hanging out with trinity and avery it’s like wow. what a stimulating 4 hour conversation we just had.
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@ryjbot
rylie
20 hours
this is incredible to me
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@ryjbot
rylie
1 day
this is what i purchased at the numero warehouse sale yesterday. felt really stupid for not checking my own discogs because i own two of these cds already
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@ryjbot
rylie
1 day
and i need to test the stratosphere vinyl because i chose the least damaged one but i’m still unsure if it is warped or not.
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@ryjbot
rylie
1 day
feeling very sensitive about my choice to wear overalls for the first time in a few years today.
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@ryjbot
rylie
2 days
this dish is called Rylie’s Baked Mac n Cheese Extravaganza
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@ryjbot
rylie
2 days
went to the numero group warehouse sale and said a joke to who i thought was my friend but was actually another random guy. i’ve lost my friend twice already EVERY DUDE HERE LOOKS THE SAME.
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@ryjbot
rylie
2 days
this GQ mj lenderman article is #freaking #me #out.
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@ryjbot
rylie
3 days
i just heard someone use an air horn a bunch of times near my house…was it one of her clients.
@ryjbot
rylie
21 days
saw a new therapist last week who’s advice for my social anxiety was to buy an air horn and use it when im feeling uncomfortable around someone or something.
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@ryjbot
rylie
3 days
good lord
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@ryjbot
rylie
3 days
when they steal your nachos you have to take it as flattery. but it can still really piss u off.
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@ryjbot
rylie
4 days
that lady that sued me.
@bintcrubbs
graypes
5 days
dying in a 4mph fender bender from a freak pinched nerve.
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@ryjbot
rylie
4 days
woke up mad as hell cuz my nails are mint green.
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@ryjbot
rylie
5 days
everyone remember to wish me a happy presidents’ day in 2036 okay? put it in your calendar.
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@ryjbot
rylie
5 days
i am going to tell you about my curse. i get my nails done every 2ish weeks and here’s what happens: i get good nails one week and terrible nails the next. it’s like clockwork…and it’s always my fault. so anyways today i picked mint green a la 2014 pingerest.
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@ryjbot
rylie
5 days
i meant pinterest. look at me fucking up again. this may be a part of my curse…seems to be a developing case.
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@ryjbot
rylie
5 days
gonna start watching this when i miss my little brother.
@bigcontentguy
big content guy
5 days
just zero life experience discussing grub with the boys. absolutely rules
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