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live, laugh, lobotomy. charlie, gracie, & max’s mom. human disaster. she/her.

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@ryescaf
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3 years
Ben Simmons re: Game 4
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A flow chart on my Celtics trade thoughts
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@ryescaf
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@HennickShelby I did the same but a nurse helped us smuggle him in!!
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I looked at this 20 min and it had $30. It’s now passed the goal. @dog_rates is a fun, quirky twitter that also does amazing work.
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Meet Mozzie. He was rescued from a kill shelter and became very attached to his new human. He suffers from severe separation anxiety and often hurts himself when alone. A specialized training camp is his last hope. You can help him get there below. 13/10
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@ryescaf
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5 years
When ur mans is a real one and buys you that @jackieaina palette
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3 years
We need to bring bullying back
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‘79 CHAMPS 🏆
3 years
The date is June 19, 2022 The Lakers just defeated the Brooklyn Nets in an emotional game 7 Lebron earns his 5th Finals MVP and Anthony Davis celebrates his 2nd title at age 29 Russell Westbrook marches across the court in the city he grew up in yelling, “THAT’S FOR NIPSEY!
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@ryescaf
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@COLDGAMEKELV Tay Tay is a queen
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3 years
I’m just saying Michael Jordan never came out of Covid quarantine and dropped 46 points. Jaylen built different
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6 years
Tuukka Rask to all of his haters
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5 years
Bruins PR person rn
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6 years
@JOEL9ONE This dog I’m trying to adopt can FINALLY walk, hear and see after weeks of being blind, deaf and having her paws knuckled due to fluid on the spine
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7 years
@jackieaina Right now. I’m on accutane and I’m trying not to wear as much as I usually do. I just look sick all the time
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@ryescaf
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6 months
I’m hearing let’s go Celtics
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@ryescaf
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3 years
Brad Stevens has grown frustrated with yo mama @SIChrisMannix
@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
3 years
Boston Celtics guard Marcus Smart has agreed to a four-year, $77.1 million max contract extension with the franchise, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium . The fully guaranteed deal through 2025-26 includes a trade kicker.
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2 years
My toxic trait is thinking everything I do has an impact on the outcome of the game
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3 years
My fav thing is when Scal says something and Gorman just doesn’t answer
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@ryescaf
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2 years
I’m tired of all the basketball camps being for 8-17 year olds. I know a 28 year old woman who is trying to ball out this summer!! What about her!!
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@ryescaf
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3 years
Charlotte Sloane, born 4/5 at 11:26 AM.
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9 months
I met @NBABabySecret and he was only 4’11
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@ryescaf
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3 years
Bucket hat game just got a whole lot stronger @FCHWPO
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6 years
This is the single most erotic thing to happen in my lifetime
Joe Kelly saying "let's go" is my new spirit animal
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2 years
Go Celtics and @FCHWPO
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7 years
@j_Borders @Fire_Badger @DuncanSmithNBA But chanting "blood and soil" "hail trump" and beating up POC is ok as long as no cop cars are disturbed. K
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@ryescaf
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3 years
I SEND HER BACK TO HER BOYFRIEND WITH MY HANDPRINT ON HER ASSCHEEK 🎶
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@ryescaf
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3 years
Rondo was blocking my access to the takeout counter at the 99 and I said “excuse me Mr Rondo” and he said “my bad” and I was able to get my gold fever wings
@greenenvypod
Green With Envy
3 years
What’s a funny interaction you’ve had with someone on the Celtics or related to the Celtics? I’ll start: I sat next to Wanamaker’s wife and kid at a game and she told me “Brad better get another NBA contract cause I’m not moving back to Europe”
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@j_Borders @Fire_Badger @DuncanSmithNBA And if you TRULY cant see the difference between people protesting against police brutality vs ones rallying for ethnic cleanse, that's on u
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@ryescaf
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3 years
I need a moment
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2 years
Ok
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If the Bruins give Kevan Miller 3 more years I’ll shoot myself in the head
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3 years
She is a good combo but all I see is Mark in this pic. Also I love her soooooo much
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@ryescaf
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2 years
I can’t imagine carrying a child for 9 months only to name him Kirk
@KirkSeriousFace
Kirk Henderson
2 years
Tatum can’t even pass out of a soft double what are we doing lol
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3 years
“profit off of peoples’ agony and pain” is the entire US healthcare system in a nutshell you dumb idiot
@thehill
The Hill
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. @PressSec Jen Psaki on Erik Prince offering to fly people out of Kabul for $6,500 each: "I don't think any human being who has a heart and soul would support efforts to profit off of peoples' agony and pain as they're trying to depart a country."
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3 years
Some of the men that NBC Sports Boston employs to cover the Celtics are all so smug and condescending and awful like I do not understand. And the women are lovely and under utilized
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@ryescaf
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3 years
On our one year anniversary mom and dad are becoming an actual mom and dad! Baby girl due April 2022.
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1 year
Boston Celtics after making everything as hard as possible for themselves
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@ryescaf
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3 years
Perk found dead in a ditch
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@ryescaf
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4 years
Ok so recently (like in the last 2 weeks) I found out that Tony Brothers is one person. I was under the impression that there were twin ref brothers.
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@ryescaf
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3 years
A man after my own heart
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May your apology be as loud as your DISRESPECT was @NBCSBoston . I don’t forget!!!!!!
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@ryescaf
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3 years
Men will literally go to Tampa Bay to play football rather than get a therapist
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6 years
In my head David Pastrnak is a huge Justin Bieber fan and is sad he likes the Leafs and is just reacting like a petty ex
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@ryescaf
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4 years
THE MELANSONS
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@ryescaf
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3 years
how fucking gross is it to see all of the protests that took place over the past 2 years, hear what it’s like to be black in this country (including from your own teammates) and then go on that show and say that everyone should shut up about it
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@j_Borders @Fire_Badger @DuncanSmithNBA No, they just drove a car into a crowd of people, murdering one and injuring 19 others.
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6 years
WE ARE ENGAGED!!!
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@ryescaf
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3 years
Daddy shortlegs is what we call anyone under 5’10
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@ryescaf
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2 years
Having a bottle and watching jersey shore, as God intended
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@ryescaf
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3 years
Fixed it
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@celtics
Boston Celtics
3 years
Good luck in your next chapter ☘️🙏🏾
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Scal shut the fuck up challenge
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@ryescaf
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2 years
Maybe the shark had a point
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
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Surfer Bethany Hamilton says she won't compete against transgender women.
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Rip his unibrow off his face Jaylen
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@ryescaf
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3 years
@ETD51 Tonight will be the night That I will fall for you Over again
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@ryescaf
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4 years
Idk much about Bill Simmons but him originally not liking Jaylen Brown is enough for him to catch these hands
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3 years
Marcus my baby has only known a world where you are DPOY she is blessed
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@smart_MS3
marcus smart
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I declare today as National Robe Day. Post ur pics of wearing your robe to work and if ur boss says something, let me know. I’ll handle it. Let’s see em. Robe It Up.
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@FCHWPO is your nose ok I was concerned LmK how you want this handled
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3 years
YOU RANG
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A flow chart on my Celtics trade thoughts
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3 years
Halfway cooked
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5 years
Fav this tweet if you think mark should allow me to adopt this dog named Penne
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@AndrewBerkshire This one personally murdered me. I have a soon to be 18 year old dog and I can’t look at him without thinking of this
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3 years
A real life mom and dad
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Ya girl has POPPED. Hello bb
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@jolzt68 @JOEL9ONE There’s still a chance she won’t be able to be adopted at all but I’m keeping tabs on her ❤️❤️ this is my other rescue, Gracie
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@ryescaf
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6 years
So we left and my parents’ friends met them in Aruba and a bird shit on my dad’s friend at dinner and LOOK AT THEIR BILL
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2 years
Patriots fan husband and Bengals fan wife
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3 years
So not only does @Scalabrine talk down to his women coworkers but now he’s spreading vaccine misinformation and spitting in the face of healthcare professionals. @NBCSBoston this is unacceptable
@PainDidntHurt
John
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Scalabrine has been dipping his toe in Info Wars type nonsense for a few months, but he’s finally diving in. Great.
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I’m sorry I’m obnoxious but 😭😭😭
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2 years
2 years married on Monday so we are GOING OUT
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4 years
Thinking about Kemba’s smile
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@ryescaf
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5 years
If Chara plays tomorrow I am deadass going to find him and ask him to walk me down the aisle alongside my dad next year
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7 years
@ictussunshine @ayylilnatto @ProfPlaysGames @stephibug @mattmfm @CalebEatsBacon @Hannesph If you're disconnected with incels, consider yourself lucky 😭😭😭
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@ryescaf
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3 years
This picture is incorrectly assuming you can hold on to the basketball
@EnesFreedom
Enes Kanter FREEDOM
3 years
Change is coming and no one can stop it.
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@ryescaf
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8 months
If u laugh at Leonard I will **** you
@PSPCA
Pennsylvania SPCA
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Leonard is one of the sweetest cats we have ever met. Any time someone passes his kennel he is sure to greet them with a chirping meow and outstretched paws. But, sadly, once potential adopters turn to see him, they leave the room with quiet snickers and whispers.
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4 years
Bruce is a baddie
@oocbruins
Out of Context Boston Bruins™
4 years
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3 years
29 weeks 💕
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9 months
She saw you all being mean to Elmo the other day and she’s not thrilled
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5 years
Ya fuck this kid for [checks notes] caring about the Earth
@Lane_
Lane
5 years
The Espn Arizona guy was just on Wqam and said Rosen had outside interests that some people were concerned about. When asked like what he answered “environmentalism. He’s really into the environment. He asked adidas to make his shoe out of recycled plastics”. What a monster
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My new system to keep my family members in check
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7 years
@jemelehill People like him should brush up on their first amendment knowledge
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I knew ppl didn’t like Tony Brothers but I always secretly thought it was nice that they got to do a job together 😪😪
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3 years
After 2 months of 6x/week workouts....I’m back bitches
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1 year
We clean up well
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7 years
One time, I reported a Twitter for posting videos of dogs being set on fire, & Twitter Safety informed me it wasn't against Terms of Service
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@ryescaf
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3 years
Ya Ray Allen went nuts for that one lmao
@SportsCenter
SportsCenter
3 years
The Celtics' Big Three were loving this Jaylen Brown poster 💯
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5 years
What’s your favorite rivalry of the past decade, sports or otherwise? Mine is @_TyAnderson and Boston traffic
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5 years
I think I’m just going to make a thread about Gracie where I add all of her pictures bc that’s who I am
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7 years
@demorizi_eudy @JosephGG @MattWSB I want to know what proof you guys have that her personal safety was at stake. Or is that just an assumption? And you guys do know that free speech =/= freedom from consequences, correct?
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@ryescaf
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3 years
Ballsmonster as HC
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@BarryHoran1 @Fire_Badger @DuncanSmithNBA By asking that today's white supremacist's speech be protected. By saying he doesn't want the same for BLM bc a cop car was set on fire
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@BarryHoran1 @Fire_Badger @DuncanSmithNBA Don't. You can't say today's rally was ok free speech but remain quiet on the silencing of BLM because of a cop car being burned.
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@ryescaf
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1 year
Cheers to 3 years 🤍
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@ryescaf
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3 years
I never want to see another man make fun of a woman for being into boybands or horoscopes or anything again with the way they’re acting like Tom Brady is their ex they can’t get over
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4 years
In Space Jam they spend so much time showing the Tune Squad getting crushed by the Monstars but they must have been playing pretty well if a dunk from MJ was enough to win in crunch time
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@BarryHoran1 @Fire_Badger @DuncanSmithNBA BARRY. He wants BLM silenced bc of violence but wants nazi's free speech protected despite same violence. What don't you get
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@ryescaf
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3 years
Speaking of looking pretty damn good 🤤
@NBCSCeltics
Celtics on NBC Sports Boston
3 years
Jaylen Brown on Rob Williams' return: "Rob looked pretty damn good to me."
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1 year
When the Marcus Smart trade devastates u so much that u have to get ur gallbladder removed
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