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a tired, gay, software engineer
Sydney, New South Wales
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imagine all the incredible macOS names we could have if Apple were a NSW-based company
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The Potts Point gays are too much. Perfect hair and fresh Nikes on the way to/from the gym at 8am while I’m crawling out from Kings Cross station like some sort of greasy, sweaty sunscreen goblin
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I’ll never understand the thing guys do in nightclubs where they take my glasses and put them on. Like I get that it’s playful or flirting but all it does is remind me im fucking blind lol
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The greens lost my vote for the first time in a state election last year because of representatives like this. I wonder if I’m not the only vote they’ve lost on this issue. Doubt they’ll change their tune until people vote with their feet.
We’re at
@KobiShettyGreen
’s Glebe town hall. She says: “The media is engaging with supply in an uncritical way. The idea of supply as the solution is contested by quite a few planners and economists”
Has a picture of
@DrCameronMurray
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before gaviscon: my heart is in arrest and my lungs are constricted, tell my family l love them for I will surely be dead by sundown
after having gaviscon and burping like a little baby: life is beautiful, there is so much to live for, perhaps I will have another coffee
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Three premiers in 7 years, NSW really living up to its tagline of "the premier state"
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@JamesMConlan
@hierobadge
@BrunswickVoice
save yourself the effort and just admit you won’t get re-elected unless you tell your well-off home-owning constituents that you’re gonna protect the absurd value of their housing assets
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What an absolute legend this woman is! Took the fight against strata pet bans to the NSW Court of Appeal and won! We’re so close now to allowing all people in NSW to have a pet.
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my GP just “prescribed” me the use of dating apps and called me a, quote, “fucking catch”😭😭 I canttttttt
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SA Gov's ongoing response to the infected worker coming clean is increasingly disgusting. If SA wants to scare people away from being tested than they're going the right way about it. Could have been handled gracefully, but nope.
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Sounds of Erskineville:
- Bird song
- Dogs playing
- The train on platform one does not stop at this platform. Please stand behind the yellow line. Please stand clear.
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Anyone who’s ever set foot inside a KFC will know that their banning of dining-in will not only help avoid spreading COVID-19, but incalculable numbers of other transmissible diseases
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the Victorian Liberals really want to snatch the crown for Australia’s Worst Opposition from NSW Labor it seems
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The Bachelor but with a dog and the dog gets to choose who it likes most
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It'll be a mammoth task for NSW Health to try and determine who was on the trains at the same time as the new case, if it is even possible at all. If only there existed a reliable, phone-to-phone protocol to automate detection of close contacts...
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every second guy on tinder: “I love travelling! How many countries have you been to? :)”
me, who has no passport and went to Queensland once when I was 12:
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Good fucking grief people, don’t creepshot service staff for not wearing masks… if Coles or whoever isn’t providing mandatory masks for staff, complain to them and whinge in the media. But taking photos of the staff without consent and sending them to the media is fucking gross.
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hey handsome 😉 ive reached the medicare safety net 👀 so why what if 🤔😏 we registered as a couple 👨❤️💋👨😳 so we can both get back 80% of any out-of-pocket outpatient expenses 🤑 for the rest of the calendar year 😩💦
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There is something charming about emerging from the train station into the park
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PSA: I forgot to say this the other day. But if you get a COVID test in NSW at a *public hospital clinic* you can use the Service NSW result service, which seems to provide a result notification *hours* faster than the standard text message service.
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I’ve never gotten sick from swimming in the harbour. I did, however, swim in The Ivy’s pool last weekend and now I am currently on day 4 of a fever and spent the entirety of last night shitting so hard I almost had to call an ambulance. Make of that what you will lol
Here’s why you should never enjoy one of, quite literally, the greatest swims in the world fgs get a grip.
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commuting by train to Circular Quay every day really opens your eyes to the number of people who have never caught public transport before
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trying to read these awful new train indicators from the back of the carriage
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you can tell if a gay has money by how they take their finasteride (affluent brand name 1mg tablet vs peasant generic 5mg chopped into quarters)
also reminder to not take fibre with your medications, especially prep
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@Sydney_Stations
Apple Maps’ public transport routing is much better, at least in Sydney, even down to how you get into a station
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Had a genetics appointment today, and the doctor needed to take photos of some of my joints while a counsellor and med student took notes. He asks to take pictures of my feet, so I joke "Yeah sure, some people would pay good money for those pics". No-one in the room laughed.
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just heard a guys phone camera shutter sound fire from one of the coworking bathroom stalls followed by him letting out an audible cringing sigh at the realisation lmfao
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Swiping on hinge and I come across guys whose profiles are like “Tell me what my 25th country to visit should be! - 📍Lives in Double Bay - 💼 Social Marketing” and all I can think is is this guy massively overpaid or in hideous credit card debt
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"scruffy twink gets dominated by doctor" and its just a video of me reading my anaesthetist's quote for my day surgery tomorrow
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@fictillius
He keeps saying this is but is he ever going to announce an actual policy measure to enable it?
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Starting to wonder that it’s perhaps not surprising I’ve never found a partner given that I swipe left on guys for reasons like:
- being outdoorsy
- too good looking
- British
- being at uni
- having too many photos in suit jackets
- giving off a fun vibe
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lmao at the description grindr have provided to Spotify for access to their api
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my instagram’s been cloned by a porn bot and I’ve never been so flattered 🥰
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Testing queue moving slowly but at least the guy in front of me has really nice legs 👀
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@fictillius
quality of drivers has deteriorated so badly. One through Leichhardt couple months ago had a lead foot and shouted angrily at *everything* - slow traffic, zebra crossings - you name it, he was mad about it. Me and another passenger looked at each other like "are we going to die?"
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Press F to pay respects to tonight’s real loser: the Westmead to Western Airport Metro line 🫡
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this website is only good for three things: memes, amateur porn, and making me unhappy
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I’m such a regular at MLC Schnitz that not only does one of the staff recognise me, but today he said “Are you okay? Every time you’re in here you’re rubbing your eyes”
it’s one thing to recognise I’m a regular, but to be familiar with my idiosyncrasies… I’m mortified lmao 💀
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Footpaths in Erskineville are so narrow everyone just walks on the road lol
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every morning I get up, take my hair loss pills, and wonder what horrors the computer has in store for me today
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just accidentally super liked someone I wanted to regular like on tinder and it was a match and now I want to spew
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sitting at home alone eating cold leftover pizza and staring blankly at my hinge “likes you” deck for 10 minutes straight without swiping on anyone while the bitter taste of the antihistamine eye drops I applied an hour ago finally hits the back of my throat
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my life’s at the point where I just found myself earnestly thinking “gee I can’t wait to drink that up & go in the fridge tomorrow morning”
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I’m shocked every time a fellow software dev likes me on dating apps and asks something like “what’s your favourite programming language?”
Like, none of them, dude. I would outlaw programming and live in a cave if I could
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everyone on tinder is into hiking but no-one is into sitting - my favourite of all activities. really disheartening
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I just checked how much cheaper and better the rental properties are in Melbourne than here and I want to fucking puke
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Sign the NSW Parliament petition to ban blanket no pet strata bylaws! It’s way past due that people living in apartments in NSW have the right to keep or get a pet.
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how’s your morning going? I tripped and fell over a bag in the aisle on the 333 in front of some of the hottest businessmen the eastern suburbs have to offer
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judging by the timeline it seems all the other gays got abs and flawless skin for pride month and all I got was psoriasis
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Dude came up to us at a bar tonight, says he was doing K in the toilets and found this gay porn vhs in there, wanted to know if it was ours. Some girl in alien sunglasses overhears and goes “Oh you found it! I’ve been looking for it for the last 10 minutes!”
I love this city
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what is Anthony albanese going to do about the increasing price of CeraVe hydrating wash
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With all those fragrances and sprays and shit I just know if I slept in this house for a single night I’d have a headache, full body rash, and a swollen eye
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my latest intrusive thought is of being crushed to death by the giant train station icon suspended by wires at wynyard
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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| STOP |
| TWEETING |
| PAYWALLED |
| LINKS |
| ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
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honestly it’s high time we publicly call out greens MPs for this shit or they’ll never change.
@jennyleong
should be embarrassed to be aligning herself with the hysterical rhetoric of wealthy Glebe homeowners given the stratospheric rents and house prices in her seat of Newtown
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