Your father is corrupt that's why you had 2m pocket money at school, and I'm happy to say I used to pull 50k notes from your wallet as you slept because that's technically our money.
Repeat after me "I, EngMosesEddie02 look like a monitor lizard, I download random photos of BEAUTIFUL AND ACCOMPLISHED GIRLS on the internet to bash them so as to feel better about my low self esteem and 2mins sexual energy. I'm worthless and I'm a piece of shit"
Poirier: I know there’s a kid with Cancer in the crowd, you’re the real fighter, you’re an inspiration!
We're raising money to save Pygymies in Uganda!
Conor McGregor:
Your favorite TVs won't talk about how Chinese were given rights to lake Victoria and they've been poisoning the waters so they can get Nile Perch, now UPDF officers are down there breaking boats of regular Ugandan fishermen who in their own words use bad fishing methods
At least Sematimba has a radio where he's a presenter and DJ. Now our mandem his music cant even be played on radios and TVs coz its crap af. What next?
Kris Jong-Un texting Jack to at least suspend Ye, right after she calls the camera crew to start shooting the next 20 episodes of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
One time I posted a pic here and one of these Twelebs told me I have a socket Nose 💔😭💔😭... Guys stoooooppppp ittttt.... It's not funny at all
#stopsocialmediabullyinginuganda
I'm happy he's finally resting man, the previous year his quality of life was so bad heart issues and all those diseases that come with old age. Till we meet again mzee, rest easy. 🤍🕊
Fam... first relax all the agendas. Political and tribal. WHY WOULD A SANE PERSON SHARE THE LOCATION, THE EXACT ADDRESS THAT'S GOING TO BE OCCUPIED BY CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 18 IN A WORLD WHERE SUCH KIDS CAN BE TRAFFICKED AND HARVESTED FOR ORGANS? 😭
Mzee really saw that the youth will relate a lot with Bobi Wine everywhere he goes so he decided to get a "fresh graduate" give him 20m and make him run for office thinking all these people will relate with him like they do with Bobi Wine. Balaam at the wheel.
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you.
You are like Heaven to touch.
I wanna hold you forever.
At long last love has arrived.
I love you baby ❤️😘
if memory serves me right, you were part of an "expert" panel that would critique how people are dressed and almost all the time you kept using a "demeaning" tone, fast forward to just a few weeks back you brought up a person's dead mom coz you were losing a battle of words.
When a fellow woman demeans, insults and abuses fellow women; you say that the other women deserve it 😳😳When a show of a woman who demeans and insults other women is suspended off TV; you now remember FEMINISM!!Why are people hypocrites!! God is watching!! Don’t forget
Your parents wrote to Google to block all NUP youtube channels. 72hrs later your same parents are writing to media houses to never play Tumbiza sound. Your parents are tired. Talk to your parents.
So security companies in Uganda are now either recruiting thieves or grooming thieves!! Clearly Uganda isn’t safe if the people supposed to guard us are the ones stealing from people!!
Eriksen left Spurs after wasting all those years without a trophy and in just 8 months he's closer to winning his first Silverware with Inter Milan. Always leave toxic relationships!
#ZeroIsHere
The last time you got more than 800 likes on a tweet was when you promised people iPhone 11s and its coming to a year since that tweet. "unmatched Twitter king" and you couldn't influence your way into getting hired by Sanyu? all I see is a doorman. Peace and love.
Joshua Cheptegei career:
5000m
#Olympics
🥇
10000m Olympics 🥈
World Champion 🥇🥈
Commonwealth Games 🥇🥇
World Cross Country 🥇🥇
World Junior Champion 🥇
5km World Record 🥇
5000m World Record 🥇
10000m World Record 🥇
#ParagonBet
Dortmund: we want 110m for sancho nothing more nothing less.
United: hey southgate mind if you bench sancho for a lot of games so we can get his price lower?
Southgate:
I know you're in love and all that whataboutery, with all due respect to your mandem I request just 40mins of your time so I can bury my tongue so far inside you I'll be able to taste what yall had for breakfast on your baecation in Seychelles 🥺
Shaka Ssali has been in US for all those years and he has remained true to his native accent not even tweaked it one bit! But me as me small small Bingewatching of Peaky Blinders and I'm already trying the British Accent even without any stamps in my passport.