"awwwhhhhh who's such a cute and adorable little puppyyyy???? you are? you are?? awwwhhhawwh yeahhhhh,, who's a good puppy?? roll over! roll over! oh my goodness!!! you're so hyper!"
I think I'd melt and die if I ever heard these words spoken towards me
I need to pin a little prey thing down I think and relentlessly toy with it until it's brain is pink static and all it can do is whimper and stammer incoherent words
need someone who will just speak to me like
"hiii puppy!! how's my good girl doing!!!! awww, do you want pets? c'mere! good girrrrrl! gimme paw? good job!!!"
this would entirely fix me.
I wanna be the puppy that u get for christmas and u open the box and I get to see the look of absolute adoration and shock on ur face as I happily jump up n down and yip at u, instantly forming an inseparable bond with u and we live happily ever after
big sis encouraging her lil sis to keep taking more and more hits from the bong until her brain feels like pink static and she's nonverbal and her big sis takes "extra special" care of her :3
puppything taking in a feral puppything and cleaning them up and making them feel cared for and loved. giving them a bubble bath and making sure to scrub real good, watching as they try to not seem like they're enjoying every second of it as their tail wags uncontrollably :3
girl that's permanently mentally stuck between the ages of 5-12 so dating her feels borderline illegal and it feels like you're taking care of an actual kid that can barely do anything for themself
big sis that buckles my seat belt and makes sure I'm all safe and secure in the backseat of the car and makes sure the mirror can see me so she can make sure I'm doing okay
who wanna take advantage and care of a girl who cannot function by herself because she has the mental state of a child?
any takers? I'm literally so easy to please