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When I’m fucked up that’s the real Kelsey
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I’m at work but I’ll hit y’all back asap when I’m off
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Bro last night was a Rio De Janeiro Instagram story filter boomerang
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This fuckass bus laughing at me as I’m about to be late to work 💀💀💀
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you see me in line for the all-gender bathroom at the upscale New-American small bites cocktail lounge; how do you open?
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I got ppl quote tweeting me in Portuguese I got pedophiles bookmarking my baby pictures 🥹 I think I like this little life
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Sober thoughts: I feel like I forgot something… should I start investing? Pasta for dinner tonight
High thoughts: when I’m dead you’ll all understand
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What does “steel cut oats” even mean why I care what this shit was cut with? long as it’s not fentanyl we’re good 🤣🤣🤣
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Chicken:
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@wolktress
I think you’re great ivy, do your thing. Real life is messy and offensive has room for lots of contradictions. real ppl understand that
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Had to delete the YouTube app off my phone because I got addicted to YouTube shorts
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Everybody acting normal till Kelsey pull up and shit get real
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What if someone got an mri and found out their brain folds made the shape of a swastika
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I could dick you down on some gangsta shit
Greta & Margot,
While it can sting to win the box office but not take home the gold, your millions of fans love you.
You’re both so much more than Kenough.
#HillaryBarbie
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Secured a new job ✅ and put in my two weeks at my current job that i hated. They just called me down and told me not to come back 😂 TWO WEEK VACATION IS NOW!!
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What if I told you that to live a happier life you should focus on real goals like “more exercise” or “get a new job” instead of trying to max out your imaginary brain stats as if you have any idea what chemicals are sloshing around in there
So today I learned that when you’re trying to live a happier life, you should focus on building serotonin, then oxytocin, THEN dopamine. People go straight to dopamine for happiness and get addicted to it which causes them to do reckless impulsive things and ruins their life
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Everybody wants a tomboy till I start packing a lip
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You could text me that your grandma died and I’d still reply with a gif
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Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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Super hilarious bit my dude! You really owned the left by making 30 rape jokes!
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you know the outfit fire when ppl start asking your pronouns
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Kelsey Normal stuns in new LinkedIn profile picture
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If I was a man I’d have a roster of hoes on rotation. but some nights, I’d stoically cook chicken and rice alone in my penthouse and look out over the vast cityscape with a mounting dread. I’ve got more pussy than i could ever want and yet i feel empty inside…
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u gon suck whatever I pull outta these pacsun jeggings
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pondering an alternate universe in which Azealia Banks is British
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*praying to the god of money* can I have some money pleeeaaaseee
*praying to the god that thinks money is the root of all evil* don’t listen to what that other guy told you about me
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it’s actually really comforting that all of my problems are self inflicted and I can just stop whenever I want
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Me going to bed after watching hours of YouTube videos about explosions and building collapses and fires and train derailments and plane crashes and volcano eruptions
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I’m the only person in this world who can truly see things as they are
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*walking past nice apartment and seeing cute decor thru the window*
Ugh. Gorgeous😡 FUCK whoever lives here.
Wait! 😧 *using wise mind*
What if the person who lives here is actually miserable? And the splendor of their surroundings is only a reminder of the emptiness within? 😌
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I just gave birth but I’m not making a big deal about it unlike some of y’all I kept it lowkey and skipped the theatrics no screaming or shitting the table lol… females, do better
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Literally HBO GIRLS the worst thing to ever happen to me I can’t go two seconds without worrying ppl see me the same way they see Hannah (that unpleasant mix of self obsession and self hatred) and the more I try not to be Hannah the more I’m hannahing myself. TORTURE
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I hope I die under mysterious circumstances lol.. give u bitches something to think about 🤔
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personality test:
Q- would you have a beer with Hitler?
No= woke moralist
Yes= evil centrist
My answer (genius): well yes… a poison beer…
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I have to watch a YouTube video about China every night or I’ll have nightmares about cicadas burrowing into my skin
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*poking roadkill with a stick* your flop era is lowkey serving
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Getting famous is no fun anymore image getting cancelled cuz your uncle is racist bye
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Since I started this job 2 months ago they have fired 7 people. Out of 20. And hired zero. My life…….
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How are you touch starved bro just go to a basement show I promise you’ll get touched on
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- iPhone
- red 40
- birth control
- vaccines
- permissive parenting
- shein
- Starbucks
- astrology
- vaping
- Instagram
- oat/almond/soy milk
Half of the women around me are getting diagnosed with ADHD now, and I can't shake the feeling that what we call ADHD these days are at least 10 different things in a trench coat
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I cannot fuck w/ a man who makes fun of me for listening to pop music like shut up serious ass grumpy ass old man nobody asked you
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followed up w/ job that ghosted me and they seemed impressed by my determination
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That one he/they/it that don’t play about FNAF
Living proof u don’t need self love to slay in this world. Simply believe in ur own insanity. been living my best life since I looked like this. If u want to die but ur chaos is strong, u will win 🐉🐉🐉. Haircuts etc are irrelevant 💚 (I mean this so literally)
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Baby Kelso
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Taking 1 month break from social media as my New Years reso bye y’all
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his vape 😍
What’s that in the hand of this giant statue of Ramses ll?🤔
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Sucking them up with a straw like boba
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