When I was a little child, my parents taught me a little jingle to remember our phone number in case I was ever in trouble. Unfortunately, each time I was lost I ended up on the line with Empire Carpets.

I grabbed two Fig Newtons and placed one close to me and the other further away. I offered either to my friend. Unsurprisingly, my friend with the Volkswagen chose the far Fig Newton.

There’s no air conditioning in this cab. This is not cool.

Spoilers ahead, but I think Ted Lasso Season 2 did a lot better job of creating Darth Vader than the Star Wars prequels.

@speakingsarcasm @craigigerard Seconded.

RT @LeeOSanderlin: I am coming to you live from a Brandon, Mississippi Waffle House. I, a total loser, came in last place in my fantasy foo…

I learned a lot about how differently I would raise a first vs second child based on the differences in my behavior receiving my first and second dose of the vaccine.

This is the penultimate episode of the Podcast (at least for a while). And it was super fun to record. It’s the culmination of the running game we played called Champion of Champions! (First one of those is in episode 67 “Breakfast and Champions.”)

@BrianShortall Interesting. And neither of our experiences were similar to when our friend rode in on “Of a Different Color.”

@tj_jago @JPsoFLY Yeah, but didn't it actually happen in an Arby's? So I guess he has to stick with that?

For all the “governments are so inefficient and incompetent” peeps, I’ll note that my parents received both doses of the vaccine before they received their “Christmas” Peloton.

@ZeesGuy @TJandRush Wow. That is too good.

@jsabine214 There’s no “I” in keys

@RevDJEsq 2, 1, 3!

@TJandRush @ApplePodcasts @adalrifai @tj_jago @natedufort Unfortunately, that shit doesn’t fly in Amsterdam.

@adalrifai @Danger_Lilley @TJandRush Seems like a great topic.

@adalrifai @remobware I’m pretty excited about this one. I have a strong relationship ship with Grimace. He’s what I call a $500 (purple) chip at the casinos. “I won a Grimace!!!” And he’s the celebrity I’m most often mistaken for.

@ArneParrott Bad start.

This is a COMMON question.