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A tricycle vs. a mode of transportation this gov’t provides:
Palace rebuffs Vico Sotto: How can there be social distancing in tricycles?
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"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding." (Sheng Wang)
Happy Women's Day. Abante, babae!
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Isabelle Duterte asks all of us to spare her, a 17-year-old person, from hateful comments following a distasteful (and legally problematic) photoshoot.
How I wish Kian, at 17, could also wish to be spared from dying under the so-called drug war waged by her grandfather.
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“Sagarin mo na ang kabobohan mo...Sakapang bruha.”
MORE.
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Book a Grab and feel robbed by a few meals' worth. Take the trains and grapple with long lines, slow intervals, and the unnecessary stress of kupal guards who make arbitrary rules. Bike to work and expose yourself to Wilfredo Gonzalezes. Where's hope for us commuters?
Sobrang kasakal na sa Maynila. 'Yung byahe mong Angkas/Joyride hindi na rin talaga convenient pag rush hour kasi sobrang daming motor para na tayong Bangladesh
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When this government set aside P1.8-B, it bought 1-M PPE sets at P1,800 each. Leni Robredo only had P60.9-M but that yielded 321,488 sets, spending an average of just P189.43 per set. Imagine if she had bigger resources at her disposal.
ICYMI, our good news from last night: Dahil sa laki ng natipid natin, thanks to in-kind donations, the P60.9M we raised through the Kaya Natin fundraising drive will now be good for 321,488 PPE sets—more than 2x our original estimates & enough for 21,000+ frontliners🥰
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“Hindi na ‘to labanan ng diplomasya. Binarubal na tayo.”
Coco Martin is a mood and THE mood we need to have right now.
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By the way, bago tayo magkalimutan tungkol sa Pfizer purchase na yan:
The Philippine gov’t has signed the supply agreement for the purchase of 40M Pfizer COVID vaccine doses. “We are very happy to report that the government and the management of Pfizer have finally concluded our negotiations,” Vaccine Czar Sec. Galvez said.
📸 NTF against COVID-19
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On a scale of 10 to Gretchen, gaano tayo ka-mature?
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“Malaki din po ang utang na loob ko sa istasyon na yan. Do'n ako nagsimula, do'n ako nakilala, nasa puso ko pa rin 'yan. Kaya Sec, wag mo akong idamay. Baka ma-bash po ako. Nanahimik po ako.” - Willie Revillame.
Boom, boldyak.
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Sure let’s start off with:
Sen. Go: Dapat putulin ang mga daliri ng mga corrupt
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Let’s report her account for targetted harassment. Also, we can report her to the Civil Service Commission (8888) for red-tagging, defamation, and dereliction of duty.
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And he’s no kiddo. He used to work for the Department of Finance and has recently returned to PH with an a Harvard MPA degree. Here’s to more efforts in holding the government accountable with facts!
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“Hindi ako kumakain ng pasensya!” - Elva, naghintay ng tatlong oras para makasakay sa tren at makapasok.
No Filipino worker deserves this.
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While we were distracted by the Barretto family saga.
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May joke ako about Tito Sotto.
Kaso baka kopyahin niya.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one has this range:
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Good morning. Elmer Cordero, 72, remains in jail today in a possible case of mistaken identity while these convicted plunderers remain very much free.
Elmer Cordero may not be released today.Accd to police,court records show he has a pending case of estafa. But his lawyers say no one is able to confirm as of this time whether it is the same Elmer Cordero.But police refuses to release him- even on humanitarian grounds.He is 72.
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Justice in the Philippines:
Pemberton: Freed
Reina Mae: Denied of seeing her 3-month-old daughter in her dying hours
BREAKING: Reina Mae Nasino's 3-month-old daughter has passed away, lawyers confirmed.
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Now if you kids may please convince your families to do the same. 🙏
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A tale of two parting words. One of them inspires reassurance.
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How grenades look vs. how mobile phones look:
@MB_mrtnsdngdng
Bathan says he thought Veneracion was holding a grenade: Ang akala ko he poses threat. Kahit granada 'yon kukuhain ko 'yon to save lives. | via
@MB_mrtnsdngdng
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May both of you be haunted by the ghosts of those who suffered, in any way, from selective justice.
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Let’s instead ask:
-Do our drivers earn enough to abide by protocols?
-If not, are they subsidized so they can buy supplies & put food on the table while their jeeps are of limited capacity?
-Do passengers have enough affordable options to travel/shuttle to work?
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Angel Locsin: Hold mah beer.
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Alam niyo na kung sino may pakana ng #/OUSTLENI2020:
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Pres. Aquino III's term was far from perfect. But life was easier then, as supported by figures. Poverty went down to 21%. Inflation, down to 1.4%. Safety nets for the poor grew by 600% to P63-B by 2016. More Filipinos were confident about being able to put food on the table.
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Mga ingrato.
-In the 90s, a jobless Philip Salvador was practically fed by ABS thru Kris’ earnings hanggang hiwalayan siya
-In 1998, ABS signed Robin up for movies and a sitcom after serving jail time for drugs. Lent a hand to his brothers, in-laws, wife, and now-popular nephew.
LOOK: Actors and known Duterte supporters Philip Salvador and Robin Padilla were present at the Senate hearing on the renewal of franchise of ABS-CBN on Monday, Feb. 24. | 📷GRIG MONTEGRANDE/PDI
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When Leni Robredo pooled P51 million in donations, our frontliners got 69,000 PPEs and counting. When Alan Cayetano had P50-M in public funds, all we got was a useless kaldero.
JUST IN: Our donation drive for health workers fighting
#COVID19
has reached more than P50.9 million, as of 6:00 PM, 11 April 2020.
Distributed:
- 69,075 PPE daily sets
- 6,634 food and care packs
Covered:
- 4,605 frontliners
- 327 hospitals
Thank you to everyone who donated!
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Figures don't lie about the true state of the nation (SONA).
Let’s start w/ Good Governance:
-Duterte’s travel expenses, year 1: P386-M, 3x costlier than previous presidents'
-Contingent Fund: P13-B; biggest in history
-Sacked officials for corruption but reappointed 16 of them
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Well—
The DOH says it is developing a "home care package" for mild COVID-19 patients, its spokesperson Usec. Ma. Rosario Vergeire tells ANC. |
@KAguilarINQ
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O, may napala ba tayo from putting China’s feelings first back in February?
China requires travelers from Philippines to test negative for COVID-19
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Best time for sex. — The best time for sex is after mong malaman na maayos ang grammar niya, at di siya ka-DDS.
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Asec. Mocha Uson, a gov't employee, posts a photo with Bongbong Marcos and publicly calls him the real vice president of the Philippines.
RA 6713, Sec. 4:
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Ano ang magiging pangalan ni Wilma pag kinasal na sila?
Wilma Doesnt Parin. hahahuhu
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Karen Davila faced the same ordeal, but she 1) helped draw up long term solutions—she met w/ the Mayor to point out the lack of first responders & meds at the surfing sites; 2) exposed ground realities but still thanked the hospital staff for doing what they could with so little.
Teh pinost niya yung video SEVERAL WEEKS after the incident. Life and death mo mukha mo gets ko pang bugso ng damdamin yan kung pinost niya agad. Eh hindi. Inedit niya pa. She’s in it for the views and the money. Heartless, money-hungry christian lmao
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Angel rushed to EAMC, shouldered all of Rolando dela Cruz’ hospital expenses, had the line fixed by noon, and took full responsibility of the incident—way faster than Joy Belmonte or this shithead could act.
Brgy. Holy Spirit Chairman Felicito Valmocina blasts actress Angel Locsin for supposedly being "heartless" when she held a "disorganized" community pantry in Quezon City.
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We’re geting closer to knowing who really owns JoyRid/e.
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P8,000/8 = P1,000/30= approx P33 per family member per day
Or: P8,000/30= P266.67/3 = approx P88.90 per meal for Alma’s big family. That’s assuming they have other means to pay rent, & utilities (most likely none)
Niri-real talk lang tayo ni Aling Alma. Mahirap maging mahirap.
4Ps beneficiary Alma Aquino checks her food inventory. There are 8 people in Alma’s household. She says the P8,000 financial aid given by govt for those severely affected by the enhanced community quarantine is only enough for their needs for one week.
@gmanews
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Kadiri, Jiggy. Mas kadiri pa 'to sa nagdagsaang mga tae.
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Philhealth officials, as soon as that corruption issue dies down:
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On a scale of 1 to Mocha Uson, gaano ka kalasing last night?
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Toxic political culture is when your President says he's tired and wishes to be succeeded, not by the Vice President, but folks who are NOWHERE in the Constitutionally mandated line of succession.
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Boycott Bread Pan, Cracklings, Marty's Cracklin, Ridges, Potato Fries, Potato Crisps, Rinbee, Kirei, Fishda, Pillows, Boogyman, Wafu, Oheya, Cheese Clubs, Sponge Crunch, Crispy Patata, Cheez on Chips, Panchos, Smart-C, Crunchy Carl's, Gourmet Picks, etc.
Liwayway gawgaw too.
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People will give, but we can't help but wonder: hindi niyo ba mamo-mobilize ng funds from your:
-P16-B NDRRM Fund
-P1.25-B Quick Response Fund under DSWD
-P250.3-M QRF under the Office of Civil Defense
These are fresh funds from the recently passed 2020 Budget. Anuna?
DILG Sec. Año: We call on the public to donate clean drinking water, food, medicines, basic essentials (e.g., tents, mats, blankets, water containers, cooking pots, etc.) for those currently in evacuation centers. | via
@rongagalac
#TaalVolcano
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Lualhati Bautista dispenses anti-rape advice to men, then serves tea with her tip no. 7. 🍵✊🏼
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The recent Janine Gutierrez and Nadine Lustre epic burn episodes remind us why we’re better off without Startalk.
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Pekeng UP Law graduate, Pekeng Princeton graduate, and now, Pekeng Bakla.
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Take note Ben Tulfo, enabler of perverts and rapists:
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This agency you’re calling bukbok has issued warnings since last year. Here are
@phivolcs_dost
bulletins from Dec. 1 and 19, respectively:
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STOP DEMONIZING SINOVAC.
As
@who
guidelines on vaccines show, ALL VACCINES WORK against hospitalization and death from COVID-19
J&J:
Pfizer:
AZ:
Sinovac:
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COVAX, where Pfizer vaxxes are coming, exists to help mid/lower-income countries access a fair share of doses. Under the same principle of equality, the poorest & most vulnerable should be prioritized. That includes the "jobless" and "tambays" na minamatapobre ng post na 'to.
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That is not a sentence. That's a sentence fragment. A sentence fragment is a string of words that looks like a sentence, but is not. To be a sentence, a string of words needs to have AT LEAST ONE INDEPENDENT CLAUSE. GRADE SCHOOL PA LANG INAARAL NA YAN, GUYS. 🔥
JUST IN: Iglesia Ni Cristo sets a new Guinness world record for the largest human sentence with 23,235 participants.
@cnnphilippines
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Oh good morning madam.
DILG proposes 30-day imprisonment for those caught without face masks
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Congrats din sa nagpasimuno ng stupid idea na yan.
Congrats sa mga nagpakalat na kelangan vaccinated ang may quarantine pass for creating multiple super spreader events this week.
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You know what’s more alarming about PCOO’s hiring of 375 contractual employees, according to COA?
You have some of them reporting the same tasks accomplished every month? Tapos nagkokopyahan ng accomplishments?!
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This isn’t Filipino resilience at work. This is Filipinos being left to their own devices.
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Hello government. What is it you’re planning to, uhm, erect?🙈
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Remember when a Senator violated quarantine protocols and the gov’t response was to “temper the rigor of the law with human compassion”?
Compassion, they showed the poor ex-serviceman none.
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Pustahan, dahil pahiya na naman tayo on the global front with two COV-19 cases who flew from the Philippines, pag-iinitan na naman ng troll farms ang ABS-CBN. Or si VP Leni.
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Kim Chiu doesn’t deserve what happened to her (and prolly the backlash from her knee-jerk reaction) but let’s not forget she supported Duterte’s regime which has enabled brazen criminality. Di pa huli ang change of heart, ghorl.
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We have P282 billion for flood control systems under the 2023 Budget and yet this.
LOOK: Flood situation along EDSA Camp Aguinaldo NB as of 12:20 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 23. It is declared impassable to light vehicles. | 📷: MMDA/Facebook
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The only thing we need to see before tucking ourselves into bed:
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Seven of the 8 justices who voted in favor of the quo warranto petition—Tijam, De Castro, Peralta, Bersamin, Martires, Reyes, Gesmundo—are the same folks who allowed the burial of the epic tyrant and plunderer Ferdinand Marcos at the Libingan ng Mga Bayani.
#NeverForget
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“The DOH should not treat us as applicants. This should be a partnership. This should be a whole of govt approach kung saan nagtutulungan ang lokal at nasyonal” - Mayor Teodoro of Marikina on why DOH should allow mass testing in the city ASAP.
We stan! 👍🏻
#MassTestingNgayonNa
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O, akala ko ba, “temper the rigor of the law with human compassion”?
Nakuhanan ng video ang isang pulis na namamalo ng mga lumalabas sa Muslim Town (Golden Mosque) sa Quiapo, Maynila kahit pa nagpakita na ng quarantine pass ang mga residente roon. | via
@zhandercayabyab
#COVID19
#LuzonLockdown
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Meron ang Marikina. It has partnered with Manila Health Tek Inc., the firm that’s producing the test kits developed by UP, for a testing lab facility to help in early detection. Field tests will start this Monday. In short, kaya.
Let’s not perpetrate the government’s excuses.
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Why do I get a sense that the gov’t doesn’t want to address vaccine hesitancy because they don’t want to purchase more vials of the more trusted brands because they did not allocate money to purchase enough vaccines in the first place? FYI, P2.5-B can only purchase 2.67-M doses.
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They were not simply fired upon. They were, per reports, shot at the head to ensure their deaths; and were doused with gasoline in an attempt to burn them (some of them were). Mga hayup.
Justice for the farmers!
The farmers were said to be sleeping in makeshift tents/huts when they were fired upon by unidentified armed men. This is impunity at its worst.
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Nagdagsaan ang tae, indeed.
Jiggy Manicad to run under Sarah Duts' Hugpong something, hold on just a sec while I flush my respect for you in the toilet.
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Tumigil kang ingrato ka. You enabled this without regard to the fact that ABS-CBN signed you up for movies and a sitcom after serving jail time for drugs. It even lent a hand to your brothers, in-laws, wife, and nephew.
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Wala tayong maasahan sa pandemic response ng gobyernong ‘to, so I guess let’s just help
@lenirobredo
help us.
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What's the difference between Bong Go and a nuisance candidate? Go has access to public funds.
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"Who is this stupid God? This son of a bitch is then really stupid." -Duterte, June 22, 2018.
President Rodrigo Duterte shed tears and professed his faith in God in the Holy Land veering away from his usual tirades against the church.
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Gotta love Wikipedia's way of immortalizing Ferdinand Marcos.
#MarcosNotAHero
#ArawNgMagnanakaw
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Effective talaga ang sige-humarurot-ka-habang-tinatawid ko-tong-pedestrian-lane kind of stare. 😉
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Digong, Digong, Bakit Ka Pa Ginawa? (Lualhati Bautista, 2018.) Chz!
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Oh. A three-peat, y’all.
VP Robredo's office gets highest audit rating for 3rd straight year
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Fun fact: Nagawa ni Former VP Leni Robredo na makapag-nationwide poverty alleviation program (via Angat Buhay) nang walang "satellite offices."
Di ba narrative nila dati seat warmer lang ang VP? So bakit kailangan madaming satellite offices? Magti-Trip to Jerusalem around the Philippines siya nang mag-isa?
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Reminds me of the time when, after GMA News Online published articles on his plagiarism, Tito Sotto threatened to pull Eat Bulaga out of GMA-7.
This isn't the first time for him to pull such a nasty stunt, and Inquirer has no reason to give in.
Push back. Hold the line.
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Dear PCOO: Pakituro po sa mapa kung saan ang Norwegia. Salamat.😶
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Uhm, ito po ang i-reprimand ninyo,
@DILGPhilippines
!
LOOK: Las Piñas residents gathered at the city hall today as the local gov’t released relief goods
Under the community quarantine in Luzon, the public is urged to stay at home to prevent the spread of
#COVID19
. Social distancing was also not properly implemented
📹 Sheil Andes
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Who wore it better?
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This, while the Palace is busy justifying the rape anecdote.
In Sagñay, CamSur today. Heartbreaking to see the damage left by
#UsmanPH
, to hear the stories of those who lost their loved ones and their homes to the landslide. Our office will continue to seek ways to help them rebuild their lives. We hope more of you will join us.
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Attn: Persida, Erfe, Kabayan, Dominic Almelor, Suzy Mercado, Duterte, and everyone else who demonized vaccines for political gain:
3-year-old Junaisa became the first polio case in the Philippines after nearly 2 decades. Polio paralyzed her permanently in 2019.
We revisited Junaisa this year as partners came together to help on her rehabilitation. Read her story:
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Not a fan of intellectualizing that doesn't move things forward, ignores legitimate calls, and is done in a time of something as brazen as genocide.
@ezralacsamana
Read the piece written by Palestinian and Israeli Deans of public policy schools at Princeton and Columbia
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From no less than our former Audit Commissioner Heidi Mendoza:
Duterte to COA: Stop that flagging, d*** it. Do not publish it because it will condemn the agency or person that your are flagging. Wag kayong sige ng flag nang flag, tapos wala namang napreso, wala naman lahat. When you flag, there is already a taint of corruption, by perception
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Iboboto niyo si Bato na may command responsibility sa drug-related killings as PNP chief?
Iboboto niyo si Grace Poe na siniraan ang Dalian trains at the commuters' expense?
Iboboto niyo si Jinggoy despite his involvement in PDAF scam?
Iboboto niyo si—hay kakapagod we never learn.
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