Good morning Colonel K . A group of zebras is commonly called a dazzle. The name "dazzle" is thought to come from the visual effect created by their stripes when they are running together, which can confuse predators. This is why Leanne and I dress as zebras when we run 😁

Good morning Timothy Lumsden. Today, a woman becomes the astronomer royal for the first time in its 350 year history. And is part of a team sending probes to Jupiters icy moons. Looking for intelligent life? More chance of finding it there than here 🤭. Language Timothy!

Good morning Lt. John Dunbar . Some of the Native American characters in Dances with Wolves includes “Stands With A Fist” and “Wind In His Hair”. What would your Native American name be?. Mine would be Farts When He Stands 🙄. Have a good day, go ride the prairie 😁

Now I’m not a clever person by anyone’s standards (apart from The Sun readers), but I see a lot of people here asking Grok questions. Is this Grok fella some sort of Wizard? . I just ask the present Mrs Hames. She knows everything 🙄😬.

Good morning Disco Duck. Time to crawl out of bed, face Monday and all it can throw at us and say “WHERE ARE YOU? LET’S BE ‘AVIN YOU” in true Delia Smith style 😁

Day two at Devizes Fulltone festival😁

Good morning Willie Wood. The message now alighting on Twitter/X is the good morning message from me. Have a super day, what delights are you getting up to today then??????. Good length!!!!

A gorgeous Enya section at Devizes Fulltone festival

Good morning Stewart Granger. The present Mrs Hames and I are at a music festival this weekend, the Fulltone festival in Devizes. Yes I shall provide updates.Yes you can sing along.Yes you may comment on Mrs Hames’ attire .No you may not share snacks. Limits!!!!

Good morning Putney Bridge. You put your left arm in, your left arm out.In, out, in, out, you shake it all about.You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around.That's what it's all about. Just don’t turn around too quick. With your low blood pressure you’ll be over!!!. Peace ✌🏻

Good morning Des Barnes. On this day in 2013 It was announced that the Pride and Prejudice author Jane Austen would feature on the next £10 note avoiding a long-term absence of women represented on banknotes. She got the nod just ahead of Irene Handl 😁. Have a smashing day!

Good morning Stuart McGugan. Meet the gang because the boys are here.The boys to entertain you.With music and laughter to help you on your way.To raising the rafters with a, "hey, hey, hey!". Lovely boys…….

Good morning Derek Deadman. I’m getting a little fed up with people who presume I am an adult as they base this purely on my age!!!!! Not fair!!!!!. Have a lovely Tuesday. If you’re a Mrs Worthington then may I humbly suggest you don’t put your daughter on the stage. Thank you 😁

Do you ever get that strange feeling like you’re being watched……….

Good morning Joan Ferguson . He used to give me roses.I wish he could again.but that was on the outside.and things were different then. I would have much preferred Quality Street however 🤷🏻. Have a trouble free day 😁

Good morning Mike Ditka . What number is this Chip?.7A!. Let’s all be daydream believers today, all hiding ‘neath the wings of the bluebird as she sings 😁. Have a good one 😁👍

Delighted to be at the Devizes vegan market 😁

Good morning Roy Race . Today’s to do list!!!!. 1. Running, interval training.2. Visit a vegan market in Devizes with the present Mrs Hames.3. Watch Wales under 20’s vs Italy under 20’s 🏉.4. Steak, mash and veg for tea.5. Watch Conclave.6. Listen to Usyk vs Dubois 🥊

Watching St Elsewhere………I see the microphone………I see you boom operator, I see you 😂😂😂

Good morning Mrs Porty. I wanna know…… have you ever seen the rain? .Oh Creedence Clearwater Revival…….silly chaps!!!! . Domino-hoo-hoo