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"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
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Ini Pak Usma. Pak Usma pemilik warung di Wahid Hasyim.
Waktu aksi 'damai' kemarin, warungnya dijarah perusuh.
Yang paling banyak diambil apa?
Rokok. Imagine that.
Kerugian dia 6jt an.
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Love the colonial-style tropical shorts.
We live in the goddamn tropics. We should formalize shorts wear for EVERYONE.
Gaya mahasiswa dan mahasiswi di Yogyakarta pada tahun 1948. Kota pelajar sejak dulu.
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Tifatul,
The greatest miracle in our modern age is the fact that no one has punched your face in public yet.
You should be thankful for that, you absolutly useless puddle of fermenting camel semen.
Wah...wah...si mbak e, kalau benar dari mahasiswa, ini sudah pembelokan issu. Kok dari RUU KPK jadi begini. Di negeri ini Zina memang DILARANG mbak. Biar kaum ibu terhormat dan turunan selamat... *PemboncengLiberalis#
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That's a plate carrier. It literally just holds ballistic plates. It's also a great way to add some weight to your training if you put in training plates/training weights. It's also a very convenient way to carry plates.
I'm no fan of AHY, but calling him out on THIS is moronic.
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Kok bodoh ya.
Tiket bayar pakai rupiah, tapi rupiah dari dompet tertentu gak bisa.
Transportasi umum harusnya bisa diakses dari manapun. Bukan malah membantu perusahaan tertentu mengembangkan user base.
Bayar Tiket MRT Jakarta Tak Bisa Lagi Pakai DANA, OVO, GoPay, dan LinkAja per 1 Juli
#TempoVideo
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@BNGPY
"Diungkapkan, pemerkosaan itu terjadi sekitar akhir Desember 2022 lalu. Tak lama setelah kejadian, keluarga korban dan keluarga para pelaku dimediasi oleh sekelompok anggota LSM."
'Segerombolan' anggota LSM?
Mulai sekarang mungkin kita harus menyebut anggota2 LSM 'gerombolan'.
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Gak apa bisa dibangun kembali, kata masyarakat Twitter yang gak harus keluarin duit buat bangun lagi, mikirin nasib pegawai yang gak punya pekerjaan lagi, mikirin nasib pemilik yang harus ngeliat penghasilannya hancur.
Pemilik Legian Resto di jl Perwakilan Yogya tdk pernah menyangka kalau hari ini restonya akan habis dilalap api krn unjuk rasa yg rusuh di Malioboro Yogyakarta.
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Okay. Look at your CVs.
Look at it now.
Realize that it will never, ever, in your wildest dream, be as badass as this dude's.
Kill your egos.
Congratulations! Dr.
@JonnyYKim
, former enlisted
#NavySEAL
member, math degree holder
@uofsandiego
, &
@harvardmed
alumnus, for becoming the 1st Korean-American
@NASA
astronaut to embark on assignments to the
@Space_Station
, Artemis missions to the Moon, and potentially Mars!
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God the stupidity in the replies.
Listen.
If a sex worker uploads her own content, that's HER right.
If you engage her services, record it, and then upload it without HER consent, that's douchebaggery. And criminal.
This is SIMPLE.
High Alert ya buat semua dan tolong bantu:
Jika sudah ada orang yang bilang bahwa ada foto/video intimnya tersebar karena ulah pelaku non consensual intimate image distribution, stop di kamu. Langsung report akunnya.
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If I was in economy class, and they're in economy class, then yes, I'd gladly switch seats with a child who is experiencing his/her first flight.
You lose nothing. You make a child happy. Everything is better for all.
This edgy, entitled bullshit is a mark of I'll-breeding.
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Ya kalau emang dirasa jelek terus kenapa dia bilang jelek?
Why do we have to be proud of, and feel allegiance to, shit we never chose?
Kayanya dia kena syndrome orang2 Indonesia yg tinggal di luar negeri, seneng ngejelek2in negara tanah airnya. Banyak yg kaya gini.
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When even a
@KemenkeuRI
official told us to find shady ways around a bullshit regulation.
Oh Indonesia. You're hopeless.
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Heran sama warganet yang minta mobil ini ditindak
@DivHumas_Polri
.
Ini plat QH kan plat penguasa. Milik kelas sosial khusus yang berada di atas rakyat biasa.
Gak mungkin lah ditindas sama Plokis. Orang Plokis yang hormat2 siap ndan sama mereka.
Masih ada aja mobil yang pakai lampu² seperti ini.
Gak sadar mengganggu kenyamanan orang lain. 🤨
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1. Kenapa gak Quraish Shihab aja? Harus pakai ayah Najwa Shihab?
2. KENAPA ADA ALAMAT LENGKAP?? MAU KIRIM GOFOOD??
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The trope is real:
The bapak-bapak in red is still loudly expounding the multi-billion Rupiah nature of his project while banging the table at Starbucks.
Like EVERYONE could hear every detail of his story.
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@ferdiriva
@danedgustama
1. Didiemin aja.
2. Yang rekam juga didiemin.
3. Rekaman dipublikasikan.
Ntah berapa kode etik yang dilanggar rumah sakit.
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There is something horrifically wrong about POLRI's professional culture.
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This guy needs a baseball bat to the face.
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Because the Japanese, and the Singaporeans - as seen in the tweet after the quoted one - understand that disclosing the patient's name to MOFA will inevitably lead to it leaking to Indonesia's notoriously trashy media.
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Stalin, Mao, and Polpot said hi.
It's not the religion per se. It's the faith. The belief. The utter certainty that that belief is the right one and that it must dominate all. The lack of question.
Unfortunately, you find most of those in the faithful.
Gw nanya dong beneran, orang2 atheis tuh pernah nge bom, ngebunuh, membantai orang2 ga?
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You know. The Indonesian medical profession is full of preachy, sharia types though. Ironic that in a profession based on science, evidence, and humanity.
Just ask any of your unmarried women friends going in for pap smears.
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Tempo continues to hit it out of the park. This is some great journalism.
Having said that, I don't know why we bother. Let's just pretend they don't exist and let them fucking rot where they are. Not our problem anymore.
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So PROUD to say that we're finally exporting our 'kenal orang dalem' culture globally.
Indonesia boleh jadi berpeluang bisa dianulir hukumannya oleh WADA. Sebab, Menpora Zainudin Amali disebut berhubungan baik dengan Presiden WADA Witold Banka.
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Lol.
Semua orang padat. Si dosen berhak baca dulu. Berhak setuju apa nggak.
Si mahasiswa berhak nanya kapan bisa ditemui untuk ttd karena dia juga punya jadwal. Dapat tekanan. Mungkin ada hal lain yang harus dia lakukan jadi harus atur jadwal jauh hari.
Begini ya adik adik, dosen juga kadang bisa padat dan pusing di masa2 begini. Nguji seabrek2 yg ngajuin revisian buannyak, masih dikejar bikin silabus, kurikulum kampus merdeka, riset, dll. Jadi harap maklum ya dan gak usah baperan. Positive thinking aja terus.
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Ini lucu banget masih aja ribut2 klarifikasi Head Security Whatsapp.
Orangnya aja udah lepas. Terus diem sekarang. Plokis juga diem. Semua diem.
Lah negara kita kan emang negara diem. Dari dulu sampai sekarang kasus tentang penguasa kan gak ada yang beres.
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Folks: Doing all they can from home, while dealing with the anxiety of not knowing when they can leave and thinking about the survivals of their businesses and employees, biting their nails in fear.
Woke Twitter:
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Kerja di tempat yang kulturnya overworked sampai gak tidur dua hari kok bangga ya?
Sama aja sama anak ahensi yang bangga lembur mulu.
Its not a good thing guys. Maybe it's time TVs and ad agencies have a long hard look about how they do their businesses.
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Did not vote for this guy. Do not like this guy. For the most part he and his shenanigans are ridiculous.
But dude has it right this time. Kemenkes is barely competent.
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The damned muslims proudly displayed their stupidity, the damned hindus proudly displayed their stupidity, now the damned catholics don't want to be left out.
Religion is a pox on humanity.
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PLEASE
For once in our history.
INVESTIGATE this, and then reveal all to the public. We need to know who did this, how, where, and why.
At the very least, please have an accounting for this.
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Berani apa? Ya bilang salah. Just because she's an ibu2 galak jilbab doesn't mean she's the ultimate authority of anything, really.
At the end of the day this bullshit 7th century middle eastern superstition is nothing but a disease.
Woi SJW ama Feminist, kalo bu Ning yang ngomong begini, lo pada berani apa lo? 😁😂🤭
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Don't do this. Please.
Because the cops will respond with lethal force. And they would be justified.
Then you'd bitch and moan about it.
I really just don't want to see you people bitch and moan about getting hit back.
Oleh pendemo di Hongkong, terkadang laser disorot langsung ke mata Polisi. Efeknya kerusakan retina secara permanen. Polisi Hongkong sering dibikin susah dg taktik ini.
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1. This headline has been replaced by one on the late President.
2. We VOTED for this guy. This was OUR fault. Fucking own it, cowards. One day when your kids ask you why thieves run the nation, have the moral courage to look them in the eyes and say, "I put them there."
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Am I the only one that automatically read St. as 'Saint' instead of 'Stasiun'?
Like 'Saint Benhil'?
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Just to remind all of us that to this day, there has never been an official accounting of this crime.
Not.
A.
One.
The Indonesian government seems content to sweep this under the rug and pretend it never happened.
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Ya ngeri.
Tapi kalau nggak buka para pedagang gak dapet uang. Disini kan gak bisa apply for unemployment. Social security is a joke, at best. Widodo's government isn't about to take responsibility for funding all these folks because...the money isn't there.
Terus gimana?
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My recommendation for a handshake alternative in these trying times.
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This thread shows you that Indonesians just can't MISS the opportunity to be needlessly salty just to show how fucking edgy they are.
Don't you fucking people have better things to do?
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The Indonesian National Police, long one of the most corrupt institution in the land, needs some serious reorganizing.
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zOoM iS DAngEROUs!! pEopLe ArE sTOOpId!
Yes, if you're discussing NATSEC/confidential/proprietary information, you shouldn't use zoom.
But if you're a teacher harried by the pain of having to teach kids remotely, learning a new platform, coming up with lesson plans, then use it
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Guys here's something serious: Since its apparent that the cops are starting to shoot you people, it behooves you to learn how to treat and stabilize gunshot wounds. Here's a link to some resources. They're in English. LEARN these.
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Pertanyaan pagi ini untuk direnungkan:
Telkom ngasih apa dan berapa ke KPI supaya KPI mau menelurkan wacana ngawasin Netflix?
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This is damning.
We have always suspected that the government lied to us in the beginning.
If this is true, we need a reckoning. When this crisis is over, we need to scrutinize Joko Widodo's decision to cover this up and hide it from the public.
@NephiLaxmus
@ridwankamil
Sebenarnya sudah positif dari tanggal 3, dan sudah ada press confrence terbatas melalui pejabat daerah. Tapi oleh Pemerintah Pusat buru-buru dibantah dan dibuat media blackout.
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@fxmario
@twittibeth
Gue setuju sih. Se suka2nya gue sama Ahok gue kesel kenapa bacotnya gak ketahan.
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Kok bodoh sih.
Why is this government so fucking opaque.
Ini bukan transparency yang kita minta, tolol. Koordinator lo siapa sih? Gue cari ah.
Yang kita minta keterbukaan data tentang kasus, cluster, Daerah sebaran, contacts dan lokasi, dan contact tracing.
You moron.
Yang menuntut transparasi2 keterbukaan kalau terkait privasi, mohon di baca ini...
#FaktaCorona
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Lol. Dan
@kemkominfo
koar2 tentang kedaulatan internet. Dan RUU PDP nggak jadi2.
Dan karena
@Telkom
penguasa lokal, ini bakal dihilangkan aja. Swept under the rug.
What is it about Indonesia that we have a lot of stuff, but only the most mediocre versions of those stuff.
Hello, Indihome customers, your browsing history is out on the open. So are your KTP numbers
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Let's jump in!
1. Contacting a prospective employee at 21.30 for a next-day interview at 10.00 is highly unprofessional. This is a red flag.
2. Having said that, if you can/want to work there, then 'jogging ke UI' is really not a good reply. Just say you have other plans.
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Indonesia harga mati is a self delusion. No polity is ever harga mati.
Nationalism is loyalty to real estate most of you never chose.
If he wants to think Indonesia is shit, and let's admit there are a lot of shit in Indonesia, let him.
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Just 25 years ago Rwanda was in the midst of a bloody civil war that featured widespread genocide. This is where they are now.
We've been 'free' how long? And look at where we are now.
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Inget ya sebelum mengkultuskan aktivis:
Orang2 ini juga ketika diberi kuasa juga gampang menghilangkan hak orang lain, terutama yang ideologinya nggak mau nurut sama dia.
Sama aja.
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KAJIAN MUI.
Like. What the fuck.
Why do we keep allowing this largely useless, often nefarious, organization continue to be funded by public funds?
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What a mess. Poor kids. People need to go to jail for this idiocy.
I mean you have to be a special moron to get kids to walk along the banks of a major river in the rainy season and not have enough PPE for everyone.
Pramuka is bullshit anyway. Kemping mabok ngebaks aja napa.
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In any case, here's the 'Crimes of Grindelwald' tl;dr
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This is completely irresponsible, and furthermore, borderline criminal.
You are pushing untested and unproven herbalism to cure a pandemic that is causing untold global losses to...what? Win brownie points?
Tampilan Herbavid 19. Alhamdulillah sudah banyak yg sembuh dr Covid 19 setelah mengkonsumsi Herbavid 19🙏
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This is...actually correct. The reason Gen X had to learn to have thick skin and a nihilistic worldview is because most of us didn't have any choice.
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A reminder that a high casualty rate among medical professionals should really worry us more than most other things.
We. Cannot. Mass. Produce. Skilled. Doctors. And. Nurses.
A total of 114 doctors died during July 1-17, the highest number reported for any period of similar length and more than 20 percent of the 545 total doctor deaths from COVID-19 since the beginning of the pandemic, officials from Indonesia Medical ...
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The thing about americans is that they always think that 'I've been somewhere for like a month and now I understand everything there is to know about the place. You people who actually live there STFU because OBVIOUSLY, my opinion as an american is more valid than yours."
This is a DAMN lie. This is all about anti-Black hatred. I have been to Bali and people have no problem with all the white people who move over there and do whatever.
Now that Black people are going over there in significant numbers and doing well, NOW it’s a problem
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I admire your dedication to your paymasters. We can all learn from you.
Kalau gitu trotoar juga bongkar aja. Zebra Cross. Pelican Crossing juga. Pokoknya apapun yg dipake pejalan kaki utk berjalan kaki selama ini, ilangin aja. Kalau alasannya adalah tidak berguna kalau hujan (ataupun panas)
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Ya kalau gak gini gak bisa beli rumah dan mobil mewah ya Min.
@novarowisnu
Halo, Kak. Mohon maaf atas ketidaknyamanannya. Perlu diketahui bahwa setiap barang yang masuk ke Indonesia dianggap sebagai barang impor sehingga terutang bea masuk dan pajak impor termasuk gift.
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Lol. You're not even on my radar before this. Go away, little man.
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As a
@jokowi
voter I'd like to point out that this is EXACTLY what his administration is like:
Do everything in their powers to make the optics look good.
That's it. It's the optics. Results? Secondary. Pakde musti keliatan cakep.
Same thing with his foreign policy.
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Makasih ya
@aniesbaswedan
, dan klean yang milih dia, udah miara preman lagi di Tenabang. Mudah2an setoran lancar.
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Perhaps one should not take rice-eating lesson from a Britishman, who come from a Kingdom that once controlled 3/4th of the world, and yet still failed to learn how to eat rice, or use spices, properly.
Ladies and gentlemen, remember we always use a knife and fork or chopsticks to eat rice! We do not use our hands or fingers !!! 😨
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I love how white trash SJWs come to Asia to tell us brown savages that we live wrong.
How this bitch isn't stabbed and dumped in a ditch is a testament how tolerant we are.
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Interesting link about Diponegoro.
People tend to glorify their heroes, forgetting that they were products of their times.
Diponegoro was basically a 19th century warlord.
Bung Tomo was a G-leader.
They were in it for the power.
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Putting thousands at risk for political gains is peak Indonesian democracy.
And the rabble ate it up.
Di Tanah Merah, termsk Plumpang ini, AB dulu kontrak politik utk tdk menggusur. Pdhl kawasan buffer zone milik Pertamina ini bahaya ditinggali. Ahok bahkan sudah ingatkan AB tapi demi suara, dia ngeyel. Sekarang kawasan plumpang kebakaran hebat. Sedih
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This...is disturbing. I fully believe this doctor needs to be removed from the medical profession.
Moralizing, fame-seeking, social climbing glory hounds have no business treating patients.
Kisah Dr. Gia Pratama Saat Ungkap Perselingkuhan Pasiennya. Masih Ada Aja yg Begini nih?
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Terkadang pengin teriak ke netijen:
KLEAN KEMANA AJA 10 TAUN TERAKHIR?!?!?!?!?!?
Seriously, this shit was visible since at least 2003.
But none of y'all gave a shit about it.
7 Kampus negeri terpapar radikalisme.
Ada tanggapan dari BEM masing2 kampus negeri tersebut?
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Maybe they can ask god for help. See how far that takes them.
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It's amazing how Muslims celebrate the live of, and mourn the death of, a man who is responsible for the deaths of more Muslims than the US or Israel, just because he was killed by America.
Amusing how the whole 'Shia sesat' thing disappears.
What a bunch of hypocritical morons
Secarik kertas lusuh yg ditemukan di saku Jendral Qaseem Sulaimani bertuliskan:
"Duhai yg tak prnh menolak kebaikan walau sedikit & selalu memaafkan kesalahan walau banyak, terimalah dariku yg sedikit & & maafkan kesalahanku yg banyak. Sungguh Kau Maha Pengampun & Maha Penyayang"
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Padahal tinggal jawab aja, "Seminggu lagi ya." Atau, 'Dua minggu lagi ya, nanti saya kabarin.'
Kelar.
The POINT of a university is the STUDENT. Not the professors.
Dia bayar SPP. They're the CLIENTS.
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Ketololan paling besar Indonesia adalah merasa bahwa ulama tidak boleh dikritik/hina.
Orang-orang yang mengaku berbicara atas nama 'tuhan' (ntah tuhan yang mana) paling pantas dikritik dan dicerca.
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Good morning friends, dog lovers, jihadi haters, and decent people on Indonesian twitter! Meet the good boy who cornered Al-Baghdadi and made him activate his s-vest.
He's a Belgian Malinois. His name is classified because he's a USASOC boy. He's a quiet professional.
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This is so quintessentially pejabat Indonesia that even a condolence poster needs a picture of that pejabat just so he doesn't loose that opportunity to tampil.
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PKS lah. Sesuai dengan praktik elo kan? Islamofasisme dan rasisme demi uang dan kuasa.
Kalau mau lebih serius, Hizbullah selalu open recruitment. Etapi musti Shia.
Kalau mau sesama saudara Islamofasis Sunni bisa kd Jabhat Fatah al Sham.
Kalau mau lebih komika Boko Haram.
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I...
Okay.
So APPARENTLY this Burmese PE teacher was doing cardio to 'Bang Jago' with the coup going on in the background.
Yes. This is real.
Don't anyone tell you Indonesia isn't involved.
Una mujer hizo su clase de aerobic sin darse cuenta de que estaban dando el golpe de Estado en Myanmar. Y pues puede verse como el convoy de militares llega al parlamento.
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Here's a WILD idea: Hilangkan pendidikan agama di sekolah negeri. Ganti dengan kurikulum civics yang toleran dan sekuler plus evidence-based.
Kembalikan pilihan indoktrinasi agama ke ortu yang kemudian bisa dibenturkan/dikritisi di sekolah.
Kemenag berencana mengganti buku pendidikan agama Islam di seluruh Indonesia.
Tujuannya, menurut Kemenag, demi “mencegah penyebaran radikalisme maupun intoleransi” di tengah masyarakat. 👀
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Minister Qoumas,
You're one of the few Ministers I genuinely respect. However, using a person lying helpless on a hospital bed to blatantly pander for clout is rather tasteless.
Someone should've told you that this is not a good look.
Thanks.
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I find this to be average American. No matter the color, creed, or whatever they are, they always feel that the rest of the world needs to care about, and consider, their own little issues.
This is a very US-centric view. The Balinese aren't obligated to care about American racial hierarchies or politics. To them, an American earning USD while paying Bali prices is privileged. Her encouraging others to move to Bali during a pandemic is even worse.
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Lah. The left will always defend and make excuses for the poor. No matter how racist or violent they are. This is known.
Orang gruduk mall sambil teriak "Cina ngent*t"
Terus abis2an dibela sama SJW kiri, dengan alasan perang kelas
I was right to hate leftists so much
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Fuck these people.
We have provided the solution: We pay taxes. Their JOBS is to think of a solution.
Bitching and shitposting about PUBLIC-FUNDED officials is a human fucking right.
Kritik harus konstruktif dan menyertakan solusi? Gimana menurutmu?🤷
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Apparently according to this CSIS study I'm reading, most 'millennials' think that our most beneficial international relationship is with the KSA, while our most detrimental one is with the PRC.
Like, seriously? What the fuck have you been smoking, Indonesian millennials?
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Basically true with woke triggered thinkpol that cries 'cultural appropriation'. The people with the culture are usually fine with it.
Wanna talk about racism and privilege? Presuming that you need to be offended on behalf of other people is racist as fuck.
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And
@DivHumas_Polri
doesn't understand why we despise them.
In my estimation it's time for the cops to get hit back hard. They've been acting with impunity for decades.
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Jawaban thread ini kok penuh ketololan ya.
When you refuse to examine history with a critical, cynical eyes, you get blindly trusting sheep like these people.
Eh tapi par for the course sih
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James fucking Hoot can go back to whatever shit hole he came from and take his white vegan ass away from the brown savages he seeks to save from themselves.
Oh wait. He can't. Because whatever shit hole he came from is probably locked down.
And now we're stuck with him.
contoh bule sarap di bali: ada warga jualan telur utk nafkahin keluarga, malah dibilang sumber pandemi, ngatain peternakan di bali, nuduh non-vegan penyebab wabah, dll. padahal numpang hidup di bali. gimana ga senep 🤯
btw, yang di bali, silakan dibeli jualan telur bapaknya 🥚
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I like how Jokowi got away with being very comfy during a formal event by wearing the Badui traditional dress.
Please normalize that as a good formal alternative to batik. Because I'd rock those sandals over dress shoes any day.
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@rayafahreza
@KyivIndependent
Like that Ukrainian soldier said in the beginning of the war: "We're lucky they're so stupid."
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Mine will be:
There are men that needs shooting. It ain't gonna be your job to figure out who's who.
Your job is to make sure you're safe by shooting them first.
You can always apologize later.
Nasihat gw kalo punya anak cewek:
Jangan hidup berasumsi menikahi cowok sempurna.
Hiduplah dng asumsi akan menikah dengan (ternyata) cowok brengsek, kabur, dan gak mau bertanggung-jawab.
Option and backup plan is strength.
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Keluarga mbak ini bisa jalan2 ke tempat yang lebih islami dan cocok dengan ideologi.
I heard Idlib is nice this time of year. Kunar province also promises to be exciting and fun.
Or you can visit the faithful in Wilayat Garb Ifrqiya if you feel like an African adventure.
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