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24 year old woman seeking the cure for beautiful princess disorder.
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I hate this fucking emoji because you know people are gonna smack you with one of these during an argument thinking they're the unbothered comedian of the year after they just spent the past 30 mins playing the keyboard bongos and rage-crying in your mentions
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furries are cool but bro this just ruined my life.... he's right
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misplacing my phone is always bad for me bc when people are like "do you want me to call it?" no. it's always on silent. always. not even on vibrate. silent.
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every new vtuber that debuts first tweets are just like: MOMMY MILKIES SPANK ME DADDY I'm a bottom. you're a bottom deez nuts L+ Ratio I'm a top . I wash my rice. daddy bully me harder
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remember when WeRateDogs changed a dog's arabic name to george because they said it would get more rts
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why is this literally the fucking funniest image ever
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people write a/b/o fics of you and you're the omega. YOU LOSE
everyone that's mad that I won can stay mad! there's so many people that were deserving of recognition for the amazing things they've done this year, including the other nominees and tons of others that weren't nominated and I still hope they get as much appreciation as possible.
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me realizing I'm getting older and all my favorite characters will remain the same age for eternity and characters I used to be younger than, i am now older than
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can we talk about this for tumblr post of the decade
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no offense but if I thirst tweeted about a character and the voice actor replied I would fucking deactivate
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damn if you're gonna vandalize a wiki at least be funny
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my new favorite saying is "fujoshis find a way" in situations that have absolutely nothing to do with yaoi
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once kpop fans start qrting you saying "umm what??" with shitty memes of like jimin or something looking at his phone confused u know it's about to be over
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"So you're a girl that likes anime huh? Have you heard of My Hero Academia?"
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thread of things I desperately want to eat but I know I cannot
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if you like kind gentle non threatening dumb as hell no brain big boobies men then may I present. him
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me when I mentioned anime and the kid across from me in class said "have you heard of My Hero Academia?"
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if you're 1 day over 18 people online are like YOU'RE AN ADULT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS WITH ANYONE UNDER 18 DON'T TALK TO THEM and if you're like 17 years and 364 days old you're a baby child who shits themselves and says googoo gaagaa
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our professor gave us an assignment to post our favorite work of visual art and explain why we like it to the class and someone posted this...
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i forget who said it but almost like... 2 years ago an oomf tweeted "I have to switch from diluc to barbara every time I pick flowers in genshin. can't stand the sight of grown men picking daisies" and I think about it every day
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see okay the new holo guys might not have good models but they're tweeting about bionicles and warrior cats and yours are an hour into debut talking about fucking and sucking each other
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he's named WHAT
🌼Cock Robin
“Umm.. I am Cock Robin, a secretary from Central Country.”
CV: Hirofumi Nojima (Shun Izuki/KnB, Haru Yukima/7 Seeds)
A clerk working in Central Country as Drummond’s subordinate. A friendly personality, but he’s scared of the wizards. Kanaria is his newlywed.
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having "in idol hell" in your bio is just the weeb equivalent to "live laugh love"
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everyone hear me out but why is avallum kinda becoming the bridge between nijiEN & holostars ...
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violin rosin:
- forbidden jolly rancher
- wish my mom let me play the violin so I could snack on these bad boys
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molten glass:
- oooogofkjdjd gooey
- you may eat it. once
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this is so surreal. a flat earther getting into an argument with an enstars bot. this should be put into a time capsule.
You can't believe it because you've probably never used your brain before and I guess it hurts
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polly pocket clothes:
- a classic
- probably have a few of these bitches floating around undigested in my stomach
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- 'is this what understanding a political cartoon feels like'
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@KingDelta914
1. not everyone's first language is english.
2. untag me if you're going to say stuff like this and embarrass me
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big day for people whose only personality trait is comparing blonde characters to howl
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bar soap:
- chewy
- I'm shaking
- fuck yuo I'm gonna eat it
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pencil grips:
- in elementary school a large portion of my diet included these
- technically a pasta
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you guys ever zone out hard when playing rhythm games and you just kinda leave your body but your fingers keep going from muscle memory
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gavis bettel be like: hey guys sorry for being 30 mins late to stream I just got my arm cut off and needed to go to the hospital but i just got back and wanted to stream for you guys :)
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clay:
- smells good and earthy
- touch it its squishy and cold
- delicious
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I FUCKING GOT IT BACK
WHOEVER STOLE MY PACKAGE OFF MY PORCH I HOPE YOU LIKE THE HOLOSTARS VALENTINES DAY MERCH YOU RAT FUCKING BASTARD
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this man woke up this morning not knowing he was about to have the worst day of his life
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but seriously the enstars times square ad is so fucking funny and pointless.. do they think these native new yorkers just trying to get to work are gonna be like YOOO IS THAT IZUMI SENA?
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at this point in my life I need to date someone who is into vtubers themselves bc no one else is going to get it... oh sorry babe ur really cool but this random guy in australia will always win over you...
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pink erasers:
- I'll keep it real with you guys I've bitten one before
- mmm smell nice when u erase things
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wasabi:
- okay technically this one can be eaten
- but I have the urge to dig into it with a spoon and eat it like ice cream
- I don't think I should
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FOR EVERYONE WONDERING I'VE NEVER READ ANY MCYT FICS I WAS SIMPLY MAKING AN EDUCATED GUESS
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being a vtuber fan is crazy because if you go out for the night like a normal socially active person the universe punishes you by being like "okay so there was 5 unarchived karaokes your oshi was being the funniest person alive but the vod is gone & everyone saw it except you."
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dishwasher tablets:
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- forbidden sweetart candy
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@yugobyte
right like can I know your favorite color before you start sexting each other on the tl
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@PANNACOTTAZ
all of it just feels like "hehe I have a cute model and I just made a super sexual joke. you may laugh now"
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sanrio pudding squishies:
- ONLY THESE SPECIFIC ONES
- my mouth is watering
- jiggle
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everything I've learned about these men has been against my will I would rather have my brain melt in my skull and leak out of my eyes than ever read a fic of dream
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it literally happened
@rukanazumi
i agree but its really embarassing for you to say this when you like vtubers and have a sonny brisko pfp... maybe your nijisanji oshis should go to military too
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dream doesn't even play minecraft anymore he just periodically posts pictures of his face to ruin everyone's day
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I'll have a bad day and come home like "that was a rough day but... fujoshis always find a way." someone stop me
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dental wax:
- I had braces so this was always in my mouth
- soft and minty I'm gonna feast
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this image inspires levels of rage in me I didn't think we're humanly possible
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'Pathetic' frog birthday cake leaves Shinobu amazed: "It was really cool"
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normal people: hey don't ship gross shit
some 27 year old with half their head shaved: that's censorship...and Hitler did that....
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dryer sheets:
- they probably taste as good as they smell
- I don't think I can help myself much longer i have to consume one
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my favorite thing about enstars fans is every time their fav gets a card their first and only reaction is "I wish I was dead in a ditch"
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in the hypmic game you won't be able to interact with saburo past 8PM because that's his bedtime
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people who are both fujoshis and yumejoshis at the same time are the most highly advanced thinkers of our generation. get some fujoyumes in office we'll have world peace dealt with by friday
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telling people to watch sonny is always a gamble because are they not gonna find this funny or do u find him the funniest man alive like i do here
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enstars fans will be like "it's just for fun!" and then start punching each other
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uhh clay mask thing:
- if any of you have used this you know what I mean
- you mix it with apple cider vinegar
- I already really like vinegar and want to drink it (maybe I have before)
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I don't know how to explain it but I don't think enstars getting an english version will attract new annoying fans because all the annoying people who are going to be into enstars have ALREADY discovered it. does this make sense
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ryan laughing while reading an A3 fan's username "catboychikage" is absolutely killing me
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this is the worst fucking comment I've ever read in my life
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my mom just posted this on facebook I'm gonna have a stroke
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you guys will never in a million fucking years guess what song is playing in this ad
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