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Last Seen Profiles
Original photo of Washington crossing the Delaware, taken using an 1811 model Canon EOS digital camera.
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This lil dude.😀
(Telescopefish. This deep-sea species lives in depths between 500 and 3000 meters.)
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A brief history of White House pets.
Dogs are the most popular, followed by cats. A turtle is a highly unconventional pick..
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@handeone
The heck does that even mean?
"It also was conducted in a small number of mice that were more likely to develop cancer over their lifetime, researchers noted."
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Lyndon Johnson's letter to the Trump family upon hearing of Donald's bone spurs.
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On sale now! Limited Edition
#MAGA
House Arrest Ankle Bracelet.
You can't leave home without it!
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Not sure the Walter Reed COVID Center can accommodate all of the people that have licked
@realDonaldTrump
's balls in the past week. 😷
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Ooooh .. And
@realDonaldTrump
is DOWN! Tremendous hit from the 1st Amendment to the United States Constitution and the NFL!!!
#TakeTheKnee
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If this isn't the most retweeted thing in history, The internet's fuckin' up.
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I'm just gonna go ahead and nominate Stacey Abrams for Secretary of whatever tf she wants to do.
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Obama takes out Osama Bin Laden while hosting the Correspondent's dinner.
@realDonaldTrump
shuts down government while hosting Fake News Awards.
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Of all the Presidents in my lifetime. I can't think of any until
@realDonaldTrump
when "Oh for the love of god, shut the fuck up." was part of my daily mantra.
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Every time a bell rings., one of
@realDonaldTrump
's campaign staff gets indicted.
#ItsAWonderfulLife
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@handeone
Hrmm..
The study found that 9 of 40 mice exposed to E-cig smoke with nicotine for 54 weeks developed lung adenocarcinomas. None of the 20 mice from the study exposed to the same E-cig smoke without nicotine developed cancer.
They're saying nic causes cancer. 1st time ever..
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Quick recommendation..
If you see the trend about Joe Barton and a nude photo. Don't google it.
There is a dark place at the bottom of that rabbit hole.
Trust me.
Do Not Google it.
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@BillKristol
@5141quid
"Mike Pence didn’t have the courage to do what should have been done to protect our Country and our Constitution" is the most damning thing in all this. No love for Mr. VP but whew.. That's a direct violation of the Constitution and absolutely incensed the mob.
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Elon Musk fined 20 million dollars for making false statements on Twitter.
Meanwhile..
@realDonaldTrump
is still president of the United States.
🤔
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I mean, C'mon guys. He's the President now and deserves our respect.
Hahaha.. Just kidding. He's a piece of shit that needs 326,049,863 boots in the ass.
Happy friday!
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@parlertakes
Small correction.. Neither John Adams nor Thomas Jefferson were sent government planes.. There may have been others.
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Need some help. I'm trying to craft a fact based, respectful response to a
@realDonaldTrump
supporter on twitter but I think it still might need some work..
Here's what I have so far: "Go fuck yourself."
🤔
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The current estimate is that 3 million illegal aliens from Norway voted for Connor Lamb in PA 18..
#PA18Results
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Is it rude to call friends and family that support
@realDonaldTrump
morons? Or should I go with "Fuckin' morons". I don't want any ambiguity..
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What is an "Algo".
An algo is the base unit of currency within the Algorand network. It is essentially a credit needed to transaction on the network.
If I send you $5 or $50 or $500 in US dollars, the transaction fee is .001 algo. This equates today to 3 tenths of a US penny
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I'm not sayin' the world is run by lizard people with crazy long ass necks or anything..
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Saw Chris Christie trending and figured some flavor of pie from years ago came forward with a sexual assault story..
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I have to wonder if Rand Paul will be showing off this pen to friends and neighbors and bragging about how many people it fucked over.
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Steve Mnuchin took the time to show Mrs. Darth Vader what a one dollar bill looks like.
"Oh my god! They're real? I always thought that was a joke!" said Mrs. Vader.
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I swear to god if aliens land and say "Take me to your leader", I'm taking them to a giant black veiny dildo on an alter.
It'll be easier to explain.
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When it absolutely positively has to be there overnight® because you lied about it on twitter.
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The moon landing was real.
Terrists did 9/11.
Chemtrails are the result of atmospheric pressure and moisture.
Global Warming is man-made.
Area 51 is an aerospace test site.
Vaccinations prevent disease.
A Democrat will be the next Senator from Alabama.
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Sources close to Vladimir Putin say his balls have never been licked so clean and look forward to future engagements with
@realDonaldTrump
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I wonder if Vanessa Trump will get the standard $130,000 hush money.. 🤔
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Weird how Texas.. One of the United States of America.. needed help and the White House declared a state of emergency and is now working to support them. All without reviewing their voting record and political preferences. 🤔
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Spell checkers crash across the country as Trump supporters clamor to rebut
#ComeyInterview
..
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There are only two differences between these two images. Can you spot them?
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Safe to say that anyone who fundamentally disagrees with this is lying to themselves.
🙁
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So-called President doesn't have much respect for the Constitution of the United States.. Judicial branch has ruled that he's a douchebag.
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This year, feel free to say Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Kwanza, Delightful Festivus.. Whatever.
As long as Michael Flynn is in prison, I don't give two shits. Ho ho ho! 😃
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I support Jared Kushner's right to sit when he pees in any prison bathroom that he identifies with.
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BREAKING: Roy Moore accused of being Roy Moore.
"If that is true, he has no business running for public office" said.. Everyone.
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On the left: The Mayor of San Juan wading through a flooded street with a bullhorn trying to rescue her citizens.
On the right: Not that.
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'Member that time the GOP had a convention and everybody in the place had a gun to make sure they were safe?
Oh.. No wait.. Guns were banned from the GOP convention. Those things are fuckin' dangerous..
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Hola. Can I ask folks to retweet and follow this account?
It's every 2018 candidate for Congress in one place. Might help
@DemocraticBlue
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Fun to see all these macroeconomic analyses from people that paid $49.99 for a hat.
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What's the difference between the GOP and a porn star?
The GOP didn't get $130,000 after
@realDonaldTrump
fucked them.
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Fox and Friends are no longer Senior Advisors to the President of the United States.
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#AlgorandNFTs
are where science and the arts work together.
ㅤ
There are so many possibilities with this technology - from ticketing for live events to transparency for public records - but it starts with the arts.
Alex
#104
.. by
@Algo_Alex_NFT
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Happy President's day to our most recent President of the United States of America.
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If the White House Correspondents Association just paid
@michelleisawolf
the $130,000, all this could have been avoided..
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All JUUL needs to do is create a device that can fire at least 10 bullets per second, and they're fine..
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I just got attacked for calling someone the "R" word and I should be ashamed. I shouldn't have said that.
But I honestly thought he was a Republican!
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Billionaires pay millionaires to get thousandaires to work against hundredaires.
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Welp.. I'm off to DC to setup my penis enlargement pills booth..
I'm gonna be fricken' RICH!!! Woot!
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Melania body double stands in while the real Melania down for repairs after Houston water damage.
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@justinamash
Michigan voters are still anxious to find out what your first order will be as a Congressman..
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Back when I was in school, we constantly had active shooter lockdown drills.
Actually, wait, no. It was pancake breakfasts.
We ate pancakes.
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@BidensWins
Careful.. Last fact checker that tried to keep up with Donald Trump intentionally jumped into a pool filled with sharks and batteries. 😬🥺
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@jon_actual
Jeezis.. wait'll you see what all's happened while you've been gone.. It's nutz man.
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Nobel committee hospitalized after laughing themselves half to death reading emails from Trump supporters..
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Hey if Joe Biden wins and
@realDonaldTrump
and his supporters don't like it.. Can't they just.. y'know.. Leave the country?
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was voted most likely to succeed.
Matt Gaetz was voted most likely to have dicks drawn on his face when he's passed out.
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If you think your jobs sucks, remember there are Secret Service agents responsible for
@realDonadTrump
.. Biding their time, squirreling away extra money.. knowing that possibly one day they're going to jump out of the way of a moving bullet, and get fired. Cause fuck that guy.
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@SenatorCollins
Pretty sure you don't get to complain about the state of affairs any more Susan..
Lesson learned?
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Think Pence will carry his ass around or wait for Kamala Harris to hand it to him?
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On this day in 2017, nobody showed up for
@realDonaldTrump
's inauguration.
On this day in 2018, nobody showed up for
@realDonaldTrump
's government.
Hopefully they get to play some carefree golf like the Commander-In-Tweet.
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Hey
@realDonaldTrump
supporters!!
Instead of fighting for
@realDonaldTrump
's tax plan, just give him all your stuff and leave us out of it.
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Keurig. The official coffee of people who aren't assholes.
Uptight, maybe. But not assholes.®
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Callista Gingrich appointed ambassador to the Vatican.
Pope Frances quoted as saying "What a bunch of fuckin' morons. Are you kiddin' me?"
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Who is Silvio Micali
ㅤSilvio Micali is an Italian computer scientist and professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT). Born on October 13, 1954, in Palermo, Italy, Micali has made significant contributions to the fields of computer science, cryptography, and
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If you take the first letter from every word of a
@realDonaldTrump
tweet it says:
Wwt 13 AD & twwf PO rtd CoI? Ibaltn! Wtbiwit Rawtftto Ciwt DJF & R.
And it makes just as much sense..
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A guy they call "Mad Dog" is the one talking
@realDonaldTrump
down from massive military engagement.
That's not terrifying at all...
Also,
@realDonaldTrump
got peed on.
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If a tree falls in the woods, and you haven't looked at your TeeVee or twitter, is
@realDonaldTrump
still an asshole?
Yes, yes he is.. Hola!
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Brett Kavanaugh never blacked out when he was drinking.
He prefers "Redacted".
As in.. "Holy shit we got so redacted drunk that night!"
Fuckin' Yale kids..
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They'll celebrate Jesus being born, and tomorrow celebrate that he's getting deported, along with his brother Jose.
Make Aramathea Great Again
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Hey
@realDonaldTrump
!!
All of Puerto Rico would've been at your inauguration, but they were surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water!
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So many meltdowns, so little time.. Life's too short
@realDonaldTrump
.
I'd say go out and smell the roses, but there's a good chance that Mueller will have a black van waiting for you.
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As we anxiously await tomorrow's indictments, and trials begin, we must not forget one important thing:
@realDonaldTrump
got peed on.
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