👨🏻‍💼 “You’ve spend quite a lot of time on this piece of code…” 👨‍💻 “I did.” 👨🏻‍💼 “But… it looks very simple… almost trivial.” 👨‍💻 “Exactly, thanks, that’s why it took so long.”

@brrrake 100% It’ll probably be a bit painful, I’m scared.

@klarnaseb Safest option is probably Bitcoin (as asset) and payments using (low fees) layer-2 lightning network.

@DJSnM So… this could potentially be weaponized as well? 🤔 even if it’s planned to narrowly miss earth, could it be adjusted to hit?

Whenever someone questions their actions and motivations it’s countered with an immediate: What are you hiding? You’re probably corrupt!

@FastestPitStop @WilliamsRacing @Atlassian As <F1 driver> I’d want…

@Rainmaker1973 👍🏼 Cool graphics 👎🏼 Touchscreen in a metro… 🤢

@EU_Commission I need an LLM to summarize this, jargon overload… 😞

@dmatej Don’t mention the Apache… they are definitely South-West/Mexican.

@maeddes Coping.

@antonarhipov Same….

@geertwilderspvv Kleine OSINT challenge, reverse image search, bankje gevonden in een LinkedIn post, dus op loopafstand van Kasteel Duivenvoorde, daarna de juiste huizen opgezocht.

@erikpjverweij @pascalvdvoort I’m not your guy, pal.

… because today is.

@O78 No it’s not, want a good life? Live your life as a brachistochrone.

@OpenAI @sama @markchen90 @kevinweil @snsf @michpokrass @ren_hongyu What is the most profound or surprising response you’ve ever received from a large language model, and why did it stand out to you?

Pssst… have you seen the VoxxedDays Amsterdam schedule?